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Reviews by 'full metal'
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with a total of
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Thing, The (1982)
Mutating monster, anarchaic artic.
May 28, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Terminator, The (1984)
Tin can chases Connor.
May 25, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)
Patrick pounds poor Arnie.
May 21, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Road To Perdition (2002)
Homley Hanks eludes Law.
May 21, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Replacement Killers, The (1998)
Chow chews Mira's fat.
May 21, 2003
Scored 5/5
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The Package (1989)
Hackman, Jones hunt prisoner.
May 21, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Manchurian Candidate, The (1962)
Sinatra sings deadly songs.
May 21, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Leon (1994)
Reno really likes milk.
May 21, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Grosse Pointe Blank (1997)
Homecoming king kicks ass.
May 21, 2003
Scored 4/5
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The Jackal (1997)
Bruce fucks Fox remake.
May 21, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Day Of The Jackal, The (1973)
Fox in jackal's clothing.
May 21, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Bourne Identity, The (2002)
Maniac Matt maneuvers mini.
May 21, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Assassin, The (1993)
Fonda fucks French Nikita.
May 21, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Air Force One (1997)
Hardy Harrison, gloomy Gary.
May 21, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers, The (2002)
Hobbits hammer helms-deep.
May 18, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Tigerland (2000)
Ballsy Bozz beats bootcamp.
May 18, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Reservoir Dogs (1992)
Colours club kills cops.
May 4, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Jackie Brown (1997)
Trolly dolly deals dope.
May 4, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Fight Club (1999)
IKEA freak uses imagination.
May 4, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Chopper (2000)
Aussie nut kills frequently.
May 1, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
American Beauty (1999)
Sexy Suvari swarthing Spacey.
Apr 21, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Pulp Fiction (1994)
The wolf cleans cars.
Apr 20, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Blazing Saddles (1974)
Campfire bean backfire brilliance.
Apr 20, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Saving Private Ryan (1998)
Soldiers save last sibling.
Apr 20, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring, The (2001)
Mini men make movie.
Apr 20, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Ring, The (2002)
Well full, blockbuster empty.
Apr 20, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Recruit, The (2003)
Colin cleans CIA.
Apr 20, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Titanic (1997)
Large icecube sinks Leo.
Apr 20, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Meet The Parents (2000)
Flawed Focker fails frequently.
Apr 15, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Indecent Proposal (1993)
Randy Redford, reluctant Moore.
Apr 15, 2003
Scored 2/5
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