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Reviews by 'SuperKhakiGirl'
Current status of
Movie mogul
with a total of
311
reviews published to date.
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Alex Rider: Operation Stormbreaker (2006)
Young 'Bond' - blonde?
Mar 8, 2007
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Munich (2005)
Terrorists ruin Olympics.
Dec 14, 2006
Unscored
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Alex Rider: Operation Stormbreaker (2006)
Pettyfer- new boy bond?
Aug 3, 2006
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The Man Who Cried (2000)
Ricci sings, flees Nazis.
Jun 11, 2006
Unscored
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(1)
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2004)
Eurovision Schlong Contest.
Jun 1, 2006
Unscored
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(2)
American Beauty (1999)
Pot sends Kevin Spacey.
May 31, 2006
Unscored
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(3)
March Of The Penguins (2005)
Starring: Penguins, in Antarctica!
May 10, 2006
Unscored
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Idiots, The (1998)
Rule of dumb.
May 9, 2006
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(1)
Sister Act 2: Back In The Habit (1993)
Old habits die hard.
May 9, 2006
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(2)
Tower Of Terror (1997)
Ghostly elevator scares family.
May 9, 2006
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Inside Man (2006)
Owen's daylight robbery.
May 9, 2006
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Walk The Line (2005)
Cash filled biopic.
May 9, 2006
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Astronaut's Wife, The (1999)
Spaceman creates alien Charlizes.
May 9, 2006
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Indiana Jones And The Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull (2008)
Old Ford still whipping.
May 9, 2006
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(1)
Invasion Of The Body Snatchers (1956)
Alien clones fool town.
May 9, 2006
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Shaun Of The Dead (2004)
Zombies get Blue Monday.
May 9, 2006
Unscored
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(1)
V For Vendetta (2006)
Baldy Portman's Gunpowder Plot.
May 9, 2006
Unscored
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Braveheart (1995)
Blue Mel goes Scottish.
May 8, 2006
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Rain Man (1988)
Hoffman ponders baseball positions.
May 8, 2006
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Brokeback Mountain (2005)
Hot cowboys, unfortunately gay.
May 7, 2006
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(3)
Wallace & Gromit In The Wrong Trousers (1993)
Genius penguin fools plasticine.
May 6, 2006
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Batman Returns (1992)
DeVito carries many umbrellas.
Feb 8, 2006
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Pinocchio 3000 (2004)
Technology is new wood.
Jan 23, 2006
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Chronicles Of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch And The Wardrobe, The (2005)
CGI lion is Jesus.
Jan 19, 2006
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Stand And Deliver (1988)
Maths for hispanics.
Nov 8, 2005
Unscored
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(1)
Kicking & Screaming (2005)
Ferrell's team goes feral.
Nov 8, 2005
Unscored
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(3)
My Dog Skip (2000)
Malcolm in the Mississippi.
Nov 2, 2005
Unscored
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(1)
Madagascar (2005)
Rock cracks, escapes zoo.
Nov 1, 2005
Unscored
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Barbie Nation: An Unauthorized Tour (1998)
Behind Blue Eyes.
Oct 20, 2005
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(4)
Zoolander (2001)
Apple Mac= Stiller's downfall.
Oct 20, 2005
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(3)
Barbie As The Princess And The Pauper (2004)
For richer, poorer, Barbie.
Oct 17, 2005
Unscored
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(1)
Legally Blonde 2: Red, White & Blonde (2003)
Renee defends Bruiser's rights.
Oct 13, 2005
Scored 0/5
Vote
Lemony Snicket's A Series Of Unfortunate Events (2004)
Inventor, bookworm, biter's adventures.
Oct 13, 2005
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Romero (1989)
Archbishop picks up guns.
Oct 13, 2005
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Flushed Away (2006)
Rat's long way down.
Oct 12, 2005
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Flushed Away (2006)
Rats learn life lessons.
Oct 11, 2005
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Hotel Rwanda (2004)
Cheadle= Rwanda Refugee's saviour.
Oct 9, 2005
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Danger Zone (1997)
Zaney toxic waste hunt.
Oct 7, 2005
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(1)
Team America: World Police (2004)
Michael Moore goes rogue.
Oct 6, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Cinderella (1950)
Rodents make ball gown.
Oct 6, 2005
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Harvie Krumpet (2003)
Poor Krumpet gets Alzheimer's.
Oct 6, 2005
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Jerry Maguire (1996)
Tom in Jerry.
Oct 6, 2005
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(6)
L.A. Without A Map (1998)
Tennant writes romantic comedy.
Oct 5, 2005
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Crash (1996)
Car Horny.
Oct 5, 2005
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(3)
Parent Trap, The (1998)
Lohan plays herself, twice.
Oct 5, 2005
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Jarhead (2005)
Foxx in the Gulf.
Oct 5, 2005
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Uncle (1996)
Uncle ponders dog's death.
Oct 5, 2005
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Cousin (1998)
Spast-icine.
Oct 5, 2005
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(1)
Brother (1999)
Plasticine kid with asthma.
Oct 5, 2005
Unscored
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Confessions Of A Teenage Drama Queen (2004)
Lola- boring showgirl.
Oct 4, 2005
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Cannes Man (1997)
Depp, Jarmusch meditate.
Oct 4, 2005
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Brave, The (1997)
Depp gets 'snuff'ed.
Oct 4, 2005
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(1)
Good Night, And Good Luck (2005)
'Communist' Clooney tackles McCarthyism.
Oct 4, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind (2004)
Carrey for your thoughts.
Oct 4, 2005
Unscored
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(2)
Home Alone 2: Lost In New York (1992)
Return of the Mac.
Oct 2, 2005
Unscored
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(3)
Man, The (2005)
Sam's The Man.
Sep 29, 2005
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Chicken Run (2000)
Plasticine Roast Dinner.
Sep 28, 2005
Unscored
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Speed (1994)
Keanu's really bus day.
Sep 28, 2005
Unscored
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Gnomeo & Juliet (2011)
Gnome or Mr McGregor?
Sep 28, 2005
Unscored
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Matilda (1996)
Girl scares Hammer champion.
Sep 28, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
Matilda (1996)
Wheelbarrow carries girl's books.
Sep 28, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
New Jack City (1991)
Snipes renames New York.
Sep 27, 2005
Unscored
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(1)
My Best Friend's Wife (2001)
Four miserable anti-grown-ups.
Sep 27, 2005
Unscored
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Graduate, The (1967)
Hoffman takes the Miss.
Sep 27, 2005
Unscored
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(1)
Witches, The (1990)
Huston tears off face.
Sep 26, 2005
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Revolver (2005)
Ritchie shoots a blank.
Sep 26, 2005
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(3)
Robin Hood: Prince Of Thieves (1991)
Dances with Maid Marian.
Sep 26, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Wallace And Gromit In A Close Shave (1995)
Wallace loves cheese lady.
Sep 26, 2005
Unscored
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Endless Summer, The (1966)
Summer lasts forever.
Sep 25, 2005
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Gotham Cafe (2005)
Chaney buys pointless umbrella.
Sep 25, 2005
Unscored
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Stuck On You (2003)
Bourne Siamese.
Sep 23, 2005
Unscored
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(6)
Life-size (2000)
Barbie's playing it real.
Sep 23, 2005
Unscored
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John Q (2002)
Denzel loses donor insurance.
Sep 23, 2005
Unscored
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Thin Red Line, The (1998)
Penn's WW2 in Pacific.
Sep 23, 2005
Unscored
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Creature Comforts (1990)
Plasticine penguins complain.
Sep 22, 2005
Unscored
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Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle (2003)
Angels dress as nuns.
Sep 22, 2005
Unscored
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Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory (1971)
Orange dwarfs, Wilder's labourers.
Sep 22, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
James And The Giant Peach (1996)
Huge peach sails Atlantic.
Sep 22, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
All The President's Men (1976)
Kramer vs Nixon.
Sep 22, 2005
Unscored
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(3)
Chocolate War, The (1988)
Catholic boy sells chocolate.
Sep 22, 2005
Unscored
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Did You Hear The One About The Traveling Saleslady? (1968)
Saleslady joke not funny.
Sep 22, 2005
Unscored
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Like Mike (2002)
Bow Wow plays himself.
Sep 22, 2005
Unscored
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Joy Luck Club, The (1993)
Life, times, American-Chinese.
Sep 22, 2005
Unscored
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Psycho IV: The Beginning (1990)
Before Bates went mad.
Sep 21, 2005
Unscored
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Sound Of Music, The (1965)
Nanny's joy of hills.
Sep 21, 2005
Unscored
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12 Angry Men (1957)
Twelve men show rage.
Sep 21, 2005
Unscored
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Legally Blonde (2001)
Blonde lawyer has brain.
Sep 20, 2005
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Goal! (2005)
90 minute Newcastle game.
Sep 20, 2005
Unscored
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(1)
I Heart Huckabees (2004)
Schwartzman all Langed up.
Sep 20, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Apocalypse Now (1979)
Green Beret Brando Baddie.
Sep 20, 2005
Unscored
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Die Hard 2: Die Harder (1990)
Willis beats airplane hijackers.
Sep 20, 2005
Unscored
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Four Christmases (2008)
Christmas.Christmas. Christmas. Christmas.
Sep 19, 2005
Unscored
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(5)
Live Free Or Die Hard (2007)
McClane's terrible sunny holiday.
Sep 19, 2005
Unscored
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(1)
Before Stonewall (1984)
Gays predict a riot.
Sep 19, 2005
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Libertine, The (2004)
Depp writes saucy poetry.
Sep 19, 2005
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13 Going On 30 (2004)
Garner has growing wish.
Sep 19, 2005
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Crucible, The (1996)
Ryder creeps out Salem.
Sep 19, 2005
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Wallace & Gromit In The Wrong Trousers (1993)
Robotic pants rob museum.
Sep 19, 2005
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Down With Love (2003)
Feminist Renee writes book.
Sep 19, 2005
Unscored
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(1)
Anastasia (1997)
Tsar kid visits Paris.
Sep 19, 2005
Scored 5/5
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