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Ridley Scott
Dan O'Bannon
Ronald Shusett
Tom Skerritt
Sigourney Weaver
Veronica Cartwright
Harry Dean Stanton
John Hurt
Ian Holm
Yaphet Kotto
Helen Horton
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Alien

(1979)
275 reviews
Film rated 4.5 / 5  (Chick rating: 4.2 / 5)  (Guy rating: 4.5 / 5)
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Dinner: Hurt divides ribs.
Koli 
  Vote (25)   
Acid reflex in stomach.
Mr Savoir Faire 
  Vote (4)   
Alien's bloody acid trip.
Face 
  Vote (1)   
Ripley finally gets crotchety.
Koli 
  Vote (8)   
Giger's vision, Scott's realisation.
Rovark 
  Vote (2)   
Holm's elementary; somewhat impersonal.
Koli 
  Vote (2)   
'Mother' ship.
Mr Savoir Faire 
  Vote (4)   
Holm's where heart isn't.
Koli 
  Vote (28)   
Chest Hurt? Diagnosis: heartworm.
Mr Savoir Faire 
  Vote (8)   
Ripley encounters Giger art.
Al Swearengen 
  Vote (2)   
Ripley deposes Acid Queen.
Stalean 
  Vote (3)   
Bad acid ruins trip.
Larry B 
  Vote (11)   
Hurt's dinner really hurts!
Ian Boughey 
  Vote (3)   
Don't chase the cat!
Rob Herbert 
  Vote (4)   
Weaver rockets from explosion.
Arch Stanton 
  Vote    
Monster lets cat survive.
BoneSawMcGraw 
  Vote    
Aliens 'face' their foes.
Canklefish 
  Vote (1)   
Don't french kiss Alien.
Arch Stanton 
  Vote    
Slimy beast has feast.
Anonymous  
  Vote (1)   
Digestion? Kane's not able.
demonic 
  Vote (33)   
Ridley Scott / Giger masterpiece.
gothhenge 
  Vote (1)   
Ripley escapes, pussy intact!
djw1973 
  Vote (4)   
Alien Hurts!
Canklefish 
  Vote (2)   
Major case of heartburn.
Weeble-head Boy 
  Vote    
Lonely space alien chase.
Kevin Vallence 
  Vote (1)   
Synthetic wants alien pet.
Montgomery 
  Vote (2)   
Crew awoken early. Trouble.
Downtown 
  Vote (1)   
Young Bilbo loses head.
Beanmimo 
  Vote (10)   
Severe heartburn kills crew.
Conan The Westy 
  Vote (1)   
Drooling horror needs antacid.
HeroZero 
  Vote (3)   
'Egg on face' redefined.
MorePeasPlease 
  Vote (7)   
Bugs with acid breath.
warm-machine 
  Vote (2)   
Synthetic Ash sweats milk.
BedheadGal 
  Vote (2)   
Don't stare at eggs.
Msquare 
  Vote (4)   
Nasty monster aboard Nostromo.
veloc 
  Vote (1)   
Food disgrees with captain.
Batty 
  Vote (1)   
Hurt gets gut feeling.
Arch Stanton 
  Vote (2)   
Nostromo crew bite it.
Arch Stanton 
  Vote (1)   
Ripley models space panties.
Canklefish 
  Vote (3)   
Alien bursts onto scene.
Arch Stanton 
  Vote (2)   
Pussy chaser's alien fodder.
Warzonkey 
  Vote (2)   
Relationship with 'Mother' strained.
Weeble-head Boy 
  Vote (1)   
Ash gives Ripley magazine.
Montgomery 
  Vote (2)   
Creature's in the John.
Weeble-head Boy 
  Vote    
Ripley can't digest magazine.
Montgomery 
  Vote (1)   
Apparently, androids drink milk.
Gern 
  Vote (2)   
Hurt's eating for two.
tortoise 
  Vote (12)   
Parasites get laid.
Falken 
  Vote (12)   
Sigourney's panties in spacesuit.
Jason Truman 
  Vote (2)   
Alien renders Kane unable.
Weeble-head Boy 
  Vote (1)   
Ash gets burned.
zulu 
  Vote (15)   
Hurt popped, Holm toasted.
Matt 
  Vote (1)   
Undersized knickers: audience snickers.
Dick 
  Vote (2)   
Giant penis eats everyone.
rigby reardon 
  Vote (6)   
Hurt: ham and eggs.
Oatmeal Stout 
  Vote (3)   
The Talented Ms. Ripley.
Conan The Westy 
  Vote (86)   
E.T gets teeth, ugly.
shoon 
  Vote (1)   
Nightmare Easter egg hunt.
MorePeasPlease 
  Vote (7)   
Android a Holm wrecker.
Dude 
  Vote (9)   
Hurt eaten up inside.
Badbart 
  Vote    
Eggs on host.
djw1973 
  Vote (3)   
Dinner disagrees with astronaut!
Ian Boughey 
  Vote (1)   
Green eggs & harm.
punz 
  Vote (24)   
Sigourney Weaver in panties.
SlimJ 
  Vote (1)   
Tums won't help Hurt.
Montgomery 
  Vote (4)   
Don't break quarantine protocols!
The Other Matt 
  Vote (5)   
'Chest' bursting with action.
Spurting 
  Vote (1)   
'Jaws' in space: Brilliant.
Chris C 
  Vote (11)   
Weaver knickers nick show.
Pathew Noodles 
  Vote (3)   
Hurt has horrible heartburn.
Scruffybobby 
  Vote (3)   
In void, victims voiceless...
mrthchemp 
  Vote (2)   
Alien jack-in-the-box.
kolo 
  Vote (2)   
Nasty muppet redecorates Nostromo.
zulu 
  Vote (22)   
Ash to ashes.
Weeble-head Boy 
  Vote (2)   
Kane- egg on face.
Arch Stanton 
  Vote (2)   
Brilliant noir space horror.
Bulldog 
  Vote (2)   
Extending jaws damage chests.
Nasher 
  Vote (3)   
Giger's imagery creates terror.
Victim 
  Vote (2)   
Sweaty alien chomps Americans.
Jonboy 
  Vote (1)   
Half-naked babe beats bug!
Stone Junction 
  Vote (3)   
Rib-tickling alien action.
Anonymous  
  Vote (2)   
Sigourney's first fighting foray.
Klinkehoffen 
  Vote (1)   
Astronauts fight face-crabs.
MguyX 
  Vote (5)   
Ripley's nasty first encounter.
MelissaS 
  Vote (2)   
Ash enforces rules orally.
Beanmimo 
  Vote (2)   
John Hurt gets indigestion.
Iain Alexander 
  Vote (2)   
Monster feeds two mouths.
rri1 
  Vote (2)   
Monster steel cage match!!!
Sexy Panda 
  Vote (1)   
Ripley or Alien sexiest?
Daniel 
  Vote (1)   
John's inner monster exposed.
bife 
  Vote (13)   
Bilbo Baggins's android days.
Buddha Boy 
  Vote (3)   
Really, really large tapeworm.
NH 
  Vote (4)   
Sigourney sings 'Lucky Star'.
Montgomery 
  Vote    
Chest explodes. That Hurt.
Chris C 
  Vote (23)   
Ridley captures Ripley's underwear.
buzz_clik 
  Vote    
Ripley decides to vacuum.
djw1973 
  Vote (2)   
Critter'sin Kane.
Weeble-head Boy 
  Vote (3)   
Rotten egg proves fatal.
Craig Bateman 
  Vote (3)   
Spaceship's cat smartest member.
Roy Batty 
  Vote (2)   
Ripley battles monster phallus.
Bart 
  Vote (1)   
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