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Action, Adventure, Fantasy, Sci-Fi
Tim Story
Mark Frost
Michael France
Stan Lee
Jack Kirby
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Ioan Gruffudd
Jessica Alba
Chris Evans
Michael Chiklis
Julian McMahon
Hamish Linklater
Kerry Washington
Laurie Holden
David Parker
Kevin McNulty
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Fantastic Four

(2005)
173 reviews
Film rated 2.7 / 5  (Chick rating: 2.3 / 5)  (Guy rating: 2.7 / 5)
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Awesome Foursome
Airbolt 
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Fantastic Four? Shitetastic Four.
boydegg 
  Vote (1)   
Alien story teller's Story.
BaftaBaby 
  Vote (1)   
Human Torch, thank Evans!
TitanPa 
  Vote (1)   
Alba strips, joins foursome.
demonic 
  Vote (6)   
Quartet battles larcenous Latverian.
clay 
  Vote (1)   
From Super-Scientists to Super-Heroes.
Frankie 
  Vote (1)   
Poisoned IV.
SixFourian 
  Vote (5)   
Heatless. Weak. Stretchy. Invisible?
clay 
  Vote (6)   
Fantastic Four? Fantastic Bore.
Dins 
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Flashy 'Four' falls flat.
hustleboy007 
  Vote (6)   
Victor ribs rubbery Reed.
calmer 
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Superhero Alba's super abs.
calmer 
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Foursome fells ferrous foe.
DATA 
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Human torch enjoys limelight.
Rovark 
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Jessica Alba's 'Invisible Tush'.
Airbolt 
  Vote (5)   
Reed Richards' extended family.
Airbolt 
  Vote (2)   
Chiklis travels rocky road.
Canklefish 
  Vote (1)   
Grimm shows stony disposition.
Primax 
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Four; skin, Storm flashes.
SixFourian 
  Vote (5)   
Heroically, Alba gets naked.
Paddy C 
  Vote (1)   
IV League.
SixFourian 
  Vote (17)   
Johnny's flaming show, off.
ChocolateLady 
  Vote (15)   
Grimm's a disagreeable Thing.
w22dheartlivie 
  Vote (8)   
Reed learns to stretch.
maintcoder 
  Vote (3)   
Sue 'blushes' outta sight!
maintcoder 
  Vote (3)   
Flying flame thwarts missile.
maintcoder 
  Vote (3)   
Grimm's outlook is rocky.
maintcoder 
  Vote (3)   
Chiklis: rockwork orange.
damalc 
  Vote (7)   
Dr. Troy = Dr. Doom.
thechad 
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Morphy Richards.
Airbolt 
  Vote (5)   
Thing grows big, hard.
Sludge 
  Vote (9)   
(Fantastic) Four stars.
The General 
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That Thing, Chilkis does.
The General 
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Alba has fantastic form.
GHcool 
  Vote (6)   
Alba: A perfect Storm.
Yukon 
  Vote (1)   
'Elemental' 4 bore.
Canklefish 
  Vote (2)   
Thing is: 'I'm stoned'.
Sludge 
  Vote (2)   
Albacadabra! And she's gone!
soda 
  Vote (1)   
Doctor's fantastic plans doomed.
Josh the cat 
  Vote (8)   
Cosmic radiation empowers 4.
turrell 
  Vote (5)   
Ioan's Role: Pretty Flexible.
mampers11 
  Vote (5)   
Radiation alters friends forever.
FilmReviewStew 
  Vote (1)   
'Incredibles' in 3-D!
redPen 
  Vote (5)   
Sue: see-through sexiness.
teddychan 
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Ben begrudgingly becomes bricklike.
teddychan 
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Evans hothead; Alba hottie.
teddychan 
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Some Thing about Benny.
Sludge 
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Some Thing about Alicia.
RockGolf 
  Vote (5)   
Thing loses two digits.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (2)   
Thing has blind date.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (10)   
War on a rock.
Sludge 
  Vote (8)   
Storm in a D-cup.
boydegg 
  Vote (13)   
Alba: Fantastic Phwoar!
Obie 
  Vote (4)   
Four? Yes. Fantastic? Well...
Falken 
  Vote (34)   
Doom's accent mysteriously dissappears.
McHael 
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Zapped astronauts develop powers.
MelissaS 
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Four freaks fight doom.
ant 
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Michael- Big Orange 'Shield'.
TitanPa 
  Vote (1)   
Ben gets rock hard.
Lindsey K 
  Vote (1)   
Doom needs 'Nip/Tuck'.
TitanPa 
  Vote (1)   
Alba's performance transparent.
Puzzgal 
  Vote (2)   
Transluscent Storm meets Doom.
bennyr81 
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Stretched, Forced, Rocky, Burned.
Evil Giraffe 
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I prefer visible Alba.
GHcool 
  Vote (20)   
Doom watches Four play.
Gentleman Ghost 
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Richards Co. got storm'd!
Strangelove 
  Vote (2)   
Fan-trashing bore.
mattresspolice 
  Vote (5)   
'Four' upshot: Cosmically razed.
Cheese_Ed 
  Vote (3)   
Hot, Stretchy, invisible, ugly.
Hugh Jass 
  Vote (2)   
Hot chick feels invisible?
Sludge 
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Astronauts: bad gas attack.
Beanmimo 
  Vote (4)   
Bad gas mutates genes.
Beanmimo 
  Vote (4)   
Elemental superheroes.
Beanmimo 
  Vote (9)   
Seeing through Jessica Alba.
Beanmimo 
  Vote (4)   
Trip the gas fantastic.
Beanmimo 
  Vote (2)   
Four-get it Fantastically.
tinabina 
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The next big Thing.
bife 
  Vote (4)   
Cosmic quartet dooms Victor.
teddychan 
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Good Thing happens.
bife 
  Vote (4)   
Reed LONGS for Sue.
TitanPa 
  Vote (2)   
Johnny flame instant hit.
djdk 
  Vote (1)   
Ben Grimm, density's child.
The General 
  Vote (6)   
Inferior live action 'Incredibles'.
ParticularlyEvil 
  Vote (1)   
More like average four.
The Levitating Nun 
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Thing; Pretty Solid Guy.
mampers11 
  Vote (2)   
Human Torch incinerates genre.
SuperKhakiGirl 
  Vote (1)   
The original Incredible family.
D Dragon 
  Vote (3)   
Ben Grimm rocks out.
D Dragon 
  Vote (1)   
Cosmic comic 'Clobbering' Cinema.
stroll 
  Vote (1)   
Chiklis is rock star.
D Dragon 
  Vote (3)   
Johnny Storm blazes it.
D Dragon 
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Ben Grimm gets stoned.
D Dragon 
  Vote (1)   
The Thing and I.
D Dragon 
  Vote (9)   
Chiklis becomes 'The Shield'.
Justin Credible 
  Vote (1)   
Meta-four.
Justin Credible 
  Vote (3)   
Alba seein' you later?
Sludge 
  Vote (16)   
Fantastic elastic plus three.
penguy 
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Four Fantastics' fantastic foray.
penguy 
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Four fantastic freaks fight.
Ken 
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