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Reviews by 'elchico'
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with a total of
1875
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Misery (1990)
A novel idea, hobbling.
Aug 16, 2016
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Shining, The (1980)
Bash Your Brains Inn.
Aug 16, 2016
Unscored
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(4)
Alvin And The Chipmunks: The Road Chip (2015)
Chipmunk droppings fall flat.
Aug 16, 2016
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Ghostbusters (1984)
Slime scene investigators.
Aug 16, 2016
Unscored
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(3)
Ghostbusters (1984)
Gooey ghost: Gozer's host.
Aug 16, 2016
Unscored
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(2)
Misery (1990)
Caan-dition critical for author.
Aug 16, 2016
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Misery (1990)
Reader: bleeder, manuscript eater.
Aug 16, 2016
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Creed (2015)
British bully boxes bastard.
Aug 11, 2016
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Nacho Libre (2006)
Jacko Blacko.
Jul 20, 2012
Unscored
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Paranormal Activity 3 (2011)
VHS of demonic unrest.
Apr 19, 2012
Unscored
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Paranormal Activity 3 (2011)
Prequel has Toby analog.
Apr 19, 2012
Unscored
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Pearl Jam: Touring Band 2000 (2001)
Pearl Jam / Matt Cam.
Apr 19, 2012
Unscored
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(1)
Hunger Games, The (2012)
Lenny Kravitz' fiery tribute.
Apr 14, 2012
Unscored
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Frankenweenie (2012)
Beaglejuice.
Apr 9, 2012
Unscored
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(4)
What's The Matador? (1942)
Curly with horns.
Jan 20, 2012
Unscored
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(1)
What's The Matador? (1942)
Slapsticking of the bulls.
Jan 19, 2012
Unscored
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(1)
Alvin And The Chipmunks: Chip-Wrecked (2011)
Pelican Cross with chipmunks.
Jan 4, 2012
Unscored
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Three Stooges, The (2012)
Slaptick soitenly suits Sasso.
Dec 10, 2011
Unscored
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(1)
Puss In Boots (2011)
Puss y boots.
Nov 18, 2011
Unscored
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(1)
Munster, Go Home (1966)
Mister Munster masters dragster.
Nov 3, 2011
Unscored
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Paranormal Activity (2007)
Infernal creep disturbs sleep.
Oct 27, 2011
Unscored
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Alvin And The Chipmunks: Chip-Wrecked (2011)
Marooned 'Munks.
Sep 21, 2011
Unscored
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Smurfs, The (2011)
SmurfPerry sounds delicious.
Sep 21, 2011
Unscored
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Gnomeo & Juliet (2011)
The gnome mow-bile.
Sep 20, 2011
Unscored
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Alvin And The Chipmunks: The Squeakquel (2009)
Theodore the Second.
Apr 29, 2010
Unscored
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(1)
Bachelor's Guide To Seduction In The Kitchen, A (2000)
A range of seductions.
Mar 27, 2010
Unscored
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(2)
Tommy (1975)
The Wizard of 'balls.
Mar 27, 2010
Unscored
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(2)
Tommy (1975)
Tommy gets his bearings.
Mar 27, 2010
Unscored
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(2)
Erotic Dreams Of Cleopatra, The (1985)
Cleo's fertile crescent explored.
Sep 21, 2009
Unscored
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(1)
Arrival Of The Mail Train, The (1896)
Correspondence, due by locomotion.
May 26, 2009
Unscored
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(1)
It's Elementary: Talking About Gay Issues In School (1996)
Queer as wee folk.
May 24, 2009
Unscored
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Dragnet (1954)
Friday fingers '50s felons.
May 24, 2009
Unscored
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Great Balls Of Fire! (1989)
Ryder: confidential high schooler.
May 6, 2009
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Bully For Bugs (1953)
Merrie Melodies' matador.
May 5, 2009
Unscored
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Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure (1989)
Lads' dudely time warp.
May 4, 2009
Scored 4/5
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Young At Heart (2007)
Old timers' rockin' role.
Apr 16, 2009
Unscored
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(1)
Monster House (2006)
Buscemi protects mobile home.
Apr 7, 2009
Unscored
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(1)
Monster House (2006)
Chowder eaten by house.
Apr 7, 2009
Unscored
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(1)
Young At Heart (2007)
Rockers! (Some with walkers).
Apr 7, 2009
Unscored
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(1)
Jeep Herders (1945)
Wagoneer goes after steer.
Mar 25, 2009
Unscored
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Good Burger (1997)
Burgers good; Sinbad.
Mar 9, 2009
Unscored
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Sinderella And The Golden Bra (1964)
Glass slippers. Ass strippers.
Mar 8, 2009
Unscored
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Growin' A Beard (2003)
No Schicks, Shamrock.
Feb 27, 2009
Unscored
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(1)
Madonna: Truth Or Dare (1991)
Madonna 'tit-cone' Ciccone.
Nov 13, 2008
Unscored
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(1)
D3: The Mighty Ducks (1996)
Ducks drop a third.
Oct 31, 2008
Unscored
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Trick Or Treat (1986)
The blessed Rev. Ozz.
Oct 31, 2008
Unscored
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Kiss Meets The Phantom Of The Park (1978)
KISSneyland.
Oct 31, 2008
Unscored
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(1)
Christmas Carol, A (2009)
A Christmas Cary.
Oct 29, 2008
Unscored
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(2)
Joe's Apartment (1996)
Arthro-Pad.
Oct 29, 2008
Unscored
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Friday The 13th (1980)
Blood surges; Jason emerges.
Oct 28, 2008
Unscored
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Friday The 13th Part 2 (1981)
Voorhees attacks dog lovers.
Oct 28, 2008
Unscored
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(1)
Creature From The Black Lagoon (1954)
Legend of boggy freak.
Oct 23, 2008
Unscored
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Happening, The (2008)
Arbor-geddon.
Oct 23, 2008
Unscored
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(6)
Incredible Hulk, The (1977)
Bixby mutates, Ferrigno mutilates.
Sep 29, 2008
Unscored
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(1)
Charade (1963)
Grant bonds with Hepburn.
Sep 9, 2008
Unscored
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Trial Of Donald Duck, The (1948)
Donald ducks restaurant bill.
Sep 6, 2008
Unscored
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(4)
Iron Man (2008)
Robert Downey, Avenger.
May 9, 2008
Unscored
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VeggieTales: Lyle, The Kindly Viking (2001)
Scandinavian salad.
Apr 14, 2008
Unscored
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Next Karate Kid, The (1994)
Karate Kid sans Daniel.
Apr 11, 2008
Unscored
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Punisher, The (1989)
A Dolph hitman.
Apr 7, 2008
Unscored
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(1)
Next Karate Kid, The (1994)
Monks enjoy Cranberries.
Apr 2, 2008
Unscored
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Making Of 'Winnie The Pooh', The (1998)
Who drew Pooh.
Apr 2, 2008
Unscored
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(1)
Busty Cops 2 (2006)
Bra and Order.
Apr 1, 2008
Unscored
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Dentist, The (1941)
Orthodontia want me, Baby?
Mar 30, 2008
Unscored
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Bread (1924)
Coffee on bread.
Mar 27, 2008
Unscored
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Conjurer Making Ten Hats In Sixty Seconds (1896)
Hat's entertainment!
Mar 27, 2008
Unscored
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(3)
Return Of The Lone Ranger (1961)
Tonto recall.
Mar 27, 2008
Unscored
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(1)
Avenging Disco Vampires (2001)
Fright Night Fever.
Mar 26, 2008
Unscored
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Cure For Insomnia, The (1987)
Drab Poets Society.
Mar 24, 2008
Unscored
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Aurora Encounter, The (1986)
Alienated midget befriends hermit.
Mar 22, 2008
Unscored
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Thinner (1996)
Lawyer's sentence: lean repentance.
Mar 22, 2008
Unscored
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(1)
Halloween III: Season Of The Witch (1982)
Hallo3een.
Mar 22, 2008
Unscored
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(2)
Shrek The Third (2007)
The Ugly Shreklings.
Mar 22, 2008
Unscored
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(1)
Benji: Off The Leash! (2004)
Benji loses the lead.
Mar 22, 2008
Unscored
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Avenging Disco Vampires (2001)
Neck molester in polyester.
Mar 21, 2008
Unscored
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(1)
*batteries not included (1987)
Coots recruit cute bots.
Mar 21, 2008
Scored 4/5
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Driving Cows To Pasture (1903)
The trail of steers.
Mar 18, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Aurora Encounter, The (1986)
Go West, space man.
Mar 18, 2008
Unscored
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Aurora Encounter, The (1986)
Spanky and alfa-centaurian?
Mar 18, 2008
Unscored
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(1)
Little Rascals, The (1994)
Rascals race around Reba.
Mar 18, 2008
Unscored
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Spice World (1997)
Meat Loaf, heavily Spiced.
Mar 16, 2008
Unscored
Vote
Jumper (2008)
Anakin Nightcrawler.
Mar 16, 2008
Scored 6/5
Vote
(4)
Jumper (2008)
Wormhole L. Jackson.
Mar 16, 2008
Scored 6/5
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Al Franken: God Spoke (2006)
Stewart Smalley's political follies.
Mar 15, 2008
Unscored
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(1)
Turkish Wizard Of Oz, The (1971)
The Wizard of Taj.
Mar 10, 2008
Unscored
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Beach Party (1963)
Frankie, Annette, all wet.
Feb 27, 2008
Unscored
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Dildo Diaries (2002)
No phallus in Dallas.
Feb 22, 2008
Unscored
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(2)
Beetle, The (1919)
Blizzard's beetle buzzes by.
Feb 21, 2008
Unscored
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National Lampoon's Vacation (1983)
Chevy in-pool-a.
Feb 21, 2008
Unscored
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Yellow Submarine (1968)
Ink and Pen-ny Lane.
Feb 6, 2008
Unscored
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(2)
Cloverfield (2008)
Monstrous mollusk manhandles Manhattan.
Feb 4, 2008
Unscored
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Cloverfield (2008)
Slippery behemoth beheads Liberty.
Jan 29, 2008
Unscored
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Unabomber: The True Story (1996)
Loonabomber at large.
Jan 25, 2008
Unscored
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(2)
Sesame Street Jam: A Musical Celebration (1994)
Do Re Mi Elmo.
Jan 5, 2008
Unscored
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Winnie The Pooh: A Very Merry Pooh Year (2002)
Happy New Eeyore.
Jan 5, 2008
Unscored
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Space Nuns (1995)
Habits in orbit.
Jan 5, 2008
Unscored
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(1)
Holiday, The (2006)
Jack Black chick flick.
Jan 5, 2008
Unscored
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(1)
Rutles, The (1978)
Lads from Liverpool lampooned.
Jan 5, 2008
Unscored
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(1)
Harlem Globetrotters On Gilligan's Island, The (1981)
Balmy castaways start dribbling.
Jan 5, 2008
Unscored
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(1)
Ernest Saves Christmas (1988)
A Varney merry Christmas.
Jan 5, 2008
Unscored
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