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| Evil jewellery attempts takeover. |
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| Pointy-eared sequel fodder. |
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| Hobbits. Wizards. Ring. Classic. |
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| Midgets attempt jewellery destruction. |
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| Dull despite Matrix agent. |
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| Tolkien simplified for Yanks. |
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| Short guys, big adventure. |
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| Hobbits kicking Orc tail. |
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| Loud creatures, little men. |
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| Lucas could learn something. |
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| Respectful rendition - unsurpassable urtext. |
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| Brave fellowship battles evil. |
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| Largely underacted, very overrated. |
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| Bejewelled shorty saves world. |
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| Intoxicating, drunk on Tolkien. |
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| Two wizards breakdancing. |
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| Magical wizards battle monsters. |
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| Short, angry guys questiing. |
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| Disembark. Fight. Rinse. Repeat. |
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| ...trekking, trekking, FIGHTING, trekking... |
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| Disappointing changes from original. |
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| Viggo died, nobody cried. |
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| Darkest time unites races. |
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| Legolas shoots unlimited arrows. |
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| Repeat (travel, fight), stop. |
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| 'Xena' without lesbian subtext. |
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| Midgets attacking orcs' legs. |
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| Middle-Earth stunningly realised! |
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| Enthralling. Enchanting. Epic. Emotional. |
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| Gollum slobbers in background. |
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| Feet, quest, monsters, fight. |
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| New Zealand travel brochure. |
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| Marginally exceeds Bakshi's version. |
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| Frodo wears pained expression. |
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| Cute elves, freaky baddies. |
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| Ring, fling, thing- boring. |
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| Watershed fantasy. Foot fetish? |
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| Nine heroes, million enemies. |
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| Warrior orcs killed easily. |
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| Tolkien's masterpiece faithfully delivered. |
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| Misfits attempt lengthy quest. |
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| Visual; pentultimately weird feet. |
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| Destroy ring, save world. |
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| Gandalf falls off bridge. |
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| Frodo, mojo, orcs, lawks! |
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| Hairy feet, beardy wizard. |
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| Short peoples fights back. |
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| Hairy toed fraternity fun. |
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| Munchkins follow yellow ring. |
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| Ring destruction inevitable, eventually. |
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| Gandalf falls, Mordor calls. |
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| Bilbo crazy, hobbits lazy. |
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| Munchkins save the world. |
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| Hobbit withstands ring's seduction. |
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| Uber-ring found in Shire. |
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| Lots of aimless wandering. |
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| 'Harry Potter' for adults. |
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| Hobbit fingers mighty ring. |
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| Sauron's ring summons horsemen. |
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| Murderous Middle Earth jewellers. |
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| Hobbit haircuts required. |
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| Ankle-biters begin quest. |
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| Stupid Hobbits leave safety. |
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| Wanted: Fellowship. Suicide mission. |
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| Short-order fellowship crusade. |
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| Ring tempts, death awaits. |
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| Long, but hobbit forming. |
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