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Reviews by 'gothhenge'
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Movie mogul
with a total of
220
reviews published to date.
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X-Men Origins: Wolverine (2009)
Hugh: 'Liev me alone!'
Jul 13, 2009
Scored 4/5
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(7)
Pump Up The Volume (1990)
Slater gets Mathis pumped.
Jun 4, 2009
Scored 2/5
Vote
House Of Wax (2005)
Paris gets the shaft!
Jun 4, 2009
Scored 2/5
Vote
Matrix Revolutions, The (2003)
Neo's bogus journey.
Jun 4, 2009
Scored 1/5
Vote
Ghost Rider (2007)
Cage: flaming numbskull.
Jun 3, 2009
Scored 1/5
Vote
X-Men Origins: Wolverine (2009)
Hugh, Liev: relative claws.
Jun 3, 2009
Scored 4/5
Vote
Alex And Emma (2003)
Cubans motivate apathetic author.
Aug 27, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Electric Apricot (2006)
Prim(us)al 'Spinal Tap' send-up.
Jul 19, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Saving Silverman (2001)
Peet plays psychotic psychoanalyst.
Jul 19, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Saving Silverman (2001)
Black saves Silverman, day.
Jul 19, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Saving Silverman (2001)
Judith won't give handjobs.
Jul 19, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Rejected (2000)
Surreal stick-figures: shunned.
Jul 14, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
Event, The (2003)
Posey has 'event'ful flashbacks.
Jul 6, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Juwanna Mann (2002)
She's got (basket)balls!
Jun 13, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Hocus Pocus (1993)
Sarah Jessica Parker: witch.
Jun 13, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
Gattaca (1997)
Human engineering eschews individuality.
Jun 13, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
Down To Earth (2001)
Rock inhabits WASP's body.
Jun 13, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
Queen Of The Damned, The (2002)
KoRn voices singing vampire.
Jun 8, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
Snakes On A Plane (2006)
Samuel L.: snake charmer.
Jun 5, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Full Metal Jacket (1987)
Major malfunction: parental negligence.
May 27, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
South Park: Bigger, Longer And Uncut (1999)
Mountain town: uncle-fucked.
May 26, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Saint, The (1997)
Kilmer charms scientist Shue.
May 26, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
Rat Race (2001)
Buy squirrel, avoid death.
May 26, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
Mallrats (1995)
Oracle's third nipple: edible.
May 26, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back (2001)
Big Hand Luke.
May 26, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Interview With The Vampire (1994)
Dunst: 30 at 10.
May 26, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
Go (1999)
Pulp Fiction + ecstasy = Go.
May 26, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Dude, Where's My Car? (2000)
Morons misplace motor.
May 26, 2006
Scored 1/5
Vote
(1)
Craft, The (1996)
Emo girls wield magic.
May 26, 2006
Scored 3/5
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Clueless (1995)
Fashionable female seduces stepbrother.
May 26, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
Clueless (1995)
Stoner, diva get makeovers.
May 26, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
Charlie's Angels (2000)
Angelic babes save day.
May 26, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
Bruce Almighty (2003)
Carrey answers knee-mail.
May 26, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990)
Pizza eating reptile warriors.
May 25, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
Chasing Amy (1997)
Silent Bob's longest monologue.
May 24, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Airheads (1994)
Rebels rock radio riot.
May 24, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
50 First Dates (2004)
'Wedding Singer' redux, amnesia.
May 24, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
50 First Dates (2004)
Sandler catches forgetful Barrymore.
May 24, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
Wizard Of Oz, The (1939)
Magical footwear permits travel.
May 24, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
Back To The Future Part II (1989)
DeLorean gets hover upgrade.
May 24, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
Jerry Maguire (1996)
Cruise's 'Hello' wins Zellwegger.
May 24, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
True Lies (1994)
Curtis strips for Schwarzenegger.
May 24, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
Gone With The Wind (1939)
Scarlett: 'Tomorrow = another day'.
May 24, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
Fast And The Furious, The (2001)
Ricers run on Diesel.
May 24, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (1977)
Luke torpedoes Death Star.
May 24, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
And Now For Something Completely Different (1971)
'It's' man introduces show.
May 24, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (1999)
C3PO's birth, Qui-Gon's death.
May 24, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story (2005)
Jesus' sleight of hand.
May 24, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Matrix, The (1999)
Neo's first excellent adventure.
May 24, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980)
Luke's dark lineage disclosed.
May 24, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
Forrest Gump (1994)
Millionaire moron on bench.
May 24, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers, The (2002)
Ring destruction, part two.
May 23, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
Twins (1988)
Governator's twin: DeVito.
May 23, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Cats & Dogs (2001)
Talking felines, canines battle.
May 23, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs (1937)
Apple poisoner not fairest.
May 23, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
Finding Nemo (2003)
Nemo evades dentist's niece.
May 23, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
My Father The Hero (1994)
Depardieu fakes dating daughter.
May 23, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
Rescuers Down Under, The (1990)
Mice's Australian rescue mission.
May 23, 2006
Unscored
Vote
AristoCats, The (1970)
Feisty feline baits stray.
May 23, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Bedazzled (2000)
Devilish Hurley (be)dazzles Fraser.
May 23, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
Serving Sara (2002)
Sara, you got served.
May 23, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Beautician And The Beast, The (1997)
Fran beautifies beastly dictator.
May 23, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Mrs. Doubtfire (1993)
Williams crosses into nannyhood.
May 23, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Casper (1995)
Ricci sees dead people.
May 23, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Sleeping Beauty (1959)
Hunky prince defeats Maleficent.
May 23, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
Tootsie (1982)
Rain Man in drag.
May 23, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Rent (2005)
Bohemians get free apartment.
May 23, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Princess Bride, The (1987)
Wonder Years' sick day.
May 23, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Chatterbox (1977)
Talking pussy galore.
May 23, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Wedding Date, The (2005)
Dermot Mulroney: European Gigolo.
May 23, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
Ghostbusters (1984)
Supernatural exterminators roast marshmallows.
May 22, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
Cannibal! The Musical (1996)
Miners argue music theory.
May 22, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
Nikita (1990)
'Cleaner' is dirty job.
May 22, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Secrets (2002)
Riddle's Basilisk terrorizes Hogwarts.
May 22, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Road Trip (2000)
Green loves long snake.
May 22, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Analyse That (2002)
DeNiro back on couch...
May 22, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Harry Potter And The Philosopher's Stone (2001)
Flying Potter, Hidden Voldemort.
May 22, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
Spice World (1997)
Zig-a-zig blah.
May 22, 2006
Scored 1/5
Vote
(2)
Star Trek: Disco Generation (1998)
Starfleet uniform material: polyester.
May 22, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
1 Night In Paris (2004)
Cell phone interrupts coitus.
May 22, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
Matrix, The (1999)
Neo trilogy takes flight.
May 22, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
Just One Of The Guys (1985)
Surprise! Terry's got tits!
May 19, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Doom (2005)
Rock scores multiple frags.
May 19, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
League Of Their Own, A (1992)
Petty pitches, Davis catches.
May 19, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
Brokeback Mountain (2005)
'Donnie Darko' does dudes.
May 19, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Analyse This (1999)
DeNiro on the couch.
May 19, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind (2004)
Love's labors, memories lost.
May 19, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
People Vs. Larry Flynt, The (1996)
Harrelson portrays Hustler purloiner.
May 19, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory (1971)
Fudge packer eliminates kids.
May 19, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
X-Men: The Last Stand (2006)
Frasier's performance: 'Beast'-ly!
May 19, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988)
Doom 'dips' into roadwork.
May 19, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
Ocean's Eleven (2001)
Good Will hunts money.
May 19, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story (2005)
Back to Stewie's future.
May 19, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Shrek The Third (2007)
Dr3amworks milks ogr3 franchis3.
May 19, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(6)
Death To Smoochy (2002)
Purple rhino, dark comedy.
May 19, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
AVP: Alien Vs. Predator (2004)
Predator/ human buddy flick.
May 19, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, The (2003)
Legolas, Gimli's killing contest.
May 18, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, The (2003)
One ring in volcano.
May 18, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
Pulp Fiction (1994)
Rape revenged medievally.
May 18, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
Charlie And The Chocolate Factory (2005)
Burton remakes chocolate movie.
May 18, 2006
Scored 5/5
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