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Reviews by 'Nick'
Current status of
Movie guru
with a total of
110
reviews published to date.
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Misery (1990)
Author axed by fan.
Feb 19, 2008
Unscored
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It (1990)
Scary balloon-wielding clown.
Feb 19, 2008
Unscored
Vote
Christine (1983)
Crazy car causes carnage.
Feb 19, 2008
Unscored
Vote
Wedding Singer, The (1998)
Sad Sandler sings songs.
Dec 11, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Heart Of Glass (1976)
Ruby secret destroys village.
Dec 11, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Gleaming The Cube (1989)
Slater out-skates Vietnamese criminals.
Oct 10, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
I'm Not Scared (2003)
Hole-y boy is saved.
Jul 27, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Terror Firmer (1999)
Sadistic killer pickles penises.
Oct 13, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Julien Donkey-Boy (1999)
Wrestling obsessions and incest
Oct 13, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Wild Strawberries (1957)
Pensioner on flashback journey.
Oct 13, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
Romeo Must Die (2000)
Shakespearean kung-fu mess.
Oct 2, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
Billy Madison (1995)
Adam Sandler promotes incontinence.
Sep 25, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Braindead (1992)
Zombie granny eats dog.
Sep 25, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest (1975)
Mute Indian can speak.
Sep 25, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (1977)
Luke unknowingly considers incest.
Sep 25, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
Billy Elliot (2000)
Cynical father accepts ballet.
Sep 25, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
Carrie (1976)
Mother disgusted at breasts.
Sep 25, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Rocky (1976)
Rocky climbs stairs, jumps.
Sep 25, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Star Wars: Episode II - Attack Of The Clones (2002)
Jar-Jar gets promoted. What?
Sep 25, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
Kafka (1991)
Author exposes cruel experiments.
Sep 24, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Mr. Deeds (2002)
Buscemi eats strange pizzas.
Sep 24, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore (1974)
Pre-hooker Foster impresses.
Sep 24, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
Am�lie (2001)
Cute girl becomes vigilante.
Sep 24, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas (1998)
Drug-fuelled sensory assault.
Sep 24, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Nightmare On Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors, A (1987)
Freddy Krueger tries puppetry.
Sep 24, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Blade (1998)
Bloody good vampire rave.
Sep 24, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Leaving Las Vegas (1995)
Prostitute tries saving drunk.
Sep 24, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Twelve Monkeys (1995)
Frightening future, monkeys everywhere.
Sep 24, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
Ginger Snaps (2000)
Sexy werewolf gets busy.
Sep 24, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
War Games (1983)
Video game paralyzes America.
Sep 24, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Bringing Out The Dead (1999)
Ambulance driver dates junkie.
Sep 24, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Dude, Where's My Car? (2000)
Aliens lose continium transfunctioner.
Sep 24, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
Go (1999)
Drug-induced cat fear.
Sep 24, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Silence Of The Lambs, The (1991)
Hopkins gives wine advice.
Sep 23, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Toy Story 2 (1999)
Barbie lends helping hand.
Sep 23, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Rosemary's Baby (1968)
Cassavetes supports Satanic impregnation.
Sep 23, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Buffalo Soldiers (2001)
Drug dealing soldiers die.
Sep 23, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Tigger Movie, The (2000)
Tigger-induced identity crisis.
Sep 23, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Monsters, Inc. (2001)
Funky monsters lose door.
Sep 23, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
Army Of Darkness (1992)
Boom-stick saves Ash.
Sep 23, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Karate Kid, Part II, The (1986)
Daniel-San kicks ass abroad.
Sep 23, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
Ed (1996)
Joey monkeys around.
Sep 23, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
(2)
Clockwork Orange, A (1971)
Milk, the rapist's drink.
Sep 23, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Even Dwarfs Started Small (1970)
Dwarves revolt, crucifies monkey.
Sep 23, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
Cape Fear (1991)
DeNiro no Side-show Bob.
Sep 11, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Superman II (1980)
Flying man flies again.
Sep 11, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
Casino (1995)
Slots of violence.
Sep 11, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(5)
Eraserhead (1977)
Lynch's weird, beautiful debut.
Sep 11, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Starship Troopers (1997)
Dutch pervert's fascist propaganda.
Sep 11, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Matrix, The (1999)
Keanu Reeves: Unplugged.
Aug 26, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(5)
Freddy vs. Jason (2003)
Jason hates Destiny's Child.
Aug 26, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(8)
Dune (1984)
Agent Cooper in space.
Aug 25, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Friday The 13th Part III (1982)
Jason finds THE mask.
Aug 25, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Resident Evil (2002)
Milla fights zombie dogs.
Aug 25, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
Mulholland Drive (2001)
Surreal criticism of Hollywood.
Aug 24, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Chuck & Buck (2000)
Immature stalker writes play.
Aug 24, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
Friday The 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan (1989)
Jason goes on holiday.
Aug 24, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Bully (2001)
Over-sexed kids kill friend.
Aug 18, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Jason Goes To Hell: The Final Friday (1993)
People inherit Jason's soul.
Aug 18, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me (1992)
Fat Jacques tortures prostitutes.
Aug 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Persona (1966)
Silent actress infuriates nurse.
Aug 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Alive (1993)
Frozen friends for dinner.
Aug 9, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
Friday The 13th Part VII: The New Blood (1988)
Telekinetic girl frees Jason.
Aug 9, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
Hulk (2003)
Green meanie means well.
Aug 9, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
28 Days Later (2002)
London deserted, tries Manchester.
Aug 9, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
American History X (1998)
Rape changes Nazi's views.
Aug 9, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
Deer Hunter, The (1978)
Soldiers fight gambling problem.
Aug 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
Fifth Element, The (1997)
Diva's death endangers Earth.
Aug 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
Jackie Brown (1997)
DeNiro wastes wasted Fonda.
Aug 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Happiness (1998)
Semen makes good glue.
Aug 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Straight Story, The (1999)
Pensioner on lawng journey.
Aug 8, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
Elephant Man, The (1980)
Ugly man makes friends.
Aug 8, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Toxic Avenger, The (1985)
Radioactive geek cleans up.
Aug 8, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
Big Lebowski, The (1998)
Rugged man loses rug.
Aug 8, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Total Recall (1990)
Hi-tech booger looks painful.
Aug 8, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Wild At Heart (1990)
Cage needs anger management.
Aug 8, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
Blue Velvet (1986)
Rossellini sings about textiles.
Aug 8, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(6)
Friday The 13th Part 2 (1981)
Mother's head, good ornament.
Aug 6, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Friday The 13th Part VI: Jason Lives (1986)
Jason Finally finishes Jarvis.
Aug 6, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
Jason X (2001)
Futuristic Jason kicks ass.
Aug 6, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
Friday The 13th: A New Beginning (1985)
No Jason, just copycat.
Aug 6, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Friday The 13th: The Final Chapter (1984)
Corey Feldman survives Jason.
Aug 6, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
Omen, The (1976)
Damien, scared of churches.
Aug 6, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
Pulp Fiction (1994)
Guns, gore, gimp, great.
Aug 6, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Reservoir Dogs (1992)
Colourful criminals cursing constantly.
Aug 6, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Trees Lounge (1996)
Buscemi drinks, drives van.
Aug 6, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Bowling For Columbine (2002)
Exposes trigger happy Americans.
Aug 6, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Lost Highway (1997)
Ugly dwarf phones himself.
Aug 6, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(4)
Dancer In The Dark (2000)
Blind aspiring actress dies.
Aug 6, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Sex, Lies, And Videotape (1989)
Woman masturbates, Spader listens.
Aug 6, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
Taxi Driver (1976)
Pimp killing restores self-confidence.
Aug 6, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Boogie Nights (1997)
Big dick equals success.
Aug 6, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Erin Brockovich (2000)
Woman finds dirty water.
Aug 6, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
Friday The 13th (1980)
Angry mother kills teenagers.
Aug 6, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
High Fidelity (2000)
Men argue about music.
Aug 6, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
Texas Chain Saw Massacre, The (1974)
Petrol shortage causes death.
Aug 6, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Zoolander (2001)
Models save Malaysian President.
Aug 6, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
Pretentious space head-fuck.
Aug 5, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
(1)
Pretty Woman (1990)
Blatantly promoting prostitute lifestyle.
Aug 5, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
Daredevil (2003)
Blind superhero canes evil.
Aug 5, 2003
Unscored
Vote
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