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Reviews by 'Joe Blevins'
Current status of
Movie oracle
with a total of
1420
reviews published to date.
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JFK (1991)
Kennedy conspiracy: Dallas aforethought?
Jun 19, 2015
Unscored
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Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2 (2004)
'Baby' comeback.
Jun 16, 2015
Unscored
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Titanic (1997)
Ship out of luck.
Jun 16, 2015
Scored 2/5
Vote
Oliver! (1968)
Gruel, story of youth.
Jun 5, 2015
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Sideways (2004)
Wines and lovers.
May 2, 2015
Scored 5/5
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So I Married An Axe Murderer (1993)
Wife hacks.
Apr 26, 2015
Unscored
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Whiplash (2014)
A bloody good drummer.
Apr 24, 2015
Unscored
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(3)
Whiplash (2014)
Drummer learns two songs.
Apr 24, 2015
Unscored
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(1)
Love And Betrayal: The Mia Farrow Story (1995)
Curse of the Farrows.
Jul 14, 2014
Unscored
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(1)
Se7en (1995)
Gwyneth, head consciously uncoupled.
Jun 20, 2014
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Cloudy With A Chance Of Meatballs (2009)
Carbs Against Humanity.
Mar 27, 2014
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Butler, The (2013)
All the Presidents' Man.
Sep 6, 2013
Unscored
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(5)
Glen Or Glenda (1953)
Cocktopussy.
Jul 23, 2013
Scored 5/5
Vote
Curse Of Chucky (2013)
Gore. VI. Doll.
Jul 12, 2013
Unscored
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Honeymoon Killers, The (1970)
Spouse of 1000 corpses.
Jul 6, 2013
Scored 6/5
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(4)
Lodger: A Story Of The London Fog, The (1927)
Bad new tenant.
Jun 17, 2013
Unscored
Vote
Internship, The (2013)
Feature-length Google doodle.
Jun 17, 2013
Unscored
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(2)
The Electric Grandmother (1982)
Instagram.
Jan 18, 2013
Unscored
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Dark Star (1974)
$20.01: A Space Odyssey.
Jan 5, 2013
Scored 5/5
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The Rise And Fall Of The Most Famous Background Actor Ever (2012)
An extra tragic story.
Nov 17, 2012
Unscored
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(2)
Liar's Autobiography - The Untrue Story Of Monty Python's Graham Chapman, A (2012)
Comedy by the Graham
Nov 17, 2012
Unscored
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(2)
Breasts (1996)
Knockers Up
Nov 16, 2012
Unscored
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Breasts (1996)
Tits: A Wonderful Life
Nov 16, 2012
Unscored
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Dark Knight Rises, The (2012)
Gotham City: Bane's capital?
Nov 15, 2012
Unscored
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Pretty Woman (1990)
Event: Ho Risin'.
Jun 13, 2012
Scored 3/5
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Man With The Smallest Penis In Existence And The Electron Microscope Technician Who Loved Him, The (2003)
A shrimp cock tale.
Nov 6, 2011
Unscored
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(2)
Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows: Part 2 (2011)
Rowling to a stop.
Jul 22, 2011
Unscored
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(6)
Tree Of Life, The (2011)
Penn examines his roots.
Jul 18, 2011
Unscored
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(2)
Who Killed The Electric Car? (2006)
Mad at Gas Cars.
Jun 5, 2011
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(1)
Van Wilder (2002)
Ryan Reynolds: Stallin' grad.
May 11, 2011
Unscored
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Problem Child (1990)
Brat worst.
Apr 17, 2011
Unscored
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(2)
I Was A Jewish Sex Worker (1996)
KY: Kosher Yemenite.
Apr 11, 2011
Unscored
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I Was A Jewish Sex Worker (1996)
To Circumcised, With Love.
Apr 11, 2011
Unscored
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(1)
I Was A Jewish Sex Worker (1996)
Sexodus.
Mar 24, 2011
Unscored
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I Was A Jewish Sex Worker (1996)
She sins. I'm agog.
Mar 24, 2011
Unscored
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Eskimo Gang Bang (1994)
Did they use igloo-bricant?
Feb 21, 2011
Unscored
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Reefer Madness: The Movie Musical (2005)
Cannabis! The Musical!
Feb 11, 2011
Unscored
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Eskimo Gang Bang (1994)
Cold openings.
Feb 11, 2011
Unscored
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Three Stooges, The (2000)
Lachrymose... and Curly.
Jan 30, 2011
Unscored
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True Grit (2010)
Coens' 'Grit': Truer, grittier.
Jan 27, 2011
Unscored
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Project X (1987)
Fission, chimps.
Jan 27, 2011
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Cool Runnings (1993)
Icy dreads, people.
Jan 17, 2011
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127 Hours (2010)
Franco needs a hand.
Jan 1, 2011
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(1)
127 Hours (2010)
Farewell to an arm.
Dec 31, 2010
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(10)
Blood For Dracula (1974)
Udo Kier: Vampire, weakened.
Dec 22, 2010
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It's Pat (1994)
The Androgynous Strain.
Dec 15, 2010
Unscored
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(1)
Megamind (2010)
Supervillain finds victory overrated.
Dec 2, 2010
Unscored
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(1)
Unstoppable (2010)
Despite title, train stopped.
Nov 28, 2010
Unscored
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(3)
Daughters Of Darkness (1971)
The Bloodsucker Doxies.
Oct 27, 2010
Unscored
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(1)
Rise And Fall Of Idi Amin (1981)
Cooler heads DON'T prevail.
Oct 24, 2010
Scored 6/5
Vote
(1)
Urine (1999)
Pee? Yes.
Oct 24, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Harold The Amazing Contortionist Pig (2005)
Ham be dexterous.
Oct 24, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Harold The Amazing Contortionist Pig (2005)
Twisted pig-ster.
Oct 24, 2010
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1 Night In Paris (2004)
Up in the heiress.
Oct 24, 2010
Unscored
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(1)
And Now For Something Completely Different (1971)
'Something' Mostly the Same.
Sep 20, 2010
Scored 4/5
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Three Little Pigs (1933)
Disney pig stars.
Aug 23, 2010
Unscored
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(2)
Piranha (1978)
Gonna need smaller boat.
Aug 22, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (1999)
Star Wars: The Pipsqueakuel.
Aug 16, 2010
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Inception (2010)
Nolan's 'Matrix.' Leo: Neo?
Aug 7, 2010
Unscored
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Inception (2010)
Nolan exits on top.
Aug 5, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Inception (2010)
Operation: Mindcrime.
Aug 3, 2010
Unscored
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Mystery Men (1999)
Azaria gives flying fork.
Jul 31, 2010
Unscored
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10 (1979)
Bo-lero.
Jul 11, 2010
Unscored
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(1)
10 (1979)
Bo and Eros.
Jul 11, 2010
Unscored
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(4)
Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps (2010)
Back to the Futures.
May 18, 2010
Unscored
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(3)
Christmas Story, A (1983)
Bunny suit: Ralph's nadir.
Apr 14, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band (1978)
Stigwood's assault on 'Pepper'.
Apr 6, 2010
Scored 4/5
Vote
Yellow Submarine (1968)
Blue Meanies assault Pepperland.
Apr 5, 2010
Scored 5/5
Vote
E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial (1982)
Alien steals house plant.
Apr 1, 2010
Scored 4/5
Vote
Robin Hood: Prince Of Thieves (1991)
Costner: Man of Steal.
Mar 21, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Deadly Weapons (1974)
Assailed by Two Titties.
Mar 7, 2010
Unscored
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(1)
Avatar (2009)
Ponytails: Na'vi USB ports?
Mar 3, 2010
Unscored
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(1)
Deadly Weapons (1974)
Chesty Morgan's significant udders.
Feb 28, 2010
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Amelia (2009)
Ascent of a woman.
Feb 27, 2010
Unscored
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(2)
Little Shop Of Horrors (1986)
Plant's costars: Greene, Gardenia.
Jan 19, 2010
Scored 6/5
Vote
(2)
Nightmare On Elm Street, A (1984)
Englund? Dreaming? No future.
Jan 16, 2010
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Ghost And The Darkness, The (1996)
The unkindest cats.
Jan 4, 2010
Unscored
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(1)
Shaggy Dog, The (2006)
Allen: A Sirius man.
Jan 1, 2010
Unscored
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Rage: Carrie 2, The (1999)
'Carrie' sequel: second period?
Dec 14, 2009
Unscored
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Stripper Academy (2004)
Students graded on curves.
Dec 14, 2009
Unscored
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(1)
Videodrome (1983)
VCR: Vaginal Chest Receptor?
Oct 19, 2009
Unscored
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(2)
Videodrome (1983)
VCR made of Woods.
Oct 19, 2009
Unscored
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(2)
Where The Wild Things Are (2009)
Child visits furry convention.
Oct 19, 2009
Scored 6/5
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(4)
Where The Wild Things Are (2009)
'Island of Depressed Mascots.'
Oct 19, 2009
Scored 6/5
Vote
(3)
Marjoe (1972)
Boy and His God.
Sep 28, 2009
Unscored
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(1)
Inglourious Basterds (2009)
Basterds win a war.
Sep 9, 2009
Scored 6/5
Vote
(1)
Revenge Of The Nerds (1984)
Diverse dweebs: Rainbow Nerds?
Aug 28, 2009
Scored 4/5
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Inglourious Basterds (2009)
Nazis reduced to Pulp.
Aug 23, 2009
Scored 6/5
Vote
(8)
Beyond The Valley Of The Dolls (1970)
Jug band.
Aug 11, 2009
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Star Wars: Episode II - Attack Of The Clones (2002)
Not this Sith again!
Aug 4, 2009
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Wizard Of Oz On Ice, The (1996)
'Wizard' remake: pretty slick.
Jul 27, 2009
Unscored
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(4)
Crawling Eye, The (1958)
Victims' lament: 'Eye! Caramba!'.
Jun 29, 2009
Scored 2/5
Vote
Godzilla (1998)
NYC suffers reptile dysfunction.
Jun 10, 2009
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Girlfriend Experience, The (2009)
Businessmen rent Grey's anatomy.
Jun 1, 2009
Unscored
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(7)
Girlfriend Experience, The (2009)
Prostitution: a Grey area.
Jun 1, 2009
Unscored
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(4)
Escape To Witch Mountain (1975)
Disney's bear/witch project.
May 26, 2009
Unscored
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Man Who Fell To Earth, The (1976)
Roeg's Alien Vs. Creditors.
May 24, 2009
Unscored
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Rocky Horror Picture Show, The (1975)
O'Brien's Monster, Verses, Aliens.
May 24, 2009
Scored 5/5
Vote
Stripper Wives (1999)
Spouse of ill repute.
May 14, 2009
Unscored
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Stripper Wives (1999)
Ring-ed barers.
May 14, 2009
Unscored
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