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Ian Boughey (245)
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Multi-faceted facetious film fan
Reviews by 'Ian Boughey'
Current status of
Movie mogul
with a total of
245
reviews published to date.
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Hereafter (2010)
Slow, medium Damon bores.
Aug 6, 2011
Scored 1/5
Vote
(1)
Lincoln Lawyer, The (2011)
Legal eagle out-foxes frame-up.
Aug 4, 2011
Scored 4/5
Vote
Fair Game (2010)
Penn pens Plame's blame.
Aug 4, 2011
Scored 0/5
Vote
(1)
Fighter, The (2010)
Bale tripped Sugar Ray.
Aug 4, 2011
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Something Borrowed (2011)
Good win by Ginnifer.
Aug 4, 2011
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Friends With Benefits (2011)
Friends benefit - free sex.
Aug 4, 2011
Scored 3/5
Vote
Moon (2009)
Lackluster lunar clone story.
Feb 16, 2010
Unscored
Vote
My Life In Ruins (2009)
Greece, tourists ruin film.
Feb 1, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Taking Of Pelham 1 2 3, The (2009)
Travolta's terrorizing train taking.
Jan 31, 2010
Scored 2/5
Vote
The Ugly Truth (2009)
Beautiful Heigl, ugly script!
Jan 31, 2010
Scored 1/5
Vote
(2)
Surrogates (2009)
Bald Bruce beats bots.
Jan 29, 2010
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Along Came A Spider (2001)
Potter weaving a web.
Jan 28, 2010
Scored 2/5
Vote
Mysteries Of Pittsburgh, The (2008)
Mena shags Pittsburgh.
Jan 27, 2010
Scored 1/5
Vote
Informant!, The (2009)
Manic Matt wears rug.
Jan 26, 2010
Unscored
Vote
Serious Man, A (2009)
Coens bore us seriously.
Jan 26, 2010
Scored 1/5
Vote
(2)
Watchmen (2009)
Yellow smiley, blue willy.
Jan 26, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(2)
District 9 (2009)
South African prawn cocktail.
Jan 26, 2010
Unscored
Vote
Love Actually (2003)
Nighy's naked number 1.
Jan 11, 2010
Scored 5/5
Vote
Norma Jean & Marilyn (1996)
Judd's breasty Marilyn portayal.
Jan 10, 2010
Unscored
Vote
Bridget Jones's Diary (2001)
Bridget's blue soup disaster.
Jan 10, 2010
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Double Jeopardy (1999)
Judd revenges wrongful accusation.
Jan 10, 2010
Unscored
Vote
Wild Things 2 (2004)
Wild without Richards; dull!
Jan 10, 2010
Unscored
Vote
Someone Like You... (2001)
Jilted Judd's journalistic jibes.
Jan 10, 2010
Unscored
Vote
Kiss The Girls (1997)
Freeman shoots Judd's attacker.
Jan 10, 2010
Scored 3/5
Vote
Terminator Salvation (2009)
Moon's instant mammary augmentation.
Jan 10, 2010
Unscored
Vote
I, Robot (2004)
Cloned robots confuse cop.
Jan 9, 2010
Unscored
Vote
Mean Girls (2004)
Lohan learns from bitches.
Jan 8, 2010
Scored 2/5
Vote
Mean Girls (2004)
Seyfried's breasts forecast weather.
Jan 8, 2010
Scored 2/5
Vote
Purple Rain (1984)
'Time' waits for showman.
Jan 8, 2010
Unscored
Vote
Mean Girls (2004)
Seyfried's short skirt sizzles!
Jan 8, 2010
Scored 2/5
Vote
Big (1988)
Big Hanks' little pranks.
Jan 8, 2010
Scored 3/5
Vote
Godfather, The (1972)
Mumbling mafia boss, murders.
Jan 8, 2010
Unscored
Vote
Picture Perfect (1997)
Aniston's strip of Bacon.
Jan 8, 2010
Unscored
Vote
*batteries not included (1987)
Tandy's tenants; tinkering tinmen.
Jan 5, 2010
Unscored
Vote
Basic Instinct 2 (2006)
Somewhat sluttier Stone sequel.
Jan 5, 2010
Unscored
Vote
Julie & Julia (2009)
Slurring Streep stirs sauces.
Jan 4, 2010
Unscored
Vote
G.I. Joe: The Rise Of Cobra (2009)
Sienna's space-age skintight suit.
Jan 4, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(1)
It's Complicated (2009)
Streep weeps, Baldwin cheats.
Jan 4, 2010
Unscored
Vote
Avatar (2009)
Cameron's corny cobalt cartoon.
Jan 4, 2010
Unscored
Vote
Usual Suspects, The (1995)
Spacey limps to anonymity!
Dec 14, 2009
Scored 4/5
Vote
Star Trek (2009)
Uhura hurrah! Spock blocked!
Dec 13, 2009
Unscored
Vote
Spy Game (2001)
Brad's rooftop Russian roulette.
Dec 13, 2009
Unscored
Vote
Casino Royale (2006)
Bond stung by Vesper.
Mar 17, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Babel (2006)
Babble, babble, babble, Babel.
Mar 17, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Closer (2004)
Portman Closer to fame.
Nov 26, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Click (2006)
Sandler watches Beckinsale remotely.
Oct 23, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Matrix, The (1999)
Neo needs new phone.
Oct 12, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Legend Of Bagger Vance, The (2000)
Golf, ghosts, and girls.
Oct 12, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Honest Courtesan, The (1998)
McCormack's breasts in Venice.
Oct 11, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Perfect Murder, A (1998)
Paltrow gets Viggo-rously shagged.
Mar 30, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Pianist, The (2002)
Polanski's pianist envy.
Mar 30, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Tailor Of Panama, The (2001)
Brosnan's South American Bond.
Mar 16, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
Boxing Helena (1993)
Legless lady boxes clever.
Feb 24, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Gone In Sixty Seconds (2000)
Angelina's cleaning Cage's cars.
Feb 17, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind (2004)
Carrey/Winslet eternally returning.
Jan 19, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Dick Tracy (1990)
Madonna meets macked man!
Jan 16, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Sleepless In Seattle (1993)
Hanks sleepless, Meg somniferous.
Dec 20, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
Monster's Ball (2001)
Billy Bob balls Berry.
Dec 15, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
About A Boy (2002)
Weisz grants Hugh wish.
Dec 15, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
Hours, The (2002)
Streep keeps Ed fed.
Dec 15, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Quills (2000)
Phoenix feels Kate's tits.
Dec 14, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
The Girl Next Door (2004)
Elisha unleashes sexy role.
Dec 14, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
Swimming Pool (2003)
Luscious Ludivine, rampant Rampling.
Dec 14, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
White Chicks (2004)
Wayans way off women!
Oct 31, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
Buffalo Soldiers (2001)
Phoenix rises from fire.
Jan 2, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Dark Blue (2002)
Renegade Russell rights wrongs!
Jan 2, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
Gigli (2003)
Affleck affects wiseguy attitude.
Jan 2, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
Dirty Pretty Things (2002)
Tautou helps take kidney.
Dec 31, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
My House In Umbria (2003)
Maggie meets Milanese militants!
Dec 29, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Third Wheel, The (2002)
Denise's sexless threesome.
Dec 29, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
Alex And Emma (2003)
Hudson types crap story!
Dec 24, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
(1)
In The Cut (2003)
Slow, sleezy, sloppy, Ryan.
Dec 24, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
In The Cut (2003)
Unsuspensful, unsexy, slutty Ryan.
Dec 24, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
Love Actually (2003)
Curtis's multiple love stories.
Dec 24, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon (2000)
Highly strung Kung Fu!
Dec 24, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
(7)
Freaky Friday (2003)
Jamie/ Lindsay switch lives.
Dec 24, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
Gimme Shelter (1970)
Hells-angels are stoned ushers!
Dec 24, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
S.W.A.T. (2003)
Seriously Wimpy, Awful Terrorist.
Dec 24, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(2)
I Capture The Castle (2003)
Love quadrangle in castle.
Dec 23, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
Ring, The (2002)
Cyclical Japanese horror story.
Dec 20, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
Diamonds Are Forever (1971)
Lana thrown from window!
Dec 20, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Scarface (1983)
Pfeiffer's Cuban sex-capade.
Dec 20, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
American Werewolf In London, An (1981)
Jenny wanks hairy yank!
Dec 19, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
Casablanca (1942)
Bogie in Morocco.
Dec 19, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
Blair Witch Project, The (1999)
Witch way to woods?
Dec 18, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(2)
Grandview, U.S.A. (1984)
Jamie gives grand view.
Dec 18, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(2)
Going All The Way (1997)
Leslie goes all ways!
Dec 18, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
MASH (1970)
Soldier surgeons savour swamp.
Dec 17, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
The Man With One Red Shoe (1985)
Dabney deceives Durning.
Dec 17, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
Citizen Kane (1941)
Awesome Orson's legendary film.
Dec 17, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Dangerous Liaisons (1988)
French letters fool Pfeiffer.
Dec 17, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Few Good Men, A (1992)
Cruise cooks Kevin's bacon!
Dec 17, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Ghost Dog: The Way Of The Samurai (1999)
Forest's silliest, slowest samurai!
Dec 17, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
Magnolia (1999)
Frogs falling from firmament!
Dec 17, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
Man Who Fell To Earth, The (1976)
Bowie befriends waterbound earthlings.
Dec 17, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
Patriot Games (1992)
Ford pisses off Irish.
Dec 17, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
Terminator, The (1984)
Robot runs down Hamilton.
Dec 17, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
Terminator, The (1984)
Arnie has Hamilton's number.
Dec 17, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
War Of The Roses, The (1989)
Doing divorce Devito style.
Dec 17, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
Fried Green Tomatoes (1991)
Tandy tells tomato tale.
Dec 17, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
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