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Master And Commander: The Far Side Of The World (2003)
Disaster and demanding.
Nov 22, 2003
Scored 0/5
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(2)
Graduate, The (1967)
Hoffman bones mother, daughter.
Apr 29, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
The Package (1989)
Hackman AND Jones! SOS!
Mar 23, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(6)
Starman (1984)
Widow's husband returns- suspect.
Mar 23, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Pianist, The (2002)
Instrumental virtuosity saves Jew.
Mar 23, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(7)
What Dreams May Come (1998)
Herzog's r�le, luckily minor.
Mar 22, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Pioneer Woman (1973)
Pioneered Helen Hunt's career.
Mar 5, 2003
Scored 1/5
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Quarterback Princess (1983)
Girl power, football-style.
Mar 5, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(3)
American Strays (1996)
Diner offers deathly experience.
Mar 5, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Where Truth Lies (1996)
Doctor turns to drink.
Mar 5, 2003
Scored 1/5
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Where Truth Lies (1996)
Drunkard enters experimental rehabilitation.
Mar 5, 2003
Scored 1/5
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Where Truth Lies (1996)
McDowell, rehab, no Kubrick.
Mar 5, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Earth Minus Zero (1996)
Humans captured, caged. Crap.
Mar 5, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Earth Minus Zero (1996)
Alien zoo solicits human.
Mar 5, 2003
Scored 1/5
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Evasive Action (1998)
5 criminals on train.
Mar 5, 2003
Scored 1/5
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Same Time, Next Year (1978)
Unfortunate cynical seventies piece.
Mar 4, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Clara's Heart (1988)
Poor housekeeper meets family.
Mar 4, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Soul Man (1986)
Pseudo-racialist, pseudo-comical uneducational garbage.
Mar 4, 2003
Scored 1/5
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Lykkefanten (1997)
Welfare, alcohol, love... magic.
Mar 4, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Southern Comfort (1981)
Xenophobic southerners steal canoes.
Mar 4, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Adaptation. (2002)
Jonze's work is Caged.
Mar 3, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Old School (2003)
Ageing bastards 'relive' college.
Mar 3, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(2)
Old School (2003)
College 'fun' minus education.
Mar 3, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Cradle 2 The Grave (2003)
Audience 2 the exit.
Mar 3, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(22)
Mighty Ducks, The (1992)
'Cool runnings', with kids.
Mar 3, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Trapeze (1956)
Burt's unproven acrobatic claim.
Mar 3, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(3)
October Sky (1999)
Boy defies father, succeeds.
Mar 3, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Vikings, The (1958)
Inaccurate Aryan romanticised epic.
Mar 3, 2003
Scored 2/5
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In Cold Blood (1967)
Dangerous duo kill farmer.
Mar 2, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Electra Glide In Blue (1973)
Hermit's murder; career furthered.
Mar 2, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Klute (1971)
NY swinger, provides lead.
Feb 25, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Under Siege (1992)
Terrorist foiled by dish-washer.
Feb 25, 2003
Scored 1/5
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Woyzeck (1979)
B�chner tale adapted originally.
Feb 20, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Stroszek (1977)
Idiot, prostitute, elderly- emmigrate.
Feb 20, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Matewan (1987)
Union undermines usurped unfairness.
Feb 20, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Philadelphia (1993)
Aids, homophobia, friendship, injustice.
Feb 20, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
First Monday In October (1981)
Supreme fuckwits in court.
Feb 20, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Cry-Baby (1990)
Ringleader attracts girl, musically (!).
Feb 20, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Twilight (1912)
Grandchildren trigger flashback sequences.
Feb 20, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Twilight (1998)
Dying actor burdens mates.
Feb 20, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Manny & Lo (1996)
Pregnant teen, motives mean.
Feb 20, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Ninth Gate, The (1999)
Bad books beckon Beelzebub.
Feb 20, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(3)
Year Of The Dragon (1985)
Violent fucker leads Mafia.
Feb 20, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Master Of Disguise, The (2002)
Clever guises turn irreversible.
Feb 20, 2003
Scored 1/5
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Serial Mom (1994)
Paranoid mum, cares, kills.
Feb 20, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
African Queen, The (1951)
Allnut attacks German imperialists.
Feb 20, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Out Of Africa (1985)
Plantation 'fun' is had.
Feb 20, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Woman Of The Year (1942)
Woman perhaps. Not film.
Feb 19, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(1)
You Try Somebody Else (1932)
Burglar raids Boop's icebox.
Feb 19, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Dirty Deeds (2002)
Australian gangsters get dirty.
Feb 19, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Cell, The (2000)
Lopez in cell? - appetising!
Feb 19, 2003
Scored 1/5
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24 Hour Party People (2002)
Genius. Poet. Twat!
Feb 19, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Midnight Express (1978)
Barbaric prison: Barbaric film.
Feb 19, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Midnight Dance (1996)
Charcoal version of 'Fantasia'.
Feb 19, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Midnight Bell, A (1921)
Redundant salesman enjoys success.
Feb 19, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Midnight At Madame Tussauds (1936)
Clive sleeps amongst horrors.
Feb 19, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Midnight Crossing (1988)
Communist Cuba contains cash.
Feb 19, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Midnight Cowboy (1969)
Rent-boys' struggle to survive.
Feb 19, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Rendezvous At Midnight (1935)
Police investigate commissioner's murder.
Feb 19, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Midnight (1934)
Questioning leads to death-sentence.
Feb 19, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Midnight (1939)
Showgirl permits gatecrashing guffaw.
Feb 19, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Midnight (1982)
Incestuous policeman prompts daughter.
Feb 19, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Midnight (1982)
Hitchhiker discovers matracidal satanists.
Feb 19, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Midnight (1989)
TV personality's friends die.
Feb 19, 2003
Scored 1/5
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Lagaan: Once Upon A Time In India (2001)
Colonial bastards are stumped.
Feb 19, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(3)
Apostle, The (1997)
Worshipper violates Good book.
Feb 18, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Marooned (1969)
Deep space makes claustrophobic.
Feb 18, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Erin Brockovich (2000)
Polluting bastards get comeuppance.
Feb 18, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Come Back, Charleston Blue (1972)
Ghost starts gang war.
Feb 18, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Come Back, Africa (1960)
Cinema verit�'s apartheid contribution.
Feb 18, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Eyes Wide Shut (1999)
Revelation triggers moral revolution.
Feb 18, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Cool Runnings (1993)
Overly sentimental rasta bollocks.
Feb 17, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(2)
Once Upon A Crime... (1992)
Candy commits cinematic crime.
Feb 17, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Devil's Rain, The (1975)
Pre-fat Travolta and satanists.
Feb 17, 2003
Scored 1/5
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Police Academy 3: Back In Training (1986)
Training can't redeem this!
Feb 17, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Police Academy 5: Assignment: Miami Beach (1988)
Bungling coppers visit seaside.
Feb 17, 2003
Scored 1/5
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Police Academy 4: Citizens On Patrol (1987)
Citizens abandon the cinema.
Feb 17, 2003
Scored 1/5
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Two Of A Kind (1983)
Fat Travolta does romance.
Feb 17, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Experts, The (1989)
Fat Travolta is kidnapped.
Feb 17, 2003
Scored 1/5
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Carrie (1976)
Pre-fat Travolta does horror.
Feb 17, 2003
Scored 1/5
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Deliver Us From Eva (2003)
Meddling bitch annoys everyone.
Feb 17, 2003
Scored 1/5
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High Heels And Low Lifes (2001)
Robbery, randy rubber romp.
Feb 17, 2003
Scored 2/5
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High (1967)
Drug addicts prostitute themselves.
Feb 17, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Leadville Gunslinger (1952)
Shit western about oil.
Feb 17, 2003
Scored 1/5
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Killer's Canyon (1964)
Gunfighter abandons evil ways.
Feb 17, 2003
Scored 2/5
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How High (2001)
Mono-joke film about potheads.
Feb 17, 2003
Scored 1/5
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Jungle Book 2, The (2003)
Collins plays vulture- apt.
Feb 17, 2003
Scored 1/5
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Jungle Book 2, The (2003)
Eisner's erasing Walt's world.
Feb 17, 2003
Scored 1/5
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High Fidelity (2000)
5 relationship fuck-ups recounted.
Feb 17, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Places In The Heart (1984)
Mortgage payment triggers adventure.
Feb 16, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Death Wish (1974)
Destroyed family. Destroyed morals.
Feb 16, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Eight Men Out (1988)
Bribed bastards blight baseball.
Feb 16, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Bringing Up Baby (1938)
Bone man, bird, leopard.
Feb 16, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Six Degrees Of Separation (1993)
Smarmy 'genius' fools toffs.
Feb 16, 2003
Scored 3/5
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True Grit (1969)
Unlikely trio, track killer.
Feb 16, 2003
Scored 3/5
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River Wild, The (1994)
Baddy Bacon, buggers boat.
Feb 16, 2003
Scored 2/5
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River Wild, The (1994)
Streep takes on baddies.
Feb 16, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Fiza (2000)
Fiza searches for brother.
Feb 14, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Sweet Girl Graduate, The (1899)
Ground-breaking photography, about student.
Feb 14, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Brown Sugar (2002)
Romance and hip-hop. Unoriginal.
Feb 14, 2003
Scored 1/5
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