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Drama, Romance, Biography
Peter Webber
Olivia Hetreed
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Colin Firth
Scarlett Johansson
Tom Wilkinson
Judy Parfitt
Cillian Murphy
Essie Davis
Joanna Scanlan
Alakina Mann
Chris McHallem
Gabrielle Reidy
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Films Seen By Whippersnapper in 2006

Girl With A Pearl Earring

(2003)
80 reviews
Film rated 3.6 / 5  (Chick rating: 4 / 5)  (Guy rating: 3.3 / 5)
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Swine behold pearls.
Four Word Thinking 
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Vermeer to ear.
knockmesilly 
  Vote (1)   
Griet Dutch master's piece.
knockmesilly 
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From scullery to canvas.
lemmycaution 
  Vote (2)   
Johansson inspires Firth's lust.
w22dheartlivie 
  Vote (1)   
Vermeer paints mere maid.
Chris C 
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Wilkinson wants sexy Scarlett.
Josh the cat 
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Demure Delft damsel depicted.
Wilson Flanges 
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Vermeer's pearl of wis(h)dom.
LooseLes 
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Scarlett wears Dutch cap.
arif B 
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Ambitious, conflicted painter's assistant.
clay 
  Vote (1)   
Scarlett woman is chased.
Rovark 
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Firth paints pouty Johansson.
MelissaS 
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Blushing maid is Scarlett.
calmer 
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'The Scarlett Bedder'.
Xanie 
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Scarlett O'Hair-Up.
Xanie 
  Vote    
A Study of Scarlett.
demonic 
  Vote (10)   
Symbolic, pearly ear piercing.
LadyMeerkat 
  Vote (1)   
Johannes painting, piercing Johansson.
LadyMeerkat 
  Vote (7)   
Painter specializes in scarlet(t).
redPen 
  Vote (12)   
Indie pendant movie?
ci�nas 
  Vote (39)   
Colin's into Scarlett's paints.
Whippersnapper. 
  Vote (10)   
Painter, maid: Vermeer aqaintances?
Justin Credible 
  Vote (1)   
Vermeer overpaints manners.
BaftaBaby 
  Vote (4)   
Gentleman relishes girl's countenance.
Sexton Ming 
  Vote (1)   
Pearlscript.
Sludge 
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Beneath Vermeer of respectability.
Whippersnapper. 
  Vote (25)   
Johansson's job: painter poser.
teddychan 
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Hat hides Scarlett's sexiness.
teddychan 
  Vote    
Griet greets Vermeer's leers.
teddychan 
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Griet's brush with fame.
teddychan 
  Vote (1)   
Artist seduces servant Scarlett.
teddychan 
  Vote    
Colin puts portrait Firth.
ChocolateLady 
  Vote (22)   
Vermeer's most famous worker.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (1)   
Darcy paints Scarlett model.
bennyr81 
  Vote (2)   
Firth finds griet muse.
bennyr81 
  Vote (1)   
17th century's pearl story.
marina 
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Butcher slips maid meat.
tommyboy 
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Meatman mounts maid.
tommyboy 
  Vote    
Johnansson Delft winning hand.
tommyboy 
  Vote    
Scarlett looks great, Vermeer!
randall 
  Vote (1)   
Housemaid undergoes body modification.
Skunk Puppet 
  Vote (1)   
Vermeer with lusty veneer.
AC 
  Vote (1)   
Lust drives Van Ruijven.
Koli 
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Artist's daughter frames model.
Koli 
  Vote (3)   
Vermeer, maid, nice portrait.
Cheese_Ed 
  Vote (14)   
Maid makes Master money.
kolo 
  Vote    
Story handled very Delftly.
kolo 
  Vote (1)   
Van Ruijven's excess.
kolo 
  Vote (1)   
Wilkinson has no Griet's.
kolo 
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Scarlett spurns Wilkinson's sword.
kolo 
  Vote (3)   
Johannes paints Johansson.
kolo 
  Vote (1)   
Scarlett bangs butcher's boy.
kolo 
  Vote    
Vermeer to paternity.
kolo 
  Vote (8)   
Scarlett plays scrub-woman.
kolo 
  Vote    
Scarlett's a poser.
kolo 
  Vote (2)   
Artist hot for Scarlett.
kolo 
  Vote    
Used maid made muse.
Rovark 
  Vote (5)   
Griet Expectations.
tortoise 
  Vote (15)   
Painter has Delft touch.
bife 
  Vote (14)   
Maid in Holland.
bife 
  Vote (23)   
Scarlett judges Firth's worth.
Stone Junction 
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Firth's pearls on Scarlett.
Sean 
  Vote (3)   
Artistic attention; Scarlett blushing.
LPH 
  Vote (2)   
Pearl-on-girl action.
Argot 
  Vote (22)   
Vermeer has it maid.
Animagess 
  Vote (5)   
Vermeer added necklace later.
WickerMan77 
  Vote (4)   
Johansson give season's Griet-ings.
GHcool 
  Vote (5)   
Grinding production of pearl.
biggerthanbig 
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Johansson delivers pearly performance.
Alice in Wonder... 
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Vermeer paints Scarlett woman.
Markandlain 
  Vote (5)   
Vermeer, yet so far.
Montgomery 
  Vote (7)   
Vermeer caught Scarlett handed.
AJ Sidmouth 
  Vote (5)   
Watching reflections in Vermeer.
Jatlas 
  Vote (3)   
Lowly maid, beloved pearl.
Anonymous  
  Vote    
Portrait/ maid irritate wife.
mable13 
  Vote (1)   
Piercing piece on portrait.
Montgomery 
  Vote (4)   
Portrait of a portrait.
RockGolf 
  Vote (14)   
Scarlett woman inspires Firth.
shoon 
  Vote (2)   
Maid becomes model, desired.
shoon 
  Vote (2)   
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