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The all-time top 100 reviews (and beyond) as voted by site visitors.
1  Kramer Vs. Kramer (1979)
I bet Kramer wins.
MguyX 
  Vote (273)   
2  Titanic (1997)
Icy dead people.
pudking 
  Vote (256)   
3  Blair Witch Project, The (1999)
Tense. Intense. In tents.
AardBall 
  Vote (201)   
4  Superman (1978)
'The Great S Cape'.
noncentz 
  Vote (201)   
5  Eyes Wide Shut (1999)
Pretty shitty gang bang.
Poire 
  Vote (195)   
6  Best In Show (2000)
'This Is Spaniel Tap'.
noncentz 
  Vote (183)   
7  Saving Private Ryan (1998)
Brother gets own bedroom.
Yenser 
  Vote (176)   
8  Jaws: The Revenge (1987)
Fin.
noncentz 
  Vote (164)   
9  Passion Of The Christ, The (2004)
Gory, gory, hallelujah.
noncentz 
  Vote (161)   
10  Amadeus (1984)
Salieri has pianist envy.
noncentz 
  Vote (159)   
11  Star Trek III: The Search For Spock (1984)
'Finding Nimoy'.
Joe Blevins 
  Vote (158)   
12  Exorcist, The (1973)
Room With A Spew.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (153)   
13  Pianist, The (2002)
Schindler's Lizst.
noncentz 
  Vote (149)   
14  XXx (2002)
Why? Why? Why?
noncentz 
  Vote (143)   
15  Basic Instinct (1992)
Crossed, un-crossed, HELLO, crossed.
Anonymous  
  Vote (143)   
16  Animal House (1978)
From beer to fraternity.
noncentz 
  Vote (143)   
17  Tootsie (1982)
Hoff-man, hoff-woman.
Joe Blevins 
  Vote (143)   
18  Titanic (1997)
A piece of ship.
noncentz 
  Vote (142)   
19  Titanic (1997)
Everything including kitchen sinks.
cozzy 
  Vote (142)   
20  Supergirl (1984)
It is a bird!!
Obie 
  Vote (139)   
21  Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers, The (2002)
Run Forest, Run!
rod 
  Vote (138)   
22  Messenger: The Story Of Joan Of Arc, The (1999)
Stake and French fries.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (138)   
23  Robocop (1987)
Copper is metal.
AC 
  Vote (137)   
24  Dead Poets Society (1989)
Fate: verse, then death.
Joe Blevins 
  Vote (135)   
25  Breast Men (1997)
Sale of two titties.
noncentz 
  Vote (129)   
26  Pirates Of The Caribbean: The Curse Of The Black Pearl (2003)
High-sea dead people.
Dante 
  Vote (129)   
27  Fahrenheit 9/11 (2004)
Iraqnophobia.
Falken 
  Vote (127)   
28  Son Of Lassie (1945)
Son of a bitch.
noncentz 
  Vote (126)   
29  Super Size Me (2004)
A month of sundaes.
bife 
  Vote (125)   
30  Jaws (1975)
Eat ship and die.
noncentz 
  Vote (124)   
31  Wimbledon (2004)
To Serve, With Love.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (121)   
32  Braveheart (1995)
Resistance is feudal.
RockGolf 
  Vote (121)   
33  Bodyguard, The (1992)
Houston has a problem.
benj clews 
  Vote (121)   
34  Exorcist, The (1973)
Blair Witch Projectile vomits.
punz 
  Vote (121)   
35  Titanic (1997)
The unsinkable happens.
bife 
  Vote (121)   
36  Karate Kid, The (1984)
Lovestruck teen wax off.
noncentz 
  Vote (120)   
37  Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)
Said he'd be back.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (120)   
38  Robin Hood: Men In Tights (1993)
A Comedy Of Arrows.
AC 
  Vote (119)   
39  O Brother, Where Art Thou? (2000)
Convicts with a record.
noncentz 
  Vote (118)   
40  Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, The (2003)
Three. Ring. Serkis.
RockGolf 
  Vote (114)   
41  Calendar Girls (2003)
Centerolds.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (112)   
42  John Wayne Bobbitt Uncut (1994)
John Wayne re-membered.
benj clews 
  Vote (112)   
43  Titanic (1997)
Selfish bitch hogs float.
Mark8884 
  Vote (110)   
44  What's Eating Gilbert Grape (1993)
Who's eating? Gilbert's mom!
AC 
  Vote (109)   
45  Pretty Woman (1990)
Shags to riches.
Corduroy Pillow 
  Vote (107)   
46  Forrest Gump (1994)
Run and Stumpy.
Pope George Ringo 
  Vote (106)   
47  Rain Man (1988)
Con autist.
Corduroy Pillow 
  Vote (106)   
48  Rosemary's Baby (1968)
Mamma Mia.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (105)   
49  Pinocchio (1940)
Knotty boy.
MguyX 
  Vote (104)   
50  Boy In The Plastic Bubble, The (1976)
Tent 'n quarantino.
noncentz 
  Vote (104)   
51  Fight Club (1999)
'Beat Joe Black'.
Anne 
  Vote (101)   
52  Muppets Take Manhattan (1984)
Green legs and hams.
noncentz 
  Vote (99)   
53  Back To The Future (1985)
A comedy of eras.
Joe Blevins 
  Vote (99)   
54  Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980)
Luke back in anger.
Joe Blevins 
  Vote (99)   
55  Hidalgo (2004)
Sandbiscuit.
AC 
  Vote (98)   
56  Ghost And Mr. Chicken, The (1966)
'Poultrygeist'.
lemmycaution 
  Vote (98)   
57  Life Is Beautiful (1997)
Father, son & holocaust.
RockGolf 
  Vote (97)   
58  Spider-Man (2002)
Teenager emits sticky substance.
Andrew 
  Vote (97)   
59  Postman, The (1997)
Post. Apocalypse.
AC 
  Vote (96)   
60  Taxi Driver (1976)
A fare to remember.
kolo 
  Vote (96)   
61  Bend It Like Beckham (2002)
America wonders 'Who's Beckham?'.
Pope George Ringo 
  Vote (96)   
62  Killer Condom (1996)
Penis Fly Trap.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (96)   
63  Soul Man (1986)
I'll be black.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (96)   
64  Green Mile, The (1999)
Fry day, sadder day.
noncentz 
  Vote (96)   
65  Hunchback Of Notre Dame, The (1939)
Slaved by the bell.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (96)   
66  Brother Bear (2003)
Trouble's a bruin.
AC 
  Vote (95)   
67  Signs (2002)
A piece of crop.
noncentz 
  Vote (95)   
68  Troy (2004)
To Helen back.
LPH 
  Vote (95)   
69  Star Wars: Episode II - Attack Of The Clones (2002)
Yoda's disability benefit withdrawn.
Paul Clark 
  Vote (94)   
70  Last Emperor, The (1987)
One metre ruler.
AC 
  Vote (94)   
71  K2 (1992)
Can't summit up easily.
noncentz 
  Vote (94)   
72  Chicken Run (2000)
Movie with many layers.
kolo 
  Vote (94)   
73  War Games (1983)
A firewall to arms.
noncentz 
  Vote (94)   
74  Passion Of The Christ, The (2004)
Dead Man Crossing.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (93)   
75  Se7en (1995)
Bride's head, revisited.
bife 
  Vote (93)   
76  Truman Show, The (1998)
The Screw Carrey Show.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (93)   
77  Waterworld (1995)
Fishtar.
noncentz 
  Vote (93)   
78  There's Something About Mary (1998)
Boy with pearl earring.
noncentz 
  Vote (93)   
79  Adaptation. (2002)
The Write's Tough.
noncentz 
  Vote (93)   
80  Psycho (1960)
Unfortunate Leigh.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (93)   
81  Mary Poppins (1964)
Van Dyke's pseudo-cockney-unrealistic-especially-atrocious accent.
Rovark 
  Vote (93)   
82  Watership Down (1978)
Warren piece.
Rovark 
  Vote (92)   
83  Maltese Falcon, The (1941)
Black Hawk Found.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (92)   
84  Bambi Meets Godzilla (1969)
The buck stops here.
noncentz 
  Vote (92)   
85  Planet Of The Apes (2001)
The Apes Of Roth.
Sean 
  Vote (92)   
86  XXx (2002)
FXXXing sXXX.
bubbahotep 
  Vote (92)   
87  Braveheart (1995)
Mel rose. Place: Scotland.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (91)   
88  Pretty In Pink (1986)
Damsel in dissed dress.
noncentz 
  Vote (91)   
89  Tomb Raider (2001)
Treasured chest.
Slippy Tin 
  Vote (91)   
90  Hercules In New York (1970)
Pecs and The City.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (90)   
91  Hindenburg, The (1975)
Ded Zeppelin.
noncentz 
  Vote (89)   
92  Peter Pan (1953)
Constant-teen.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (89)   
93  Hoffa (1992)
Union Jack.
noncentz 
  Vote (89)   
94  Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind (2004)
An Affair To Forget.
Montgomery 
  Vote (88)   
95  Shallow Hal (2001)
Tubby or not tubby.
noncentz 
  Vote (88)   
96  Bridge On The River Kwai, The (1957)
Big bridge goes P.O.W.
noncentz 
  Vote (87)   
97  Steel Magnolias (1989)
'Perms Of Endearment'.
noncentz 
  Vote (87)   
98  School Of Rock, The (2003)
'To Sir, Riff Love'.
noncentz 
  Vote (86)   
99  No Trams To Lime Street (1959)
Silence Of The Trams.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (86)   
100  Alien (1979)
The Talented Ms. Ripley.
Conan The Westy 
  Vote (86)   
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