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Reviews by 'demonic'
Current status of
Movie deity (Bronze)
with a total of
5289
reviews published to date.
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Ten Commandments, The (1956)
Moses turns the tide.
Jul 19, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(28)
Car, The (1977)
Torque of the Devil...
Jun 14, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(27)
Ed Wood (1994)
Johnny rotten director.
Jul 4, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(27)
Funny Girl (1968)
Barbra's famous singing Fanny.
Feb 16, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(27)
Godfather, The (1972)
Not so dolce Vito.
Oct 13, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(27)
King Arthur (2004)
King of the Woad.
May 26, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(27)
Wallace & Gromit In The Curse Of The Were-Rabbit (2005)
Monster rabbit? Lettuce pray.
Feb 19, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(27)
Painted Veil, The (2006)
Lipstick on your Cholera.
Jun 25, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
(26)
Young Frankenstein (1974)
Monster's pair of Genes.
Dec 18, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(26)
Animal Farm (1954)
Leon Trottersky.
Jun 13, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(25)
Apocalypto (2006)
Run, Mayan forest, Run!
Jan 29, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
(25)
Blade II (2002)
Vampires suck; Blade too.
Jun 2, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(25)
Creep (2004)
Craap.
May 8, 2007
Scored 2/5
Vote
(25)
Dead Ringers (1988)
2-Irons pot the birdie.
Feb 16, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(25)
Delicatessen (1991)
Frog-eat-frog world.
Aug 31, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(25)
Fearless (2006)
Final-Li.
Sep 1, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(25)
Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare (1991)
Drop Dead Fred.
Jun 25, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(25)
Heat (1995)
Robber DeNiro, copper Pacino.
May 1, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(25)
Lord Of The Rings, The (1978)
Gollum's looking very drawn.
Oct 31, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(25)
Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, The (2003)
Arwen won't Liv forever.
Sep 5, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(25)
Nightmare Before Christmas, The (1993)
Sally's a material girl.
Apr 25, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(25)
Ring 0 (2000)
0 well.
Apr 2, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(25)
Ronde, La (1950)
C'est la V.D.
Feb 19, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(25)
Blade Runner (1982)
Roy Batty's final Hauers.
Feb 19, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(24)
Cop Land (1997)
Stallone: deaf and dumb.
May 9, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(24)
Hamlet (1990)
It's curtains for Holm.
Mar 6, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(24)
Hangover, The (2009)
Memory Loss Vegas.
Jun 10, 2009
Scored 3/5
Vote
(24)
Hudsucker Proxy, The (1994)
Coens' Story of O.
Jun 28, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(24)
Iron Man (2008)
Downey is Iron cast.
Jan 4, 2008
Scored 5/5
Vote
(24)
Mothman Prophecies, The (2002)
Car accident, Gere changes.
Feb 28, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(24)
Naked Exorcism (1975)
The Devil Wears Nada.
Mar 13, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(24)
North By Northwest (1959)
Cary on Rushmore.
Mar 30, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(24)
Pinocchio (1940)
Living Doll.
Apr 30, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(24)
Shakespeare Behind Bars (2005)
Prose and Cons.
Sep 18, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(24)
Shaun Of The Dead (2004)
Ed's undead in shed.
Jun 8, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(24)
Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter... And Spring (2003)
Film for all Seasons.
May 9, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(24)
Sting, The (1973)
Redford makes Shaw bet.
May 9, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(24)
Talladega Nights: The Ballad Of Ricky Bobby (2006)
Will & Race.
Apr 18, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(24)
Wal-Mart: The High Cost Of Low Price (2005)
Not very super market.
Sep 7, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(24)
Batman Forever (1995)
Carrey on Batman.
Mar 6, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(23)
Bicycle Thieves (1948)
Neo-Wheelism.
Apr 13, 2009
Scored 5/5
Vote
(23)
Broadcast News (1987)
Hurt Hunter drops Anchor.
May 23, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(23)
Doors, The (1991)
'The End' for Morrison.
Jul 27, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(23)
Dreamcatcher (2003)
Plop goes the 'weasel'.
Feb 22, 2006
Scored 1/5
Vote
(23)
Dune (1984)
Paul fancies spice girl.
Mar 3, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(23)
Fatal Attraction (1987)
Swallow the white rabbit.
Feb 13, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(23)
Hour Of The Pig, The (1993)
Bringing Holm the bacon.
Oct 13, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(23)
Howard The Duck (1986)
Quacking Hell.
Apr 23, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(23)
Khartoum (1966)
Sudan death.
Apr 20, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(23)
Kick-Ass (2010)
Dork & Mindy.
Apr 4, 2010
Scored 4/5
Vote
(23)
Lethal Weapon (1987)
Good cop / mad cop.
Dec 28, 2009
Scored 5/5
Vote
(23)
Limey, The (1999)
Postal Stamp, first class.
Oct 3, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
(23)
Live Free Or Die Hard (2007)
Yippie-ki-yay mother hacker.
Jun 12, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
(23)
Nightmare On Elm Street, A (2010)
Recurring Nightmare.
Jul 24, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(23)
Richard III (1995)
Fascist Dick-tator.
Apr 13, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(23)
Switchblade Romance (2003)
Bloody Elle.
Nov 28, 2007
Scored 2/5
Vote
(23)
Thank You For Smoking (2005)
Smoking causes Eckhart problems.
Oct 13, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(23)
W. (2008)
W. of Mass Destruction.
Nov 7, 2008
Scored 3/5
Vote
(23)
Aliens (1986)
Terraformers meet former terrors.
Dec 18, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(22)
Apocalypto (2006)
Mayans try Jaguar racing.
Jan 29, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
(22)
Bedknobs And Broomsticks (1971)
Knob starts bed action.
Jan 27, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
(22)
Black Sheep (2006)
Ewe'd better start running...
Dec 8, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(22)
Breathless (1960)
Cool pair of Jeans.
May 5, 2009
Scored 3/5
Vote
(22)
Catwoman (2004)
Halle makes cat shit.
Aug 17, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(22)
Downfall (2004)
Die F�hrer.
Mar 27, 2008
Scored 5/5
Vote
(22)
Ghost Rider (2007)
Hell on wheels.
Jul 21, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(22)
Ghostbusters II (1989)
Ghosts, franchise are busted.
Aug 7, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(22)
Gran Torino (2008)
The Bigot Kowalski.
Mar 19, 2010
Scored 4/5
Vote
(22)
Highlander (1986)
Shorn Connery.
Jun 29, 2008
Scored 5/5
Vote
(22)
Meg, The (2018)
Jurassic Shark.
Nov 28, 2015
Scored 2/5
Vote
(22)
Mousehunt (1997)
Danger: mouse.
Jul 4, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
(22)
Pirates Of The Caribbean: At World's End (2007)
Thrice Knightley.
Jun 14, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(22)
Raiders Of The Lost Ark (1981)
Ark angels annihilate anti-Semites.
Jul 19, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(22)
Red Dragon (2002)
Remake fails to de-liver.
Apr 28, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(22)
Shawshank Redemption, The (1994)
Bible aids Andy's Exodus.
Sep 15, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(22)
Slither (2006)
Rooker gives sluggish performance.
Apr 30, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(22)
Thing, The (2011)
Another Thing.
Jun 23, 2009
Scored 4/5
Vote
(22)
Total Recall (1990)
Cox, but little Dick.
Aug 31, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(22)
Vagina Monologues, The (2002)
Eve's wisecrack.
Mar 29, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(22)
Wolfman, The (2010)
Lycan father, lycan son.
Feb 12, 2010
Scored 3/5
Vote
(22)
Adventures Of Priscilla, Queen Of The Desert, The (1994)
Guy in a dress.
Sep 15, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
(21)
Alfie (1966)
Alfie Romeo.
Dec 17, 2009
Scored 4/5
Vote
(21)
Amadeus (1984)
Salieri faces the music.
Jun 13, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(21)
Big Lebowski, The (1998)
White Russians, German Nihilists.
Jun 13, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(21)
Conversation, The (1974)
Recording devices, Gene splices.
Nov 7, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(21)
Departures (2008)
Cellos and goodbyes.
Dec 29, 2009
Scored 3/5
Vote
(21)
Fabulous Baker Boys, The (1989)
Bridges' Band of Brothers.
Jul 4, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(21)
Fantastic Voyage (1966)
Inside job for Pleasence.
Feb 21, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(21)
Fly, The (1986)
Goldblum plays God, insect.
May 24, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(21)
From Dusk Till Dawn (1996)
Titty Twister: Bite Club.
Sep 16, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
(21)
Green Hornet, The (2011)
Seth, Green.
Aug 11, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(21)
Hamlet (1976)
Mirren has two faces.
Dec 30, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(21)
Inglourious Basterds (2009)
Brad Lieutenant.
Jul 30, 2009
Scored 5/5
Vote
(21)
King Kong (2005)
Darrow in the heart.
Feb 7, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(21)
My Dinner With Andre (1981)
Shawn of the Fed.
Jul 17, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(21)
Others, The (2001)
The 'lives' of Others.
Sep 22, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
(21)
Slumdog Millionaire (2008)
Boylewood Movie.
Jan 5, 2009
Scored 3/5
Vote
(21)
Y Tu Mam� Tambi�n (2001)
Mexican teenagers' sex drive.
Sep 1, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(21)
Yellowbeard (1983)
Avast waste of Pythons.
Jul 27, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(21)
39 Steps, The (1959)
39 More Steps.
May 13, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
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