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Clerks II

(2006)
99 reviews
Film rated 3.3 / 5  (Chick rating: 4 / 5)  (Guy rating: 3.3 / 5)
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Smith returns to Clerking.
Weeble-head Boy 
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Stud misses his mule.
Weeble-head Boy 
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Ass to mouth? Never!
Weeble-head Boy 
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Randal's final wrangle.
Weeble-head Boy 
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Kevin Smith's drive-in Mooby.
SiliconHero 
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Elias drops Randal's Jaw.
Cuthbert 
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Man sucks donkey dick.
Seigiryu 
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Stud sucks ass's cock.
Yukon 
  Vote (5)   
Clerks finally buy stores.
Cuthbert 
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The Mooby Dudes.
Yukon 
  Vote (4)   
Donkey show: Donkey blow.
Yukon 
  Vote (2)   
Dante gets a life.
Gentleman Ghost 
  Vote (2)   
Jay imitates Jamie Gumb.
Dante 
  Vote (2)   
Porchmonkey 'works' with Dante.
Cuthbert 
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Randal ranks Rings rooters.
Cuthbert 
  Vote    
CLERKS (moo-ve) 2 (Mooby's).
Dante 
  Vote (1)   
Clerks are still jerks.
Yukon 
  Vote (5)   
Randal reclaims racial slur.
Puzzgal 
  Vote (1)   
Cashiers move to Mooby's.
Puzzgal 
  Vote    
Mooby's movie.
damalc 
  Vote (3)   
Buffalo Bill: Mewes' muse.
damalc 
  Vote (10)   
O'Halloran shagged Rosario?
damalc 
  Vote (1)   
Inter-species erotica provides climax.
Rovark 
  Vote    
Return of the Clerks.
damalc 
  Vote (4)   
Inferno ultimately Dante's redemption.
Rovark 
  Vote (6)   
Four word Mooby review.
damalc 
  Vote    
Store scorched, restored.
damalc 
  Vote (5)   
Dante's Hell circle completed.
Rovark 
  Vote    
Elias, and poor Dante.
Paddy C 
  Vote (4)   
Asses watch ass's ass-fuck.
Downtown 
  Vote (3)   
Clerks revisit counter terrorism.
MguyX 
  Vote (2)   
Clerks in colour.
damalc 
  Vote (10)   
Rosario's rooftop bouncing boobs.
damalc 
  Vote (1)   
Mooby's business conveniently slow.
damalc 
  Vote (2)   
Clerks sell sequel!
MguyX 
  Vote (1)   
Jay does Buffalo Bill.
damalc 
  Vote (4)   
Randal reclaims 'Porch-monkey'.
Rovark 
  Vote (1)   
Mooby's. Dicks.
damalc 
  Vote (6)   
Porch monkey taken back.
Strangelove 
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Randal, Dante's new Mooby.
AC 
  Vote (1)   
Slacking sequel.
MguyX 
  Vote (2)   
Dante's still in purgatory.
Downtown 
  Vote (2)   
Dante's inferno.
SixFourian 
  Vote (12)   
Randal quotes racist grandma.
damalc 
  Vote    
Rings cook loves 'Rings'.
damalc 
  Vote (3)   
Randal offers 'Godfather' blessing.
damalc 
  Vote    
Pillow Pants protects punani.
damalc 
  Vote (2)   
Clerks still can't act.
Canklefish 
  Vote (2)   
Clerks start flipping burgers.
Josh the cat 
  Vote (1)   
2 Clerks 2 many.
Larry 
  Vote (11)   
Dante leaves mini-mart.
turrell 
  Vote (6)   
That's Donkey-Style Entertainment.
clay 
  Vote    
Randal confesses Dante love.
w22dheartlivie 
  Vote    
'Clerks,' + 10 years.
The Artist Form... 
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Pussy-troll astounds Randal.
dgbenner 
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Smith Boldly Blows Donkey.
phobos 
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Porch monkeys pack meat.
thechad 
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An udder dead-end job.
boydegg 
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Smith's solution? Mooby's maybe.
BaftaBaby 
  Vote (1)   
Clerks resent new Mooby's.
mandodgingdebris 
  Vote (1)   
Randall professes Dante love.
Lindsey K 
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Aging convenience store habitues.
randall 
  Vote    
'Shining' score accompanies Elias.
dgbenner 
  Vote    
Clerks +10 = Mooby's 'dicks'!
ChocolateLady 
  Vote (6)   
Mooby Dicks.
numnum40 
  Vote (1)   
Middle-aged Clerks?
Ken 
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Bob's got no advice.
wandabun 
  Vote    
Finally, 'Rings' geeks skewered!
redPen 
  Vote (5)   
Clerks now serve fries.
Airbolt 
  Vote (2)   
Mooby's mood swings.
Eppy 
  Vote    
Smith resurrects View Askewniverse.
MM0rkeleb 
  Vote (1)   
Mooby's serves donkey meat.
Falken 
  Vote (3)   
'Clerks' reopen for business.
mandodgingdebris 
  Vote (4)   
Dante, Randal in love.
wandabun 
  Vote    
Dude sucks donkey balls.
Bavvy 
  Vote    
Clerk does boss' nails.
sefdawg 
  Vote    
Clerk it up again!
Mrkidd1994 
  Vote (1)   
Return to Quik-Stop.
Airbolt 
  Vote (3)   
Quik Stop gets facelift.
w22dheartlivie 
  Vote    
Viewaskewniverse slackers career advancement.
w22dheartlivie 
  Vote (8)   
New low: Donkey Penetration.
clay 
  Vote    
Cllerks.
Greystone 
  Vote (4)   
Clerk & Clerkier.
calmer 
  Vote    
Cow-nter staff.
boydegg 
  Vote    
Nothing beats donkey sex.
Mikey 
  Vote    
Geek Elias praises Lord!
ChocolateLady 
  Vote (2)   
Convenience store shenanigans continue.
The Artist Form... 
  Vote (1)   
Return of Counter Culture.
D Dragon 
  Vote (2)   
Kinky Kelly steals show.
wandabun 
  Vote    
Two Words: Pillow Pants.
Mikey 
  Vote (1)   
Quick Stop reopened.
Bavvy 
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Pillow Pants revolts Randal.
sefdawg 
  Vote    
A-Mewes-ingly delicious fast food!
Mrkidd1994 
  Vote (1)   
Clerks Shifted to Mooby's.
mampers11 
  Vote (5)   
Smith re-rings Clerks' register.
Montgomery 
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Clerks walk in circles.
Lisandro 
  Vote    
Randall's A Porch Monkey.
mampers11 
  Vote (2)   
Assinine sequel.
Ali 
  Vote (7)   
Mooby clerks are 'dicks'.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (2)   
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