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Reviews by 'cerealandrubberbands'

Current status of Movie star with a total of 681 reviews published to date.

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Ghosts Of The Abyss (2003)

Cameron goes Titanic again.

Mar 6, 2006
Unscored

Vote (1)

Face/Off (1997)

Johnolas Cagevolta.

Mar 6, 2006
Unscored

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Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire (2005)

Dead Diggory.

Mar 5, 2006
Unscored

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Happy Gilmore (1996)

Gilmore avoids Fore! closure.

Feb 28, 2006
Unscored

Vote (2)

Harry Potter And The Order Of The Phoenix (2007)

Dead dog, Siriusly.

Feb 28, 2006
Unscored

Vote (1)

Harry Potter And The Prisoner Of Azkaban (2004)

Hogwarts suffers Blackout.

Feb 28, 2006
Unscored

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Layer Cake (2004)

Craig in ecstasy.

Feb 28, 2006
Unscored

Vote (1)

Harry Potter And The Half-Blood Prince (2009)

Snape's a fresh Prince.

Feb 28, 2006
Unscored

Vote (4)

Star Wars: Episode II - Attack Of The Clones (2002)

Anakin gets some Padme.

Feb 28, 2006
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Trading Places (1983)

Aykroyd duped by Dukes.

Feb 27, 2006
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Manufacturing Consent: Noam Chomsky And The Media (1992)

Noam discovers news conspiracies.

Feb 27, 2006
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Night To Remember, A (1958)

Lightoller should've hollered louder.

Feb 27, 2006
Unscored

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Orgazmo (1997)

South Parkers do porn.

Feb 27, 2006
Unscored

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Take It Out In Trade: The Outtakes (1995)

How much Wood chucks!

Feb 26, 2006
Unscored

Vote (1)

Stuck On You (2003)

Kinnear. Damon also near.

Feb 22, 2006
Scored 2/5

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Shallow Hal (2001)

Gwyneth gets huge boobs.

Feb 22, 2006
Unscored

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Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Secrets (2002)

Harry solves chamber's riddle.

Feb 22, 2006
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Snatched To The Future (1991)

Travelling in the DeLesbian.

Feb 21, 2006
Unscored

Vote (7)

Black To The Future (1986)

Savage plays Cock Brown.

Feb 21, 2006
Unscored

Vote (2)

Black To The Future (1986)

Going Black in time.

Feb 21, 2006
Unscored

Vote (8)

Cars That Ate Paris, The (1974)

Paris hosts demolition derby.

Feb 21, 2006
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Right Stuff, The (1983)

Glenn rockets to top.

Feb 21, 2006
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Game Of Death (1978)

Lee keeps down Lo.

Feb 21, 2006
Unscored

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Life Of Brian (1979)

Brian, the other Jesus.

Feb 20, 2006
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Fly II, The (1989)

Brundlefly's revenge.

Feb 20, 2006
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Little Shop Of Horrors (1986)

Audrey: Hungriest plant ever.

Feb 20, 2006
Unscored

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Dumb & Dumber (1994)

Daniels Dumb, Carrey Dumber.

Feb 20, 2006
Scored 5/5

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Harry Potter And The Philosopher's Stone (2001)

Harry becomes a Gryffindor.

Feb 19, 2006
Scored 3/5

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Brain That Wouldn't Die, The (1962)

Girl causes brain damage.

Feb 19, 2006
Unscored

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Batman Forever (1995)

Iceman takes the Ace.

Feb 19, 2006
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Lemony Snicket's A Series Of Unfortunate Events (2004)

Carrey makes Lemony faces.

Feb 19, 2006
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Truman Show, The (1998)

When Harris Screwed Lloyd.

Feb 19, 2006
Unscored

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Mask, The (1994)

Carrey's green over Diaz.

Feb 19, 2006
Scored 4/5

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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret Of The Ooze (1991)

Turtles search for ooze.

Feb 19, 2006
Unscored

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Time Bandits (1981)

Tiny Python thievery.

Feb 19, 2006
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Rat Race (2001)

Bean, Green racing machines.

Feb 19, 2006
Unscored

Vote (2)

Catwoman (2004)

Berry whips a Stone.

Feb 19, 2006
Unscored

Vote (1)

Ultraviolet (2006)

Milla, the Ultra-mate hero.

Feb 19, 2006
Unscored

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Live Aid (1985)

Like Woodstock for charity.

Feb 18, 2006
Unscored

Vote (2)

Driving Miss Daisy (1989)

Freeman drives bigoted honky.

Feb 18, 2006
Unscored

Vote (1)

Flirting With Disaster (1996)

Arquette's kid's a cracker.

Feb 18, 2006
Scored 4/5

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Quadrophenia (1979)

Jimmy gets Stinged.

Feb 18, 2006
Unscored

Vote (1)

Darth Vader's Psychic Hotline (2002)

SoothVader.

Feb 18, 2006
Unscored

Vote (2)

Hawaii (1966)

All Hale von Sydow.

Feb 18, 2006
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Long Good Friday, The (1980)

Bomb Hoskins.

Feb 18, 2006
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Alien� (1992)

Hairless Weaver alienated again.

Feb 18, 2006
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Mulholland Drive (2001)

Lost? Watts the problem?

Feb 18, 2006
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Backbeat (1994)

Bad brain Stu.

Feb 18, 2006
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Unsinkable Molly Brown, The (1964)

Everything but Molly sinks.

Feb 18, 2006
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Hugo Pool (1997)

Milano in dating pool.

Feb 18, 2006
Unscored

Vote (1)

Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo (1984)

Electric Ice-T.

Feb 18, 2006
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The Gong Show Movie (1980)

Even 'Unknown Comic's' ashamed.

Feb 18, 2006
Unscored

Vote (2)

Confessions Of A Dangerous Mind (2002)

Rockwell does Barris well.

Feb 18, 2006
Unscored

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Catch-22 (1970)

Yossarian Catches the madness.

Feb 18, 2006
Unscored

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Cinderella Story, A (2004)

Hillarella.

Feb 18, 2006
Unscored

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Legally Blonde 2: Red, White & Blonde (2003)

Justice is even blonder.

Feb 18, 2006
Unscored

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Sword Of Doom, The (1966)

Ryunosuke: lying samurai killer.

Feb 18, 2006
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Game, The (1997)

Douglas plays cruelish game.

Feb 17, 2006
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Poison Ivy II (1996)

Milano turns Poisonous.

Feb 17, 2006
Unscored

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Waterboy, The (1998)

Watery Sandler 'acts' stupid.

Feb 17, 2006
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Sling Blade (1996)

Karl finds Frank friend.

Feb 17, 2006
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Spanking The Monkey (1994)

Davies practices momsterbation.

Feb 17, 2006
Unscored

Vote (1)

To Wong Foo, Thanks For Everything, Julie Newmar (1995)

Leguizamo hotter as woman.

Feb 17, 2006
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Blue Movie (1969)

Louis, Viva fuck. Fin.

Feb 17, 2006
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In The Realms Of The Unreal (2004)

Psychodelic janitorial wonderland.

Feb 17, 2006
Unscored

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I'll Be Glad When You're Dead You Rascal You (1932)

Boop has jungle fever.

Feb 17, 2006
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Checkmate (2003)

Chess player's GH? Cool!

Feb 16, 2006
Unscored

Vote (2)

Forever Young (1992)

Mel-ting pilot.

Feb 16, 2006
Unscored

Vote (1)

Compleat Beatles, The (1984)

From Cavern to rooftop.

Feb 16, 2006
Unscored

Vote (2)

Candy (1968)

Guys love eating Candy.

Feb 16, 2006
Unscored

Vote (1)

Crack In The World (1965)

Earth splits into hemispheres.

Feb 16, 2006
Unscored

Vote (1)

Indian In The Cupboard, The (1995)

Chief of the Cabinet.

Feb 16, 2006
Unscored

Vote (1)

City Slickers (1991)

Crystal: City to Cowboy.

Feb 16, 2006
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I Am Sam (2001)

Penn: Child raising child.

Feb 16, 2006
Unscored

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Fly, The (1958)

Hedison gets tangled up.

Feb 16, 2006
Scored 4/5

Vote (1)

American Tail, An (1986)

Mousekewitzes intensify NYC infestations.

Feb 16, 2006
Unscored

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For Love Of The Game (1999)

Costner's Untouchable...in baseball.

Feb 16, 2006
Unscored

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Bull Durham (1988)

Crash gets Nuked.

Feb 16, 2006
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Revenge Of The Nerds II: Nerds In Paradise (1987)

Geeks of Eden.

Feb 16, 2006
Unscored

Vote (1)

Andy Kaufman Plays Carnegie Hall (1979)

Andy treats audience, literally.

Feb 15, 2006
Unscored

Vote (1)

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III (1993)

Turtling backward through time.

Feb 15, 2006
Unscored

Vote (3)

Ganjasaurus Rex (1987)

Marijuanasaurus.

Feb 15, 2006
Unscored

Vote (4)

Frankenstein Meets The Wolf Man (1943)

Frankie and the Wolf.

Feb 14, 2006
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Sex Lives Of Clowns (1994)

Clowns with huge schtick.

Feb 14, 2006
Unscored

Vote (2)

Backside To The Future (1986)

Fuck to the Future.

Feb 13, 2006
Unscored

Vote (1)

Backside To The Future (1986)

Biff gets boinked.

Feb 13, 2006
Unscored

Vote (1)

Simple Twist Of Fate, A (1994)

Kid cures Martin's misery.

Feb 13, 2006
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Erotic Adventures Of Red Riding Hood (1986)

Popping Little Red's cherry.

Feb 13, 2006
Unscored

Vote (1)

Erotic Adventures Of Pinocchio, The (1971)

Geppetto pimps out Pinocchio.

Feb 13, 2006
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Pardon My Blooper (1974)

Nothing but bleeping bloopers.

Feb 12, 2006
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Revenge Of The Nerds III: The Next Generation (1992)

The new Geek-eration.

Feb 12, 2006
Unscored

Vote (1)

Nude Students (2001)

Teachers grade on curve.

Feb 12, 2006
Unscored

Vote (2)

Erotic Adventures Of The Three Musketeers, The (1992)

Threesome Musketeers.

Feb 12, 2006
Unscored

Vote (3)

Count Of Monte Cristo, The (2002)

Caviezel's character's a Dumas.

Feb 11, 2006
Unscored

Vote (2)

Two Brothers (2004)

These brothers are pussies.

Feb 11, 2006
Unscored

Vote (1)

Garfield: The Movie (2004)

Murray: furry. Fun: none.

Feb 11, 2006
Unscored

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Wendell Baker Story, The (2005)

Ex-con controls concierge corruption.

Feb 11, 2006
Unscored

Vote (1)

Revenge Of The Nerds IV: Nerds In Love (1994)

IV, wedding. No funeral.

Feb 11, 2006
Unscored

Vote (2)

Me, Myself & Irene (2000)

Schizo Carrey 'acts' crazy.

Feb 11, 2006
Unscored

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Vampyros Lesbos (1971)

Draculesbian.

Feb 10, 2006
Unscored

Vote (5)

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