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Signs (2002) |
| 237 reviews |
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Film rated 3.3 / 5
(Chick rating: 3.6 / 5)
(Guy rating: 3 / 5)
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| Miracles scare lucky people. |
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| Dumb humans; dumber aliens. |
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| Terrifying, moving, phenomenal performances. |
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| 'X-Files' meets GuidePosts magazine. |
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| Alienated father finds faith. |
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| Aliens picked wrong planet. |
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| Divinity defeats soluble aliens. |
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| See aliens... miss point! |
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| Disastrous mix of genres. |
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| Alien baptism... waterlogged Shyamalan. |
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| Aliens attack without guns. |
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| Skewered wife dispenses advice. |
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| Movie about big coincidences. |
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| Aliens invade... H2o conquers. |
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| Circles, aliens, water, coincidences. |
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| Believe signs, retrieve faith. |
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| Terrible sci-fi religious nonsense. |
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| Stupid aliens forget raincoats. |
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| Thinly disguised religious propaganda. |
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| Doors fool superior beings. |
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| Aliens invade wet planet. |
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| Creepy birthday video scene! |
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| Shyamalan should avoid cameos. |
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| Faith overcomes alien invasion. |
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| Clubbing aliens for Christ. |
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| 'Independence Day' without budget. |
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| Highly amusing foil hats! |
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| Tedious aliens/ redemption story. |
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| Christian Yank, utilises faith. |
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| Gibson's God-botherer preveils. |
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| Flashlight scarier than alien. |
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| Aliens raid Shyamalan's pantry. |
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| Mel's minister melts martians. |
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| No Sign of entertainment. |
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| Aliens with skin complaint. |
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| Bible thumper investigates phenomena. |
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| Sci-fi suspense, religious nonsense. |
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| Mel has difficulty swearing. |
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| Aliens, God, redemption. Yawn. |
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| Aliens ignore wheat crisis. |
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| Cute kiddies, agricultural aliens. |
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| Shyamalan's field of screams. |
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| Aliens can't handle drink. |
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| Creatures create cryptic crops. |
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| Water. Aliens. Wooden actors. |
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| Movie crap, no coincidence. |
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| Aliens need scotchguard protection. |
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| Gibson liquidates aliens. |
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| High cholesterol last supper. |
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| Religious nut sees aliens. |
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| Pantry alien de-digitalized. |
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| Christian church field day. |
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| Highlights importance of hydration. |
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| Water pistols best defense. |
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| Shyamalan sci-fi crop flop. |
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| 'Close Encounters', in corn. |
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| Water allergies end invasion. |
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| Gibson's crop movie crap. |
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| Skin-changing aliens terrify Phoenix. |
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| Mel's acting: Insufferably corny. |
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| Alka-Seltzer aliens armageddon averted. |
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| Martians invade Mel's home. |
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| Suggestion: Invade DRY planets. |
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| Aliens invade waterworld. |
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| Tinfoil protects your brain?? |
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| Truck meets pedestrian wife. |
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| Alien's designs flattened. |
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| Gibson as Graham cracker. |
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| Shamalyan's Aliens baptised, die. |
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