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Reviews by 'MguyX'
Current status of
Movie deity (Bronze)
with a total of
5065
reviews published to date.
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Mufasa: The Lion King (2024)
Mufasa Rex.
May 8, 2024
Unscored
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Mufasa: The Lion King (2024)
Once and future king.
May 8, 2024
Unscored
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Mufasa: The Lion King (2024)
Before Mufasa was Scarred.
May 7, 2024
Unscored
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Adore (2013)
A couple of motherfuckers,
May 7, 2024
Unscored
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(1)
Reagan (2024)
Best Actor as President.
Apr 10, 2024
Unscored
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(2)
Bob Marley: One Love (2024)
Bob in for love.
Mar 4, 2024
Unscored
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Bob Marley: One Love (2024)
Rasta rooster.
Mar 4, 2024
Unscored
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The Marvels (2023)
Marvelettes not so Marvelous.
Mar 4, 2024
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Oppenheimer (2023)
Oppy goes fission.
Jan 1, 2024
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PAW Patrol: The Mighty Movie (2023)
Crystals empower pups.
Nov 29, 2023
Unscored
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Paw Patrol: The Movie (2021)
Pups save the day.
Nov 28, 2023
Unscored
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Paw Patrol: The Movie (2021)
Humdinger chases clouds away.
Nov 28, 2023
Unscored
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Gay Shoe Clerk, The (1903)
Happy sole seller.
Oct 4, 2023
Scored 4/5
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No One Will Save You (2023)
Brynn kills herself, lives.
Oct 4, 2023
Scored 4/5
Vote
Elemental (2023)
Fire and Water mix.
Aug 21, 2023
Unscored
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(1)
The Dancing Pig (1907)
Prescient porcinema.
Aug 18, 2023
Unscored
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret Of The Ooze (1991)
Turtle deuce.
Aug 6, 2023
Scored 2/5
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(2)
The Super Mario Bros. Movie (2023)
Mario, Luigi play, win.
Aug 6, 2023
Scored 3/5
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Flash, The (2023)
Flash kills mom, self.
Aug 6, 2023
Unscored
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(1)
Barbie (2023)
Margot: a living doll.
Aug 6, 2023
Unscored
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(1)
Captain EO (1986)
Jackson's a space cadet.
Jun 26, 2023
Unscored
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(2)
Black Shampoo (1976)
Sexy Jonathan's hairy adventure.
May 21, 2023
Unscored
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(1)
Alice's Circus Daze (1927)
Alice falls for Julius.
May 3, 2023
Unscored
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Silent Bloodnight (2006)
Bad Night teen rapists.
May 3, 2023
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Butcher, Baker, Nightmare Maker (1981)
Aunt Cheryl's a keeper.
May 3, 2023
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Beware The Gonzo (2010)
Teens get hard pressed.
May 3, 2023
Unscored
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Don't Worry, He Won't Get Far On Foot (2018)
Hill heals humbled heel.
Apr 28, 2023
Scored 5/5
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Don't Worry, He Won't Get Far On Foot (2018)
Phoenix fine-toons cartoonist.
Apr 28, 2023
Scored 5/5
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Cocaine Bear (2023)
Cocaine is beary bad.
Mar 20, 2023
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Cocaine Bear (2023)
Bear takes powder.
Mar 20, 2023
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Cocaine Bear (2023)
Snow White meets bear.
Mar 12, 2023
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Creed III (2023)
More Creed; less Rocky.
Mar 10, 2023
Unscored
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(2)
Magic Mike's Last Dance (2023)
Micky fin.
Feb 27, 2023
Unscored
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(2)
Lolly-Madonna XXX (1973)
Still-feud stilled.
Feb 10, 2023
Unscored
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(1)
Facing The Laughter: Minnie Pearl (2023)
Pearl in the rough.
Jan 15, 2023
Unscored
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Rudolph, the Red-Nosed Reindeer (1964)
Red nose, lotta snow.
Jan 6, 2023
Scored 5/5
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Strong Enough (2022)
Crossed, fit.
Jan 5, 2023
Unscored
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Whitney Houston: I Wanna Dance With Somebody (2022)
Houston doesn't dance well.
Jan 5, 2023
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Whitney Houston: I Wanna Dance With Somebody (2022)
Houston had a problem.
Jan 5, 2023
Unscored
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Emancipation (2022)
Free Will.
Dec 11, 2022
Unscored
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(1)
Emancipation (2022)
Slave of amazing Will.
Dec 11, 2022
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Gidget Goes Hawaiian (1961)
Gidget pupu.
Dec 10, 2022
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Washing Day In Switzerland (1896)
A clean Swiss film.
Dec 8, 2022
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(1)
Black Adam (2022)
First superhero kills.
Dec 6, 2022
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(1)
Joker (2019)
Fleck kills the King.
Dec 3, 2022
Scored 5/5
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Weird: The Al Yankovic Story (2022)
Weird as Al.
Nov 30, 2022
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
The Fastest Woman On Earth (2022)
Fast woman crashes, burns.
Nov 4, 2022
Unscored
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(1)
The Intrusion (1975)
Gaunt rapist.
Nov 1, 2022
Unscored
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Halloween Ends (2022)
Curtis abandons brother, again.
Oct 27, 2022
Unscored
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Lyle, Lyle, Crocodile (2022)
Crocodile enjoys big apple.
Oct 27, 2022
Unscored
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(1)
Murder In Times Square (1943)
Actor's life repeatedly poisoned.
Oct 27, 2022
Unscored
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The Mean One (2022)
Grinch is anti-Santa.
Oct 11, 2022
Unscored
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(1)
Moonage Daydream (2022)
Rock's chameleon rocks.
Oct 8, 2022
Unscored
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Bros (2022)
Romantic bro-men holiday.
Oct 8, 2022
Unscored
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(1)
Samaritan (2022)
Samaritan is not good.
Sep 7, 2022
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Minions: The Rise Of Gru (2022)
Gru-ing up.
Sep 7, 2022
Unscored
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(1)
Sex Circus (1969)
Jurggling balls.
Sep 4, 2022
Unscored
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X (2022)
X shooters get shot.
Aug 31, 2022
Unscored
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Black Phone, The (2021)
Prey kills predator Hawke.
Aug 31, 2022
Scored 4/5
Vote
Black Phone, The (2021)
A spirited escape room.
Aug 31, 2022
Scored 4/5
Vote
Lightyear (2022)
Buzz gets too hyper.
Aug 22, 2022
Unscored
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Lightyear (2022)
Buzz kills himself.
Aug 18, 2022
Unscored
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DC League Of Super-Pets (2022)
Petty film from DC.
Aug 13, 2022
Unscored
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(1)
Robert Kennedy Remembered (1968)
Bobby who.
Aug 13, 2022
Unscored
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Richard Pryor Live On The Sunset Strip (1982)
Pryor Stripped bare.
Jul 16, 2022
Unscored
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Karen (2021)
Unwelcoming committee of one.
Jun 21, 2022
Unscored
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(1)
Ripped (2017)
Peters, Love weed.
Jun 21, 2022
Unscored
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Batman, The (2022)
Bat shit.
Jun 20, 2022
Scored 3/5
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Real Story Of Humpty Dumpty, The (1990)
Crackhead's true tale.
Jun 10, 2022
Scored 3/5
Vote
Attack Of The Killer Donuts (2016)
Maple (behind) bars.
May 24, 2022
Unscored
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Trapped Ashes (2006)
Second tale: Frankentitties.
Mar 11, 2022
Unscored
Vote
Being The Ricardos (2021)
Redhead outing.
Jan 4, 2022
Scored 5/5
Vote
Matrix Resurrections, The (2021)
Matrix trinity augmented.
Jan 2, 2022
Unscored
Vote
Closed For Storm (2020)
Six Flags; no LA.
Dec 28, 2021
Unscored
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Chastity (1969)
Wild, Cher-ry.
Dec 2, 2021
Unscored
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(2)
The Great Los Angeles Earthquake (1990)
L.A. rocks.
Nov 17, 2021
Unscored
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Dr. Kildare's Strange Case (1940)
Kildare gets brainy.
Nov 16, 2021
Unscored
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Earthquake In Chile (1975)
Latin American folk rock.
Nov 10, 2021
Unscored
Vote
Leaving Las Vegas (1995)
Shue, fly.
Nov 10, 2021
Scored 4/5
Vote
Dune (2021)
Sci-Fi dessert.
Nov 2, 2021
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Helvetica (2007)
Arial in-depth examination.
Oct 30, 2021
Unscored
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Relic (2020)
Dementia is scary.
Oct 29, 2021
Unscored
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Killer Sofa (2019)
Sit and Sleep, forever.
Oct 24, 2021
Unscored
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(1)
Cathedral Pines (2006)
Morehouse, Fairchild: serious ghostbusters.
Oct 24, 2021
Unscored
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(1)
Expiry Date (2005)
Deadt.
Oct 15, 2021
Unscored
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(2)
Expiry Date (2005)
Bad debt.
Oct 15, 2021
Unscored
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(1)
Who? (1974)
'Mask' East German style.
Oct 15, 2021
Unscored
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(1)
Free Guy (2021)
Game Guy games game.
Oct 9, 2021
Unscored
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(1)
Judas And The Black Messiah (2021)
Plants poison Panthers.
Oct 7, 2021
Unscored
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(1)
Home Canning (1948)
A can-do movie.
Oct 7, 2021
Unscored
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(2)
Space Jam: A New Legacy (2021)
Space Jam...es
Sep 27, 2021
Unscored
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(2)
Wait For Your Laugh (2017)
Century of petaling Rose.
Sep 19, 2021
Unscored
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Wait For Your Laugh (2017)
Rosemarientary.
Sep 19, 2021
Unscored
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The Bee Gees: How Can You Mend A Broken Heart (2020)
Australians Gibb their all.
Sep 8, 2021
Unscored
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(1)
Spider-Man: No Way Home (2021)
Backward Spider-man tale; Ockward.
Aug 27, 2021
Unscored
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(2)
Pel� (2021)
Brazil's best baller.
Jul 23, 2021
Unscored
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(2)
Boss Baby, The (2017)
Babies thwart Puppy takeover.
Jul 17, 2021
Unscored
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(1)
Spiral (2021)
Rock's Saw spinoff spirals.
Jul 17, 2021
Unscored
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(1)
The Boss Baby 2 (2021)
Babies foil infantile Goldblum.
Jul 16, 2021
Unscored
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(1)
Quiet Place Part II, A (2020)
Quieter is louder.
Jul 16, 2021
Unscored
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