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Blair Witch Project, The (1999) |
| 155 reviews |
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Film rated 2.7 / 5
(Chick rating: 2.9 / 5)
(Guy rating: 2.7 / 5)
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| Students approach Witch tentatively. |
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| Crafty video, crappy witching. |
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| Mucus: frisson to narration. |
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| Camera, plot both shakey. |
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| Camera carriers scared shitless. |
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| Doco drives Heather wacko. |
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| Filmmaker's lost in woods. |
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| Aloof witches try patience. |
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| Witches, apparently camera shy. |
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| Wood-stalk in Burkittsville. |
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| Close Encounters, Firred Kind. |
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| Canvassing without Gore terrifying. |
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| Students are Forest Chumps. |
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| Maryland witch convincingly faked. |
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| Hapless Heather's harrowing histrionics. |
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| Stick figures cause terror. |
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| Scared actors convincingly confused. |
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| Sinister stick-figures stalk students. |
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| Snotty kids camp fearfully. |
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| Frightened filmmakers in forest. |
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| Forest freakout footage found. |
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| Camera shakes, camping quakes. |
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| Low-budget, high Tents-ion. |
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| Witch-hikers guide to camp. |
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| Witchhunting for dummies. |
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| Camera shake, witch's fake. |
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| Where's the fucking WITCH??? |
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| America's Phoniest Home Video. |
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| Traveling documentarians cartographically challenged. |
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| Idiots' camping witch hunt. |
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| Hex, Lies, and Videotape. |
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| Hunted witch becomes hunter. |
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| Blaring bitch bothers bewitchment. |
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| Snot drips, camera trips. |
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| The supernatural meets camping. |
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| Unfinished project finishes filmmakers. |
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| Fake film makes millions. |
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| The Burkettsville horror. |
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| Blurriness. Screams. End credits. |
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| Witch corners campy kids. |
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| Stick shtick scares students. |
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| Creepy demented stick figures. |
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| Very scary stick sculptures. |
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| Well-marketed horror schlockumentary. |
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| Urban legend about camping. |
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| America's Shakiest Home Video. |
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| Overly dramatic nature walk. |
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| Teen shows eyeball capillaries. |
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| Witch watches over woods. |
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| Document making, running, dying. |
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| Students missed filmmaking orientation. |
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| Bewitched students film death. |
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| In tents pretense nonsense. |
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| Found footage reveals loss. |
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| 'snot the usual close-up. |
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| Witch-hunting guide for dummies. |
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| Students film search, snot. |
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| Wobbly camerawork shocks nation! |
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| Hunted documentarians finally cornered. |
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| Woman and map- disaster!! |
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| Horror forgotten in wilderness. |
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| Witch nonexistent, strangely terrifying. |
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| Terrifying display of snot. |
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