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Harry Potter And The Philosopher's Stone (2001) |
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Film rated 3.6 / 5
(Chick rating: 3.7 / 5)
(Guy rating: 3.7 / 5)
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| Wizards, brats, pointy hats. |
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| Fantastic book, shoddy film. |
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| Ron: inspirational. Harry: per-leese! |
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| Strange haze obscures magic. |
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| Bespectacled lad levitates broom. |
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| Magic missing, mediocre micturition. |
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| Little shit on broomstick. |
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| Two-faced Professor attempts larceny. |
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| Ron made it watchable!!!! |
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| Please, Harry, try ACTING. |
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| Daniel Radcliffe: two expressions. |
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| Broomsticks wooden like actors. |
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| Ruined book; Thus floccinaucinihilipilificated. |
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| Child stalker caught eventually. |
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| Potter's friends solved puzzles. |
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| Bespectacled boy becomes wizard. |
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| Cheesy wizard spread thin. |
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| Wizards solve school mystery. |
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| Brooms. Wands. Pointy hats. |
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| Harry's magical mystery tour. |
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| Hats pointy, film pointless. |
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| Story plagiarised from Tolkien. |
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| Hollywood endorses diabolism, diabolical. |
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| Nerd becomes wizard hero. |
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| Broomstick acting least wooden. |
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| Child inspires pagan fans. |
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| Gryffindor seeker finds trouble. |
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| Columbus discovers, exploits Hogwarts. |
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| Rowling conjures up cash. |
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| Potter's promising powers prevail! |
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| Grint gurns through grime. |
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| Teenaged thaumaturgical trio triumphs. |
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| Kids allowed pointy objects. |
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| Odd cranial lightning birthmark. |
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| Hirsute Hagrid helps Harry. |
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| Literary gold turned leaden. |
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| Kiddy wizard whizzes kids. |
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| Wands wooden, actors also. |
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| Boy wizard starts school. |
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| Bespeckled boy learns magic. |
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| Needed: 'Better Acting' spell. |
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| Wizards search for stone. |
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| Harry potters, Voldemort strikes. |
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| Harry tries extreme curling. |
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| Boy wizard fondles jewel. |
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| Wizard kid needs contacts. |
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| Harry's first wizarding year. |
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| Magical homework's still boring. |
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| Little wizards, bad haircuts. |
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| Harry no longer closeted. |
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| Schoolteacher turns tricks. |
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| Professor has 20-20 hindsight. |
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| Wizardry 101 training film. |
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| Professor Snape dies hard. |
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| Reflected family tortures orphan. |
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| Caucasian wears turban. suspect? |
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| Magical book, muggle movie. |
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| Scarred student pockets stone. |
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| Potter: Champ at Quidditch. |
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| Columbus ruins Rowling's magic. |
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| Lightning scar creates migraine. |
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| Scarred head, Parents dead. |
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| Sorcerer Harry, Voldemort stoned. |
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| Rowling's 'Stone' gathers noblesse. |
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| Wizards face Rowling dog. |
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