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| 19th century �80s musical. |
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| Stop singing 'Your Song'. |
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| Ewan- foghorn. Nicole- diva. |
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| Baz-blended enigmatic musical. |
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| Fantastic 'La Boheme' re-working! |
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| Behold the musical renaissance! |
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| Dizzying orgy of brilliance. |
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| Criminally indefensibly polymorphously bad. |
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| Everybody sings, nobody wins! |
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| Courtesan sings, dances, dies. |
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| Sluts, busts. Hoe's show. |
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| Baz reinvents film musicals! |
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| Brain meltdown in tatsville. |
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| Watch, listen, be dazzled. |
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| Editing induces motion sickness. |
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| Nirvana song badly inappropriate. |
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| Royalties keep Elton plush. |
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| Poet sings, prostitute dies. |
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| True love + coughing = coffin. |
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| Trashy tat, soooo beautiful! |
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| Kidman shines, McGregor whines. |
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| Jim Broadbent sings, loudly. |
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| Showy, untalented cover rip-off. |
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| Period disco, immerses celluloid. |
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| Beautiful tragady. Killer soundtrack! |
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| Watching could induce seizures. |
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| Flamboyant choreographers induce slumber. |
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| Stunning musical, visual feast. |
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| Song, dance, romance, death. |
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| Cortasan falls for writer. |
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| Lovelorn librettist laments loss. |
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| Ewan can-can, Nicole can't-can't. |
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| Highly stylised zenithal musical. |
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| Bad music's well produced. |
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| True love: sing bohemian. |
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| Dying diva's nothing Toulouse. |
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| Clairvoyant courtesan channels Ciccone. |
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| Kaleidoscope without story. |
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| Bohemians rhapsodize in Paris. |
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| Manic musical of Montmartre. |
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| Contagious whore exposes others. |
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| Brilliant BAZterpiece blows mind! |
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| Kidman's blushing musical. |
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| TB, the glamorous death!! |
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| Beautiful rendition of cliche. |
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| Incredibly annoying, visual torture. |
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| Artist's flair is absinthe. |
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| Costumes, choreography glorify prostitution. |
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| Red Windmill gravely turns. |
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| Baz baztardizes Parisian brothel. |
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| Parisian bohemians discover karaoke. |
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| Bohemian boys, prancing prostutes. |
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| Wow, Nicole can can-can!!!! |
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| Kidman kicks, then kicks. |
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| Absinthe; hearts grow fonder. |
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| Bollywood movie in English. |
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| Bohemian play, bourgeois movie. |
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| Parisian cabaret, camp overload. |
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| Performer dies of consumption. |
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| Bazzle dazzle, Ewan spewin'! |
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| Drug induced Kylie dream. |
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| Directorial masturbation, epilepsy guaranteed. |
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| Bohemian spectacular 'Pretty Woman'. |
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| Courtesan can-cans, coughs, croaks. |
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| Courtesan converts a Christian. |
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| MTV generation's 'classic musical'. |
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| Cazt zingz Bohemian Rhapzody. |
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| Absinthe, lust, Teen Spirit. |
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| Dancing, costumes, make-up, yawn. |
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| Orpheus in Underworld, again... |
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| Musical diagnosed with ADHD. |
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