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Reviews by 'Evil Giraffe'
Current status of
Movie mogul
with a total of
361
reviews published to date.
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There's A Pervert In Our Pool (1998)
Giraffes in bondage.
Jun 4, 2006
Unscored
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There's A Pervert In Our Pool (1998)
Historic pervs get wet.
Jun 1, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
There's A Pervert In Our Pool (1998)
DIldo fetching dogs.
Jun 1, 2006
Unscored
Vote
How The Giraffe Got His Long Neck (1926)
Giraffe sticks neck out.
Jun 1, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Laugh, Clown, Laugh (1928)
Clown- count's romantic rival!
Jun 1, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Girafot (2001)
Tel-Aviv chick flick.
May 29, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Clown At Midnight, The (1998)
Killer clown stalks teens.
May 18, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Mindhunters (2004)
Slater literally cracks up!
May 10, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
Lassie (2005)
Lassie meets Nessie - Kinda.
May 10, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
Clown (1999)
Clown weeps in wood.
May 8, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Asterix And Obelix Take On Caesar (1999)
From animation to realistix.
May 4, 2006
Unscored
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Return Of Swamp Thing, The (1989)
Love blooms for locklear.
May 2, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Swamp Thing (1982)
Barbeau goes Vegetarian!
May 2, 2006
Unscored
Vote
King Ralph (1991)
'King American!
May 2, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Shaun Of The Dead (2004)
Shaun off shotgun.
May 1, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Castaway (1987)
Beach homer.
Apr 30, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Harry Potter And The Philosopher's Stone (2001)
Potter franchise starts Rowling.
Apr 30, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Wayne's World 2 (1993)
Sequel not worthy!
Apr 30, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring, The (2001)
Off to shire start.
Apr 30, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Turkish Star Wars (1982)
Obi Wan Constantinobe.
Apr 29, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(6)
Busty Cops (2003)
Cops with big bazookas?
Apr 28, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Hunchback Of Notre Dame, The (1939)
Hump-back wails.
Apr 28, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(11)
Quentin Tarantino's Star Wars (2002)
Abuse the Force, Quentin.
Apr 23, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Four Weddings And A Funeral (1994)
4 brides, 1 burial.
Apr 22, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Mindhunters (2004)
Kilmer just hanging around.
Apr 22, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
View From The Top (2003)
Stewardesses assess asses.
Apr 22, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
1969 (1988)
Before 24 - 69!
Apr 22, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(2)
King Kong (2005)
Gorilla is WETA dream.
Apr 22, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Secrets (2002)
Snakes and muggles.
Apr 21, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Ringer, The (2005)
Johnny has mental plan.
Apr 5, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen, The (2003)
In league with literature.
Apr 3, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Lighthorsemen, The (1987)
Aussie horse beer heroes.
Mar 27, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Gallipoli (1981)
See Mel run.
Mar 27, 2006
Unscored
Vote
1941 (1979)
Spielberg's comedy war turkey.
Mar 27, 2006
Unscored
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Breasts (1996)
Documentary more than handful.
Mar 25, 2006
Unscored
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Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, The (2003)
Ring in many endings.
Mar 25, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Legend Of Zorro, The (2005)
Sequel is Zorro-ful.
Mar 25, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(3)
'Foxy Grandpa' Shows Boys He Is A Magician (1902)
Abracagrampa.
Mar 25, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(7)
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (2005)
Downey narrates noir buddys.
Mar 25, 2006
Unscored
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Hot Fuzz (2007)
Pegg cops it.
Mar 23, 2006
Unscored
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Evil Eyes (2004)
Baldwin has murderous vision.
Mar 20, 2006
Unscored
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Ben-Hur (1959)
Circles Maximus.
Feb 26, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Corpse Bride (2005)
Morti-bride.
Feb 26, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Constantine (2005)
Keanu's Comic-Hell.
Feb 24, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Fantastic Four (2005)
Stretched, Forced, Rocky, Burned.
Feb 22, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Boy Eats Girl (2005)
Irish zom rom com.
Feb 22, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Shackles (2005)
Poetry behind bars.
Feb 22, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Prince And The Pauper, The (1937)
Heir tight.
Feb 21, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
White Noise 2: The Light (2007)
More static, no Keaton.
Feb 20, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Infested (1993)
Cross ticks.
Feb 19, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Tarzan, The Ape Man (1981)
Fumble in the Jungle.
Feb 19, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Snakes On A Plane (2006)
The winged serpents.
Feb 19, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(4)
V For Vendetta (2006)
Moore Dystopia. Portman too.
Feb 19, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Fantastic Four (2005)
Heroes cover all elements.
Feb 19, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Save The Last Dance (2001)
Tippy Ghet-toes.
Feb 19, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith (2005)
Padded Padme.
Feb 19, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Wallace & Gromit In The Curse Of The Were-Rabbit (2005)
Bunny Moon.
Feb 19, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(4)
Elizabethtown (2005)
Orlando doesn�t need trainer.
Feb 19, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
Bubba Ho-tep (2002)
Elvis shuns Mummy�s kiss.
Feb 19, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Batman Begins (2005)
American pyscho is batty!
Feb 19, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
March Of The Penguins (2005)
Nuns on the run?
Feb 19, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Man In The Iron Mask, The (1998)
Heir transplant.
Feb 19, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(7)
Man In The Iron Mask, The (1998)
Tortures and the Heir.
Feb 19, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Bug's Life, A (1998)
The Insect-nificant seven.
Feb 16, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(9)
Slither (2006)
Alien plague infests town.
Feb 16, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
...And Justice For All (1979)
Unjust judge just judged.
Mar 19, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
06 (1994)
Longing distance call.
Mar 18, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Noah's Ark (1929)
Holy ship!
Mar 12, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(28)
10 Things I Hate About You (1999)
Based on Shrew story.
Jan 8, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(18)
...All The Marbles (1981)
Falk wrestles with romance.
Jan 6, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
-30- (1959)
Webb's surly edition.
Jan 6, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
'Salem's Lot (2004)
The Lot falls Lowe.
Jan 5, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
(Blooper) Bunny! (1991)
Daffy Ducked up!
Jan 5, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Hail Mary (1985)
The modern Virgin Birth.
Jan 5, 2005
Unscored
Vote
'Gator Bait (1976)
Desiree for revenge.
Jan 5, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Sin City (2005)
Rodriguez directs graphic violence.
Jan 5, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Alfie (2004)
Law replaces Caine.
Jan 5, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Batman Begins (2005)
Manservant Caine-d.
Jan 5, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Eurotrip (2004)
The crack of Dawn.
Jan 5, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(8)
Garfield: The Movie (2004)
Ginger Tom-foolery.
Jan 5, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
I, Robot (2004)
Will and robot, Converse.
Jan 4, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Anger Management (2003)
Nicholson beds Sandler.
Jan 1, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
American Pie 2 (2001)
Idiocy at band camp.
Dec 19, 2004
Unscored
Vote
Revenge Of The Nerds IV: Nerds In Love (1994)
Nerd-eo and Juliette.
Dec 18, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Navajo Joe (1966)
Reynolds' Navajo revenge.
Dec 8, 2004
Unscored
Vote
Pip-eye, Pup-eye, Poop-eye An' Peep-eye (1942)
Popeye's family revealed.
Oct 15, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Chain Of Fools (2000)
Suicidal barber hoards coins.
Oct 9, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Velocity Of Gary, The (1998)
Salma loves HIV pornstar!
Oct 9, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Sistole Diastole (1997)
Heartbeats of family lives.
Oct 9, 2004
Unscored
Vote
Callej�n De Los Milagros, El (1995)
Many Mexican lives intersect.
Oct 9, 2004
Unscored
Vote
Fair Game (1995)
Baldwin gets hot, Cindy'd!
Oct 8, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Follow Me Home (1996)
Multi-cultural grafitti-ist road trip.
Oct 8, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Mi Vida Loca (1993)
Fried Green Hispanic Tomatoes.
Oct 8, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
2001 Maniacs (2005)
Travellers make interesting meal.
Oct 8, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Melvin Goes To Dinner (2003)
Psychiatry dropout's revealing meal.
Oct 8, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Frank's Book (2001)
Office worker's 'magic' notebook.
Oct 8, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Johnny Skidmarks (1998)
Blackmailing photographer is next!
Oct 8, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Junior (1994)
Buff Daddy.
Oct 2, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(15)
Getting There (2002)
The twosome grew-some.
Sep 29, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Three To Tango (1999)
Perry mason.
Sep 25, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
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