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Reviews by 'cjd'
Current status of
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with a total of
215
reviews published to date.
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Apocalypto (2006)
Run through forest, run.
Feb 24, 2008
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Cloverfield (2008)
Camcorder captures monster rampage.
Feb 12, 2008
Scored 4/5
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Number 23, The (2007)
Number obsession masks murder.
Jan 21, 2008
Scored 2/5
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Havoc (2005)
Anne hathaway with gangsters.
Nov 1, 2007
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Amores Perros (2000)
Mexican threesome doggy-style.
Oct 11, 2007
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Irresistible (2006)
Sarandon stalks her stalker.
Oct 6, 2007
Scored 2/5
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Jaws 3-D (1983)
Brody bunch outwit fish.
Sep 28, 2007
Scored 0/5
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Scanner Darkly, A (2006)
Keanu's undercover drugs bust.
Sep 17, 2007
Scored 4/5
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Jaws 2 (1978)
Jaws meets cable guy.
Sep 10, 2007
Scored 1/5
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Starter For Ten (2006)
Cheat prospers in love.
Sep 5, 2007
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Harry Potter And The Order Of The Phoenix (2007)
Potter trains schoolboy army.
Sep 3, 2007
Scored 3/5
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Ocean's Thirteen (2007)
Clooney ruins pacino's casinos.
Aug 21, 2007
Scored 4/5
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Tell No One (2006)
Murdered spouse plays undead.
Aug 19, 2007
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Night At The Museum (2006)
Unnatural history unnaturally resuscitates.
Jul 24, 2007
Scored 3/5
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Tell No One (2006)
Tracksuited widower tracks clues.
Jun 30, 2007
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Ultraviolet (2006)
Milla exposes UV raybans.
Jun 14, 2007
Scored 0/5
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Scary Movie (2000)
Doofus outwits teenage stereotypes.
May 27, 2007
Scored 1/5
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You, Me And Dupree (2006)
College crazy crashes honeymoon.
May 20, 2007
Scored 2/5
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Spider-Man 3 (2007)
Spidey gains black belt.
May 13, 2007
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind (2004)
Frodo - lord of remembering.
May 11, 2007
Scored 5/5
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Constant Gardener, The (2005)
Africa - pharmaceutical guinea pig.
May 9, 2007
Scored 4/5
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Constant Gardener, The (2005)
Rachel's unwise African relations.
May 9, 2007
Scored 4/5
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Day After Tomorrow, The (2004)
Global warming: iceberg warning.
May 2, 2007
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Crash (2004)
Dillon cops a feel.
Apr 20, 2007
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Office Space (1999)
Workplace slacker garners promotion.
Apr 17, 2007
Scored 3/5
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Office Space (1999)
Hypnotist fatally hypnotises himself.
Apr 17, 2007
Scored 3/5
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Office Space (1999)
Stapler theft starts fire.
Apr 17, 2007
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Shaun Of The Dead (2004)
Pegg survives zombie invasion.
Apr 17, 2007
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Shaun Of The Dead (2004)
Lps decapitate living dead.
Apr 17, 2007
Scored 5/5
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(2)
300 (2006)
Cartoon six-packs battle barbarians.
Apr 9, 2007
Scored 3/5
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(1)
300 (2006)
Phalanx withstands Perisan gaudiness.
Apr 9, 2007
Scored 3/5
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(2)
300 (2006)
Hunchback turncoat betrays countrymen.
Apr 9, 2007
Scored 3/5
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TMNT (2007)
The fantastic four's renaissance.
Apr 4, 2007
Scored 2/5
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(1)
TMNT (2007)
Leonardo outdraws jungle gun-runners.
Apr 4, 2007
Scored 2/5
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Her Majesty The Queen Arriving At South Kensington On The Occasion Of The Laying Of The Foundation Stone Of The Victoria & Albert Museum (1899)
Queen victoria applies foundation.
Apr 3, 2007
Scored 2/5
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(1)
I Heart Huckabees (2004)
Existential detectives investigate conglomerate.
Mar 22, 2007
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Striking Distance (1993)
Bruce solves waterbaby murders.
Mar 22, 2007
Scored 1/5
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Striking Distance (1993)
Willis investigates nursery crime.
Mar 21, 2007
Scored 1/5
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Notes On A Scandal (2006)
Schoolmistress turns emotional blackmailer.
Mar 17, 2007
Scored 3/5
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Notes On A Scandal (2006)
Spinster fiddles kiddie-fiddler.
Mar 17, 2007
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Bobby (2006)
Ambassador witnesses anti-war assassination.
Mar 17, 2007
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Resident Evil (2002)
A.I. checkmates Milla.
Mar 16, 2007
Scored 2/5
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Hot Fuzz (2007)
Somerset- 51st police state.
Mar 10, 2007
Scored 5/5
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Hot Fuzz (2007)
Bad Boys 3: swansong.
Mar 10, 2007
Scored 5/5
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Hot Fuzz (2007)
Pegg trashes model village.
Mar 10, 2007
Scored 5/5
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(2)
League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen, The (2003)
Finding Nemo's catamaran.
Mar 1, 2007
Scored 2/5
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200 Cigarettes (1999)
Affleck's barman bores beauties.
Feb 22, 2007
Scored 2/5
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Legend Of Bagger Vance, The (2000)
Golfing exorcises Damon's demons.
Feb 20, 2007
Scored 4/5
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Ten Little Indians (1965)
The nursery rhyme murders.
Feb 17, 2007
Scored 3/5
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Constantine (2005)
Keanu exorcises demons.
Feb 17, 2007
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Jurassic Park III (2001)
T-rex prey not predator.
Feb 14, 2007
Scored 1/5
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Jurassic Park III (2001)
Thrillseekers seek lost son.
Feb 14, 2007
Scored 1/5
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Legend Of Bagger Vance, The (2000)
Bagger advances Damon's career.
Feb 6, 2007
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Beethoven (1992)
Big dog outfoxes Mulder.
Feb 1, 2007
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle (2003)
Angels wash car seductively.
Jan 30, 2007
Scored 1/5
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Pirates Of The Caribbean: The Curse Of The Black Pearl (2003)
Geoffrey rushes aging process.
Jan 28, 2007
Scored 4/5
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Freedomland (2006)
Infanticide sparks race riots.
Jan 27, 2007
Scored 3/5
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Sweet Home Alabama (2002)
Reese pieces marriage together.
Jan 26, 2007
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Brothers Grimm, The (2005)
Enchanted forest flummoxes fraudsters.
Jan 22, 2007
Scored 3/5
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Pursuit Of Happyness, The (2006)
Fresh prince / fresh broke.
Jan 19, 2007
Scored 4/5
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Pursuit Of Happyness, The (2006)
Broke broker banks billions.
Jan 19, 2007
Scored 4/5
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Flags Of Our Fathers (2006)
Clint's suribachi cause celebre.
Jan 9, 2007
Scored 5/5
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Mission: Impossible III (2006)
Abrams rabbit foot MacGuffin.
Jan 9, 2007
Scored 3/5
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Deja Vu (2006)
Washington revisits New Orleans.
Jan 6, 2007
Scored 3/5
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Deja Vu (2006)
Denzel trips into past.
Jan 6, 2007
Scored 3/5
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Kalifornia (1993)
Brad's pitiful murder game.
Dec 29, 2006
Scored 2/5
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Chaplin (1992)
Bob's a right charlie.
Dec 29, 2006
Scored 2/5
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Flags Of Our Fathers (2006)
Iwo Jima poster boys.
Dec 14, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Casino Royale (2006)
Blondie bonds with green.
Dec 9, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Casino Royale (2006)
Bond's blond ambition.
Dec 9, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Upside Of Anger, The (2005)
Mother's drunkenness disgusts daughters.
Dec 6, 2006
Scored 3/5
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Last King Of Scotland, The (2006)
Anti-dictatorial doctor's brave heart.
Dec 4, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Last King Of Scotland, The (2006)
Idealist naively challenges Idi.
Dec 4, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Borat: Cultural Learnings Of America For Make Benefit Glorious Nation Of Kazakhstan (2006)
Naked Kazakhstani wrestling match.
Dec 3, 2006
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Borat: Cultural Learnings Of America For Make Benefit Glorious Nation Of Kazakhstan (2006)
Baywatch babe bewitches Borat.
Dec 3, 2006
Scored 2/5
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(2)
Borat: Cultural Learnings Of America For Make Benefit Glorious Nation Of Kazakhstan (2006)
Borat champions Kazakhstan's potassium.
Dec 3, 2006
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Casino Royale (2006)
Bond practices poker face.
Dec 2, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(1)
From Hell (2001)
Johnny's opium Depp-ths.
Nov 28, 2006
Scored 2/5
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(2)
From Hell (2001)
Johnny stalks masonic Ripper.
Nov 28, 2006
Scored 2/5
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I Spy (2002)
Owen babysits wiseass boxer.
Nov 28, 2006
Scored 2/5
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Breaking And Entering (2006)
Jude Breaks love laws.
Nov 23, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Devil Wears Prada, The (2006)
Ugly duckling demoralises Meryl.
Nov 23, 2006
Scored 3/5
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Brick (2005)
Gordon-Levitt's schoolboy sleuthing.
Nov 2, 2006
Scored 2/5
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Rat Race (2001)
Bean's been sleeping.
Oct 31, 2006
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Jeepers Creepers II (2003)
Scarecrow scares school stereotypes.
Oct 11, 2006
Scored 1/5
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Jeepers Creepers II (2003)
Bat javelinned by jocks.
Oct 10, 2006
Scored 1/5
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Confetti (2006)
Three weddings and remuneration.
Oct 10, 2006
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Y Tu Mam� Tambi�n (2001)
Sex Mex road trip.
Oct 9, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Donnie Darko (2001)
Gyllenhaal siblings' mad world.
Sep 27, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Withnail & I (1987)
Withnail's lighter fluid cocktail.
Sep 15, 2006
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Little Miss Sunshine (2006)
Ugly duckling pageant satire.
Sep 13, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Mulholland Drive (2001)
Lynch's lesbian reality dream.
Sep 12, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Less Than Zero (1987)
Bangles score downey's downer.
Sep 12, 2006
Scored 1/5
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Cock And Bull Story, A (2005)
Shandy's warriors.
Sep 12, 2006
Scored 3/5
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Cock And Bull Story, A (2005)
Coogan narrates birth tale.
Sep 12, 2006
Scored 3/5
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American Haunting, An (2005)
Hells bells.
Sep 11, 2006
Scored 1/5
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(2)
See No Evil: The Moors Murders (2006)
Shameless peroxide mancunian murderess.
Sep 8, 2006
Scored 3/5
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Bomb�n: El Perro (2004)
Argentinian pedigree chum.
Sep 1, 2006
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Nausicaa Of The Valley Of Wind (1984)
Apocalypse blow.
Aug 31, 2006
Scored 3/5
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(2)
My Neighbor Totoro (1988)
Japanese siblings re-imagine Harvey.
Aug 31, 2006
Scored 3/5
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