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Reviews by 'Piskey'
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with a total of
57
reviews published to date.
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Mansfield Park (1999)
Fanny just can't decide.
Nov 24, 2009
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Dogma (1999)
Morisette plays God (literally).
Nov 23, 2009
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(1)
Twilight Saga: New Moon, The (2009)
Edward abandons Bella. Werewolves!
Nov 22, 2009
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X Files: I Want To Believe, The (2008)
Mulder, Scully trying again.
Aug 14, 2008
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(2)
Death Proof (2007)
Girls tap stuntman's ass.
Apr 27, 2008
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(2)
Alfie (2004)
Susan Sarandon breaks law.
Jan 9, 2008
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Country Hooker (1970)
Hitch-hiking hookers lure musicians.
Jan 7, 2008
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Very Brady Sequel, A (1996)
More Brady in-breeding.
Jan 7, 2008
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(1)
Carpool (1996)
Paymer lacks carpooling skills.
Jan 7, 2008
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Richie Rich (1994)
Home Alone in mansion.
Jan 7, 2008
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Arizona Dream (1993)
Depp, desert, Dunaway - fish.
Jan 5, 2008
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(1)
Happiness Of The Katakuris, The (2001)
Japanese zombies sing.
Jan 5, 2008
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Creature Comforts (1990)
Claymation animals voice opinions.
Jan 5, 2008
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Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber Of Fleet Street (2007)
Depp makes killer pies.
Jan 1, 2008
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(1)
Nick Of Time (1995)
Depp just makes it.
Dec 28, 2007
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Sleepless In Seattle (1993)
Meg's insomniatic romance.
Dec 27, 2007
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King Kong (2005)
Hairy beasty likes juggling.
Dec 23, 2007
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Audition (2000)
Japanese fibre wire fun.
Dec 5, 2007
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Batman Begins (2005)
Batty, born and bred.
Nov 17, 2007
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Brokeback Mountain (2005)
Cowboy fun in Heath.
Nov 1, 2007
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Pirates Of The Caribbean: At World's End (2007)
Lots of Jack Sparrows.
Nov 1, 2007
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Sea Dream (1979)
Sleepy girl befriends octopus.
Oct 18, 2007
Scored 5/5
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Chronicles Of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch And The Wardrobe, The (2005)
Nasty Queen in closet.
Oct 15, 2007
Unscored
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Pieces Of April (2003)
Katie cooks turkey... eventually.
Feb 23, 2007
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(3)
Pirates Of The Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest (2006)
Pirates, monsters, Depp... again.
Nov 21, 2006
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Constant Gardener, The (2005)
Fiennes can't stop gardening.
May 23, 2006
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Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas (1998)
Depp's trippy road trip.
May 23, 2006
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Braveheart (1995)
Kilted Gibson wants freedom.
May 23, 2006
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Corpse Bride (2005)
Depp acquires dead wife.
May 23, 2006
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Pirates Of The Caribbean: The Curse Of The Black Pearl (2003)
Depp imitates Keith's swagger.
May 22, 2006
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Practical Magic (1998)
Cursed sisters bewitch boys.
Feb 4, 2006
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Don Juan DeMarco (1994)
Insane Casanova convinces psychiatrist.
Jan 27, 2006
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(1)
Dumb And Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd (2003)
Even dumber than before.
Jan 16, 2006
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(1)
Donnie Brasco (1997)
Depp loses mammoth mustache.
Jan 11, 2006
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(1)
Charlie And The Chocolate Factory (2005)
Burton's sweet, chocolatey adaptation.
Jan 11, 2006
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From Hell (2001)
Holm goes homicidal.
Jan 11, 2006
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Wallace & Gromit In The Curse Of The Were-Rabbit (2005)
Fangs, rabbits, vegetables, cheese.
Jan 11, 2006
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10 Things I Hate About You (1999)
Ledger tames wild Kat.
Jan 5, 2006
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10 Things I Hate About You (1999)
Patrick sings with Stile(s).
Jan 4, 2006
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Mary Poppins (1964)
Unorthodox nanny saves family.
Jan 4, 2006
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Blow (2001)
Cracking performance from Depp.
Jan 4, 2006
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(2)
Charlie And The Chocolate Factory (2005)
Trendier oompa loompas.
Jan 4, 2006
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(1)
Secret Window (2004)
Depp. And Depp.
Jan 4, 2006
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(1)
Blow (2001)
Depp cracks cocaine business.
Jan 3, 2006
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(2)
Charlie And The Chocolate Factory (2005)
Johnny Depp's sugary sweetness.
Jan 3, 2006
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Craft, The (1996)
Young witches define karma.
Jan 3, 2006
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Shrek (2001)
Ogre overcomes outcast life.
Jan 1, 2006
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Chicken Run (2000)
Talkative chickens plan escape.
Dec 28, 2005
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Ninth Gate, The (1999)
Depp dances with devil.
Dec 28, 2005
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(2)
Mariachi, El (1992)
Original 'Desperado' in Spanish.
Dec 27, 2005
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Once Upon A Time In Mexico (2003)
Mariachi loses another wife.
Dec 27, 2005
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Benny & Joon (1993)
Sam inhabits Joon's tree.
Dec 27, 2005
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Corpse Bride (2005)
Weddings, singing and corpses.
Dec 27, 2005
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Edward Scissorhands (1990)
Depp's cutting edge story.
Dec 26, 2005
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(2)
Desperado (1995)
Rodriguez's salute to Sergio.
Dec 25, 2005
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Lost In La Mancha (2002)
Don, disaster, Depp, doom.
Dec 24, 2005
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Sleepy Hollow (1999)
Burton, Depp, Headless Horseman.
Dec 24, 2005
Unscored
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