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Reviews by 'SkyFaerie'
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with a total of
25
reviews published to date.
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Clerks. (1994)
Dante's dame copulates cadaver.
Feb 28, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back (2001)
Fucked-up friends fight film.
Feb 28, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Braveheart (1995)
Scots die for nothing.
Feb 28, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(6)
Elizabeth (1998)
Virgin Queen = false advertising.
Feb 28, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(5)
Hamlet (1996)
Pissed Prince protests patricide.
Feb 28, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Heavenly Creatures (1994)
Misguided maniacs mash mother.
Feb 28, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring, The (2001)
Hobbits take road trip.
Feb 28, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Matrix Reloaded, The (2003)
Wachowskis try too hard.
Feb 28, 2004
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Moulin Rouge! (2001)
Singing bohemians trip out.
Feb 28, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Princess Bride, The (1987)
Westley does as wished.
Feb 28, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Pulp Fiction (1994)
Killers discuss God, hamburgers.
Feb 28, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Rocky Horror Picture Show, The (1975)
Space sluts seduce slyly.
Feb 28, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (1999)
Amidala robs the cradle.
Feb 28, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Star Wars: Episode VI - Return Of The Jedi (1983)
Death Star rebuilt, demolished.
Feb 28, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Titus (1999)
King serves gore-met meal.
Feb 28, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(3)
William Shakespeare's Romeo + Juliet (1996)
The Bard goes hardcore.
Feb 28, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Bowling For Columbine (2002)
Moore smacks down Moses.
Feb 20, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(8)
K-PAX (2001)
Man from outer Spacey.
Feb 20, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(8)
Butterfly Effect, The (2004)
Exploding baby not necessary.
Feb 19, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Aladdin (1992)
Lamp champ vamps scamp.
Feb 19, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(7)
Chicago (2002)
Hungarian swings, everyone sings.
Feb 19, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers, The (2002)
Rain on Saruman's parade.
Feb 19, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Pirates Of The Caribbean: The Curse Of The Black Pearl (2003)
Depp = fun rum chum.
Feb 19, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Sinbad: Legend Of The Seven Seas (2003)
Wet chicks sink ships.
Feb 19, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Star Wars: Episode II - Attack Of The Clones (2002)
Anakin cries, sandpeople die.
Feb 19, 2004
Scored 4/5
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