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300 (2006) |
| 202 reviews |
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Film rated 3.8 / 5
(Chick rating: 2.8 / 5)
(Guy rating: 3.9 / 5)
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| The greatest warriors ever. |
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| Persians try carpet bombardment. |
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| Persians served by Butler. |
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| Persian perversion spatters Spartans. |
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| Spartans shout sole profession. |
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| 300 linebackers with spears. |
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| Spartan women? Spartan role. |
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| Spartan warriors and clothes. |
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| Xerxes nose, he's pierced. |
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| Shiny Greeks repel Persians. |
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| Leonidas commands 300 Spartans. |
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| Xerxes realizes he's mortal. |
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| Zack's animated Thermopylae: graphic. |
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| Persia attacks abdomen empire. |
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| Greeks drawn towards freaks. |
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| Queen rallies, gets railed. |
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| Witness Leonidas' arrowing end. |
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| Wall uses slaughter mortar. |
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| Spartans' stiff upper everything. |
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| Unspartan, unintentionally comical unfilm. |
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| Leonidas lobs long lance. |
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| Hell dinner reservation made. |
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| Leonidas disobeys Ephor's edict. |
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| Male bikini bloodbath party. |
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| Greeks protect back door? |
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| Spartan location clearly announced. |
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| Spartan resistance? Yeah, plenty. |
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| Battle clothing somewhat Spartan. |
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| Thermopylae reduced to CGI. |
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| Spartans defending poor rendering. |
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| 'Immortals' fail their moniker. |
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| Graphic Novel. Graphic. Novel. |
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| Sparse Spartans; plentiful Persians. |
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| Spartans have bigger rods. |
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| Greek legend. Miller's myths. |
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| Persian monsters, speared ending. |
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| Arrows pierce chest beaters. |
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| Greece consistently overcast. |
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| 300 spartans against the immortals. |
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| Persians kill underwear models. |
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| 300 spartans with thongs. |
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| Leonidas kneels; Xerxes bleeds. |
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| Immortals, not so immortal. |
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| Uncle Leonidas wants YOU. |
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| 300 awesome abs together. |
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| Sparta action, Sparta legend. |
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| Leonidas kicks Xerxes ass. |
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| Rear penetration surprises Greeks. |
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| Ruthless spartans get destroyed. |
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| Hunchback of notre damnation. |
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| Sparse Spartans pound Persians. |
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| 300 defenders 1 survivor. |
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| Spartans' maths don't work. |
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| Persians regret Spartan offensive. |
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| Hunchback spears, after all. |
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| Drugged teen advises Sparta. |
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| Sparta: alpha males only. |
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| Getting Leonidas's goat path. |
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| Miller's Spartan/ Xerxes crossing. |
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