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Reviews by 'redPen'
Current status of Movie oracle with a total of 1817 reviews published to date.
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Fisher King, The (1991)
Gilliam re-quests Holy Grail.
Aug 19, 2014
Unscored		  
  Vote (1)   
Apocalypse Now (1979)
Dossier and saucier opened.
Jul 20, 2010
Unscored		  
  Vote (1)   
Big Sleep, The (1946)
Philip Marlowe, Gun Collector.
Sep 17, 2009
Unscored		  
  Vote (4)   
Inglourious Basterds (2009)
Pitt's Raine of terror.
Aug 27, 2009
Unscored		  
  Vote (5)   
Marley & Me (2008)
Dog trainer is bitch!
Jul 10, 2009
Unscored		  
  Vote (9)   
Religulous (2008)
Maher splices Christian views.
Apr 27, 2009
Unscored		  
  Vote (4)   
Religulous (2008)
Religiously Incorrect.
Apr 27, 2009
Unscored		  
  Vote (9)   
Religulous (2008)
Comic smarm, little harm.
Apr 27, 2009
Unscored		  
  Vote (4)   
Religulous (2008)
(Edited for atheistic viewpoint!).
Apr 27, 2009
Unscored		  
  Vote (7)   
Fast And The Furious, The (2001)
Chitty Chitty Bling Bling!
Apr 7, 2009
Unscored		  
  Vote (14)   
Watchmen (2009)
Zzzz...BLUE PENIS!...zzzz.
Mar 26, 2009
Unscored		  
  Vote (8)   
Corpse Bride (2005)
Unwed, dead; undead, wed!
Jan 30, 2009
Unscored		  
  Vote (15)   
Bounty, The (1984)
Cole, Tynah's daughter.
Jan 15, 2009
Unscored		  
  Vote (7)   
Merlin's Apprentice (2006)
Magician + wet chick = magician!
Jan 7, 2009
Unscored		  
  Vote (4)   
Doomsday (2008)
Mad Max: Beyond Glasgow.
Nov 30, 2008
Unscored		  
  Vote (6)   
Omen III: The Final Conflict (1981)
Dam(ie)n Nation!
Nov 11, 2008
Unscored		  
  Vote (10)   
Why Did I Get Married? (2007)
Athlete infection = jock itch.
Nov 6, 2008
Unscored		  
  Vote (6)   
For Your Height Only (1981)
Her Majesty's Secrete Service.
Nov 5, 2008
Unscored		  
  Vote (6)   
Peter Pan (1953)
Clock croc: Hook spook.
Oct 14, 2008
Unscored		  
  Vote (8)   
Serenity (2005)
River Tam HATES anime!
Oct 12, 2008
Unscored		  
  Vote (4)   
Equus (1977)
Psychiatrist plays horse doctor.
Oct 11, 2008
Unscored		  
  Vote (9)   
Presidio, The (1988)
Beware the Thumb!
Oct 3, 2008
Unscored		  
  Vote (2)   
Swordfish (2001)
Berry boobs bare-ly buxom.
Oct 3, 2008
Unscored		  
  Vote (4)   
Stranger, The (1962)
Captain KKK-irk!
Oct 3, 2008
Unscored		  
  Vote (5)   
Naked Fairy Tales (2002)
One chick, SEVEN dwarfs!
Sep 30, 2008
Unscored		  
  Vote (2)   
Janis (1974)
Homely hillbilly wino performs.
Sep 23, 2008
Unscored		  
  Vote (4)   
Dirty Dozen, The (1967)
The Wrath of Cons.
Sep 21, 2008
Unscored		  
  Vote (9)   
Elvis Meets Nixon (1997)
Dick entertains Pelvis!
Sep 20, 2008
Unscored		  
  Vote (6)   
Apocalypto (2006)
Mayans cause my yawns.
Sep 20, 2008
Unscored		  
  Vote (7)   
Farm Family: In Search Of Gay Life In Rural America (2004)
Brokeback Farm.
Sep 6, 2008
Unscored		  
  Vote (8)   
Unforgiven (1992)
Morgan Freeman: Unpale Rider.
Aug 28, 2008
Unscored		  
  Vote (8)   
Lost Boys 2: The Tribe (2008)
Haim found! In credits!
Aug 25, 2008
Unscored		  
  Vote (4)   
Lost Boys 2: The Tribe (2008)
Sutherland bloodsucker, Part Deux.
Aug 25, 2008
Unscored		  
  Vote (1)   
Moonraker (1979)
James Bond, Shuttle Cock.
May 24, 2008
Unscored		  
  Vote (13)   
Imagine: John Lennon (1988)
Dead Beatle Walking.
May 24, 2008
Unscored		  
  Vote (7)   
Che! (1969)
Palance: Castro against type.
May 24, 2008
Unscored		  
  Vote (11)   
Enter The Fat Dragon (1978)
Hi (Calorie) Karate!
May 24, 2008
Unscored		  
  Vote (12)   
Wolf (1994)
Jack marks Spader's shoes.
May 24, 2008
Unscored		  
  Vote (5)   
Blow Job (1963)
Sucky film.
May 23, 2008
Unscored		  
  Vote (9)   
Made (2001)
GoodSwingers.
May 23, 2008
Unscored		  
  Vote (6)   
1408 (2007)
Dulling of 'The Shining'.
May 22, 2008
Unscored		  
  Vote (8)   
Packing Pickle Jars, Heinz (1901)
Jerkin' gherkins.
May 19, 2008
Unscored		  
  Vote (5)   
Towering Inferno, The (1974)
Highrise blast. 'Airport' cast.
May 16, 2008
Unscored		  
  Vote (5)   
Trainspotting (1996)
Shit fit ruins breakfast.
May 12, 2008
Unscored		  
  Vote (3)   
Wag The Dog (1997)
All the President's Bullshitters.
May 12, 2008
Unscored		  
  Vote (9)   
Reality Bites (1994)
GAP: Slackers selling slacks.
May 12, 2008
Unscored		  
  Vote (5)   
On Her Majesty's Secret Service (1969)
The Bonds of matrimony.
May 10, 2008
Unscored		  
  Vote (15)   
Day After, The (1983)
Scare. Fallout. Hair fallout.
May 10, 2008
Unscored		  
  Vote (5)   
Dog Baseball (1986)
Catch ball, then whippet.
May 7, 2008
Unscored		  
  Vote (5)   
Dog Baseball (1986)
Bull(pen)dog.
May 7, 2008
Unscored		  
  Vote (5)   
Last Waltz, The (1978)
The Helm's breakin' up!
May 6, 2008
Unscored		  
  Vote (4)   
First Knight (1995)
Gere in 'Pretty Maiden'.
May 6, 2008
Unscored		  
  Vote (6)   
Austin Powers In Goldmember (2002)
Troyer Traitor.
May 5, 2008
Unscored		  
  Vote (4)   
Piano, The (1993)
Hunter: Pianist. Keitel: Penis.
May 5, 2008
Unscored		  
  Vote (6)   
Door In The Floor, The (2004)
Boy brat bangs Basinger.
May 3, 2008
Unscored		  
  Vote (6)   
Bachelor Party (1984)
Tom Hanks, 'wang' yanks.
May 2, 2008
Unscored		  
  Vote (3)   
Bachelor Party (1984)
Mom yanks Nick's footlong.
May 2, 2008
Unscored		  
  Vote (4)   
Attack Of The 50 Foot Chihuahua From Outer Space (1998)
'QUIERO TACO BELL . . . NOW!'.
Apr 30, 2008
Unscored		  
  Vote (6)   
Bridge On The River Kwai, The (1957)
Reigning on Alec's brigade.
Apr 30, 2008
Unscored		  
  Vote (3)   
Trouble With Harry, The (1955)
Bury Harry. Re-bury Harry.
Apr 30, 2008
Unscored		  
  Vote (6)   
No Country For Old Men (2007)
Doorknobs and Boomsticks.
Apr 27, 2008
Unscored		  
  Vote (13)   
Meet The Spartans (2008)
Funny, '300' was funnier.
Apr 25, 2008
Unscored		  
  Vote (4)   
10 Things I Hate About You (1999)
Heathtruccio.
Apr 24, 2008
Unscored		  
  Vote (9)   
Cat Ballou (1965)
Nat 'n' Cat.
Apr 24, 2008
Unscored		  
  Vote (11)   
Ducktales: The Movie - Treasure Of The Lost Lamp (1990)
Wingdiana Jones.
Apr 24, 2008
Unscored		  
  Vote (10)   
Live Nude Shakespeare (1997)
Tits Andronicus.
Apr 24, 2008
Unscored		  
  Vote (16)   
Truman Show, The (1998)
Ed = Man in moon.
Apr 24, 2008
Unscored		  
  Vote (7)   
Becket (1964)
French king takes bishop.
Apr 24, 2008
Unscored		  
  Vote (16)   
Beauty Shop (2005)
AfroSheen Latifah.
Apr 24, 2008
Unscored		  
  Vote (3)   
Annie Hall (1977)
Cross-dresser gets Woody.
Apr 23, 2008
Unscored		  
  Vote (7)   
Becket (1964)
Best friends, arch(bishop) enemies.
Apr 21, 2008
Unscored		  
  Vote (8)   
Lightning In A Bottle (2004)
Rockin'est history lesson ever!
Apr 21, 2008
Unscored		  
  Vote (2)   
William Shakespeare's Romeo + Juliet (1996)
Bustin' a Capulet ass.
Apr 21, 2008
Unscored		  
  Vote (11)   
Parrot Sketch Not Included: Twenty Years Of Monty Python (1989)
The Full Monty.
Apr 21, 2008
Unscored		  
  Vote (11)   
Analyse This (1999)
'Are you analyzin' ME?'.
Apr 20, 2008
Unscored		  
  Vote (3)   
Boy And His Dog, A (1975)
1975: Kennedys predicted Presidents!
Apr 20, 2008
Unscored		  
  Vote (2)   
Doctor Dolittle (1967)
Along Came Poly(nesia).
Apr 20, 2008
Unscored		  
  Vote (7)   
Erotic Adventures Of Pinocchio, The (1971)
Little woody boy.
Apr 19, 2008
Unscored		  
  Vote (6)   
Indiana Jones And The Temple Of Doom (1984)
Gunga D'Indy.
Apr 18, 2008
Unscored		  
  Vote (15)   
Stuck On You (2003)
Damon's got brother's back.
Apr 17, 2008
Unscored		  
  Vote (2)   
Rain Man (1988)
Hoffman: Savant. Cruise: Idiot.
Apr 17, 2008
Unscored		  
  Vote (2)   
Stepford Wives, The (2004)
Perfect Wives 2.0.
Apr 15, 2008
Unscored		  
  Vote (10)   
Stepford Wives, The (1975)
Perfect Wives 1.0.
Apr 15, 2008
Unscored		  
  Vote (8)   
Porky's (1982)
Teenagers, sex, whore-moans.
Apr 15, 2008
Unscored		  
  Vote (14)   
Thelma And Louise (1991)
Brad. Pit.
Apr 14, 2008
Unscored		  
  Vote (7)   
Mean Machine (2001)
The Wrongest Yard.
Apr 13, 2008
Unscored		  
  Vote (16)   
Police Academy (1984)
Black noisebox's career cemented.
Apr 13, 2008
Unscored		  
  Vote (2)   
Dragonheart (1996)
Thewlis plays queenly king.
Apr 13, 2008
Unscored		  
  Vote (3)   
10,000 B.C. (2008)
Cavemen. No Raquel. Yawn.
Apr 12, 2008
Unscored		  
  Vote (7)   
Brokeback Mountain (2005)
I thwear Heath gay!
Apr 12, 2008
Unscored		  
  Vote (4)   
Ladder 49 (2004)
Dead Man Joaquin.
Apr 10, 2008
Unscored		  
  Vote (17)   
O (2001)
Bardsketball.
Apr 9, 2008
Unscored		  
  Vote (16)   
Poetic Justice (1993)
Janet Jackson: Ghetto Angel-ou.
Apr 8, 2008
Unscored		  
  Vote (5)   
Chicago 10 (2007)
Abbie Hoffman's animated testimony.
Apr 5, 2008
Unscored		  
  Vote (5)   
Witness (1985)
Han Silo.
Apr 4, 2008
Unscored		  
  Vote (28)   
Life Of Brian (1979)
Sermon of the Monty.
Apr 4, 2008
Unscored		  
  Vote (8)   
Erotic Fortune Cookies (1975)
With Six, Get Hayroll!
Apr 4, 2008
Unscored		  
  Vote (11)   
30 Days Of Night (2007)
In cold. Blood.
Apr 4, 2008
Unscored		  
  Vote (27)   
Erotic Fortune Cookies (1975)
Cookie nookie.
Mar 30, 2008
Unscored		  
  Vote (17)   
Little Nemo: Adventures In Slumberland (1992)
Sleeping With Sea Anemone.
Mar 30, 2008
Unscored		  
  Vote (9)   
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