Smith X Smith = Smith.
Username
Password
Remember Me
Forgotten Login?
321
SamNZed (85)
322
Lord Sinn (84)
323
velvet rope (84)
Reviews by 'Lord Sinn'
Current status of
Movie buff
with a total of
84
reviews published to date.
Order by
Film Name
Review Votes
Review Score
Chronological Order
Show
All
Spirited Away (2001)
Slave girl gives bath.
Apr 10, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
The Adventures Of Bob & Doug McKenzie: Strange Brew (1983)
Haunted brewery, loony bin.
Nov 12, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
Romancing The Stone (1984)
Writer seeking adventure obliged.
Nov 12, 2002
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Ninth Gate, The (1999)
Wheelchair bound grandma cacked.
Nov 12, 2002
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
Waterworld (1995)
Pedophile Merman finds land.
Nov 12, 2002
Scored 1/5
Vote
(1)
Rock, The (1996)
Cage, Connery destroy Alcatraz.
Nov 12, 2002
Scored 2/5
Vote
Sling Blade (1996)
'Forest Gump' dark parody.
Nov 12, 2002
Scored 4/5
Vote
Way Of The Gun, The (2000)
Bodyguards, hitmen, criminals, shootouts.
Nov 11, 2002
Scored 4/5
Vote
Hunt For Red October, The (1990)
Sneaky Soviet sub scuttled.
Nov 11, 2002
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Exorcist, The (1973)
Satan puppets snobbish girl.
Nov 11, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
All Of Me (1984)
SNL does demonic possession.
Nov 11, 2002
Scored 2/5
Vote
Legend (1985)
Curry- another horny character.
Nov 7, 2002
Scored 4/5
Vote
Harry Potter And The Philosopher's Stone (2001)
Potter's friends solved puzzles.
Nov 6, 2002
Scored 2/5
Vote
Ghostbusters (1984)
Undead overrun NYC, unnoticable.
Nov 6, 2002
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Conspiracy Theory (1997)
Schizophrenic cured by truth.
Nov 6, 2002
Scored 2/5
Vote
Planet Of The Apes (2001)
Burton shits on classic.
Nov 5, 2002
Scored 1/5
Vote
(1)
Sleepy Hollow (1999)
Creepy children's tale 'Burton-ized'.
Nov 5, 2002
Scored 3/5
Vote
We Were Soldiers (2002)
Sam Elliott still gunfighter.
Nov 5, 2002
Scored 4/5
Vote
Heat (1995)
Closer to luke warm.
Nov 4, 2002
Scored 3/5
Vote
(5)
Patriot, The (2000)
Australian re-writes American history.
Nov 4, 2002
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)
Liquid shapeshifter stalks pansy.
Nov 4, 2002
Scored 4/5
Vote
Twelve Monkeys (1995)
Confusion abound, madness profound.
Nov 4, 2002
Scored 3/5
Vote
Charlie's Angels (2000)
Bouncing bitches bash baddies.
Nov 4, 2002
Scored 1/5
Vote
(1)
Crow, The (1994)
Brandon Lee's last- sadly.
Nov 4, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Gladiator (2000)
Incestuous Caesar murders hero.
Nov 4, 2002
Scored 4/5
Vote
Judge Dredd (1995)
Twins loophole, Schneider asshole.
Nov 1, 2002
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Hellraiser (1987)
Demon summoning for dummies.
Nov 1, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
Rain Man (1988)
Travelling autistic therapy session.
Nov 1, 2002
Scored 2/5
Vote
Bug's Life, A (1998)
Grasshoppers terrorize ant colony.
Nov 1, 2002
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Raising Arizona (1987)
Barren mom abducts baby.
Nov 1, 2002
Scored 2/5
Vote
Blade (1998)
Snipes saves phlebotomist. Convenient.
Oct 31, 2002
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Boot, Das (1981)
Often copied, never duplicated.
Oct 31, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
Planes, Trains And Automobiles (1987)
Homer's odyssey, cursed companion.
Oct 31, 2002
Scored 4/5
Vote
Clockwork Orange, A (1971)
Milk? Yes. Got ultra-violence?
Oct 31, 2002
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Mad Max (1979)
Wronged fuzz turned vigilante.
Oct 31, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
Dead Poets Society (1989)
Actually, Dead Schoolboy Society.
Oct 31, 2002
Scored 2/5
Vote
(3)
Duel (1971)
'Maximum Overdrive' minus Estevez.
Oct 31, 2002
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Reservoir Dogs (1992)
Commode anecdote, no tipping.
Oct 31, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Stir Of Echoes (1999)
Bacon uncovers buried retard.
Oct 31, 2002
Scored 2/5
Vote
Liar Liar (1997)
Birthday wish haunts liar.
Oct 31, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Blair Witch Project, The (1999)
$30,000 to make $140,000,000.
Oct 31, 2002
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Jaws: The Revenge (1987)
Invincible stalking fish... again.
Oct 31, 2002
Scored 1/5
Vote
Insomnia (2002)
Williams/ Pacino equally guilty.
Oct 23, 2002
Scored 4/5
Vote
They Live (1988)
Kicking ass, chewing gum.
Oct 16, 2002
Scored 3/5
Vote
(5)
Fifth Element, The (1997)
Perfect being only A-cup???
Oct 16, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
(7)
Jurassic Park (1993)
Profit science- unethical failure.
Oct 15, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
Mad Max 2: The Road Warrior (1981)
Post-apocalypse petrol quest.
Oct 15, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
Dungeons & Dragons (2000)
Game: Perfect. Movie: Apocalyptical.
Oct 14, 2002
Scored 1/5
Vote
(1)
Outbreak (1995)
Monkey plays 'organ' grinder.
Oct 14, 2002
Scored 3/5
Vote
(7)
Mexican, The (2001)
Gandolfini portrays homosexual abductor.
Oct 14, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
Meet The Parents (2000)
Gay Focker ruins wedding.
Oct 14, 2002
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Swamp Thing (1982)
Plantman revenge/ love story.
Oct 14, 2002
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Perfect Storm, The (2000)
Hypothetical. Radio/ fishermen died!!!
Oct 14, 2002
Scored 1/5
Vote
Black Hawk Down (2001)
USA's urban warfare introduction.
Oct 14, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
Aladdin (1992)
Zenith of American anime.
Oct 11, 2002
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Akira (1988)
Classic anime, ghoulish effects!
Oct 11, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
�Three Amigos! (1986)
Three Stooges, Mexican-style.
Oct 11, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
Firm, The (1993)
Brimley chases Cruise? Unbelievable.
Oct 10, 2002
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Predator (1987)
Soldiers become Alien trophies.
Oct 10, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Animal House (1978)
When Frats go bad...
Oct 10, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Arthur (1981)
Makes HANGOVERS seem funny.
Oct 10, 2002
Scored 2/5
Vote
South Park: Bigger, Longer And Uncut (1999)
Didn't like? Blame Canada!
Oct 10, 2002
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Trading Places (1983)
Subversive sociological experiment meltdown.
Oct 10, 2002
Scored 4/5
Vote
Time Bandits (1981)
Creative thievery irks God.
Oct 10, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Neverending Story, The (1984)
Teaches: stealing books okay!
Oct 10, 2002
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon (2000)
Teen ninja abducted/ raped.
Oct 9, 2002
Scored 4/5
Vote
Soylent Green (1973)
Women considered futuristic furniture.
Oct 9, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Minority Report (2002)
Slippery freaks dream murder.
Oct 8, 2002
Scored 4/5
Vote
Minority Report (2002)
Crack babies dream murders.
Oct 7, 2002
Scored 4/5
Vote
One Hour Photo (2002)
Saddening, eerie photo stalker.
Sep 23, 2002
Scored 4/5
Vote
K-19: The Widowmaker (2002)
Boring. Submarine repair movie.
Sep 10, 2002
Scored 3/5
Vote
Fight Club (1999)
Soap-maker's dream film.
Aug 15, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
Last Of The Mohicans, The (1992)
Mohawk extinction draws near.
Aug 15, 2002
Scored 4/5
Vote
Total Recall (1990)
Actually, nobody recalls anything.
Aug 15, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Se7en (1995)
Seven murders, very graphic.
Aug 12, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
Murphy's War (1971)
Sailor obsesses over revenge.
Aug 12, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
Meet Joe Black (1998)
Snobs host Grim Reaper.
Aug 12, 2002
Scored 1/5
Vote
(1)
Dude, Where's My Car? (2000)
Five minute movie, S-T-R-E-T-C-H-E-D.
Aug 9, 2002
Scored 1/5
Vote
(3)
Miller's Crossing (1990)
Everyone smacks Byrne around.
Aug 8, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
Terminator, The (1984)
In future, robots reign.
Aug 8, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
Blade Runner (1982)
Robotic cat /mouse storyline.
Aug 8, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
Demolition Man (1993)
Leary leads revolution. Surprised?
Aug 8, 2002
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Pi (1998)
Numbers cause downward spiral.
Aug 7, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory (1971)
Meek inherit candyland nirvana.
Jul 30, 2002
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
� Copyright 1999-2024 benj clews... Site comments or suggestions welcomed at
[email protected]
...
<Memorial>
