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Clerks.

(1994)
157 reviews
Film rated 4.2 / 5  (Chick rating: 3.9 / 5)  (Guy rating: 4.2 / 5)
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Cashier lists porno titles.
Al Swearengen 
  Vote (1)   
Kevin Smith's counter culture.
Yukon 
  Vote (37)   
Salsa shark foreshadows fight.
RazorDullWit 
  Vote (3)   
Philosophical debates about oral.
W XXVI 
  Vote    
Hockey game closes Mini-Mart.
Montgomery 
  Vote    
Slacker knocks over casket.
EarthWormJimbo 
  Vote (2)   
Girlfriend sucks 37 dicks.
Bavvy 
  Vote    
Dante can't choose girl.
Lisandro 
  Vote    
Door broken. Store open.
Montgomery 
  Vote (4)   
Randall purchases porn plethora.
Montgomery 
  Vote (2)   
Hockey, necrophilia interrupt workday.
Ken 
  Vote (4)   
Jersey slut humps corpse.
Pumpkin 
  Vote    
Clerks curse. Classic.
gothhenge 
  Vote (1)   
Dante's infernal complaining!
deadgirl 
  Vote (1)   
Smith's Askewniverse debut.
shoon 
  Vote (5)   
Jersey boy's life view.
Mary 
  Vote    
Cashier tastes 36 dicks.
bradman 
  Vote (6)   
Slackers sound like Thesaurus.
Falken 
  Vote (2)   
Retro necro outside Metro.
PuzzleMonkey 
  Vote    
Wasters wasted, convenience tasted.
hiplingo 
  Vote    
Russian rocker goes Berserker!
Bavvy 
  Vote    
Randall loves 'gatherings'.
Montgomery 
  Vote    
Smith: 'Action!' Bob, silent.
Montgomery 
  Vote (3)   
Dante has stiff competition.
Montgomery 
  Vote (4)   
Silent Bob finds Mewes.
Stalean 
  Vote (8)   
Loser clerks mock others.
Jezztek 
  Vote (1)   
Worldly philosophers peddle Twinkies.
Montgomery 
  Vote (2)   
Cinematic connoisseurs (in)convenience customers.
Benager 
  Vote    
Dante's dame copulates cadaver.
SkyFaerie 
  Vote (1)   
Smith's Jersey trilogy begins.
blueduck 
  Vote    
Slacking. Hockey. Fellatio. BERSERKER!
Geenius at Wrok 
  Vote (2)   
Smith's monochrome masterpiece.
davedavedave 
  Vote (3)   
Clerk curses involuntary attendance.
Tubatic 
  Vote (1)   
7-Eleven dials 9-1-1.
Montgomery 
  Vote    
Rocker likes 'making fuck'.
Bavvy 
  Vote    
Disturbing discussions behind counter!
Bavvy 
  Vote    
Smith's first film. Superb!!!
Tobester 
  Vote (1)   
Smith's monochrome Jersey's colorful.
MguyX 
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Convenience store junkies, smokers.
FloatingCoffin 
  Vote    
Smith's first brilliant film.
fear the penguins 
  Vote (1)   
Retail therapy taken literally.
dlanod 
  Vote (2)   
Kevin Smith's inconvenience store.
D Dragon 
  Vote (1)   
Monochrome philosophy and shops.
J. Alexander Mc... 
  Vote    
Dante's in 'fer no-show.
Dante 
  Vote (6)   
Eggs, cigarettes, videos, hockey.
Paul Bennison 
  Vote (3)   
Dante's Pique.
noncentz 
  Vote (25)   
Gum salesman's aggressive technique.
Bavvy 
  Vote    
Dante's Inferno is store.
blueduck 
  Vote (1)   
Smith's first Jersey pearl.
Stalean 
  Vote (1)   
Convenience workers hate everything.
Stone Junction 
  Vote (2)   
Min wage Jersey Seinfeld.
aspidistra 
  Vote (1)   
Black and white revelations.
Strangelove 
  Vote    
Debut for Smith's duo.
mampers11 
  Vote (9)   
Guys talk, do nothing.
MelissaS 
  Vote (5)   
Dante's antics counter-productive.
Warzonkey 
  Vote (16)   
Randal watches movies often.
GHcool 
  Vote (4)   
Counter surfers' superiority complex.
Scruffybobby 
  Vote    
Smith's exercise in minimall-ism.
Joe Blevins 
  Vote (8)   
Jersey convenience store jabbering.
randall 
  Vote (1)   
Dante's number 37.
Weeble-head Boy 
  Vote (1)   
Both clerks are jerks.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (4)   
Cigarettes. Hockey. Corpse humping.
tpoh 
  Vote    
Inconvenient jobs in convenience.
the grim sleeper 
  Vote (2)   
Cashier vs. 'Buncha Savages'.
EvilAndy 
  Vote (3)   
Randal sells minor cigarettes.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (2)   
Kevin Smith, dead woody.
Paddy C 
  Vote    
Veronica's sucked 37 dicks.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (3)   
Dante's level of hell.
Evil Giraffe 
  Vote (4)   
Girlfriend bangs dead guy.
Seigiryu 
  Vote    
Diatribes - at your convenience.
Rovark 
  Vote    
Death Star's contracts discussed.
Beanmimo 
  Vote (7)   
Disgruntled, philosophical counter-jockeys.
scablet 
  Vote    
Bob's budget debut. Buuung!
shane 
  Vote (1)   
Stoners, moaner, corpse's boner.
EvilAndy 
  Vote (8)   
Mesmerizing mini-mart banter.
Randy 
  Vote    
Role Of Jizzmopper Discussed.
mampers11 
  Vote (1)   
An aMewesing first film.
GHcool 
  Vote (8)   
Silent Bob busts moves.
Trevor 
  Vote (2)   
Dante's alias: cancer merchant.
damalc 
  Vote (1)   
Comedy is color blind.
Cuthbert 
  Vote    
Randal's into trannies!
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote (1)   
Slackers play roof hockey.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Veronica has blow addiction.
cerealandrubber... 
  Vote    
Inane banter in Quikstop.
Puzzgal 
  Vote (1)   
Silent Bob stays silent.
Smarter Sean 
  Vote    
Dante's trapped in purgatory.
Downtown 
  Vote (2)   
Randal's not number 36.
MM0rkeleb 
  Vote (10)   
Store guys play hockey.
steveo 
  Vote    
Rooftop hockey entertains clerks.
Tori 
  Vote (1)   
Death Star construction discussed.
MM0rkeleb 
  Vote (11)   
Gum hawker, Cigarette stocker.
w22dheartlivie 
  Vote (14)   
Counter crusaders clean house.
Hatter 
  Vote    
Hockey on the roof.
McKorkel 
  Vote    
Smoking child incites controversy.
AC 
  Vote    
Cashiers offend jizz-mopper.
MM0rkeleb 
  Vote (6)   
Toilet time crazes ex.
w22dheartlivie 
  Vote (7)   
Dante shouldn't be here.
Puzzgal 
  Vote (7)   
Jersey convenience clerk slacks.
turrell 
  Vote (8)   
Veronica's a sperm spitter!
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Silent Bob admires lasagna.
w22dheartlivie 
  Vote (9)   
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