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Beach, The

(2000)
61 reviews
Film rated 2.5 / 5  (Chick rating: 2.4 / 5)  (Guy rating: 2.5 / 5)
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DiCaprio understandably voted off.
Leila 
  Vote (5)   
Leo aggrandizes shark attack.
Canklefish 
  Vote    
Weed field lures slackers.
Canklefish 
  Vote (1)   
'Survivor' on Ganja Island!
AardBall 
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Beach of dreams, cancelled.
Josh the cat 
  Vote (3)   
Backpacking DiCaprio goes nutso.
benj clews 
  Vote (3)   
Vacation's great Tilda conflict.
Canklefish 
  Vote (4)   
Leo to civilization: phuket!
pizza 
  Vote (2)   
Leo distributes Daffy's map.
Josh the cat 
  Vote (2)   
Leo's cool Til'da Beach.
Canklefish 
  Vote    
'Leo of the Flies'.
pizza 
  Vote (5)   
Leo spoils everyone's vacation.
Canklefish 
  Vote (7)   
DiCaprio equals paradise lost.
Steve 
  Vote (1)   
Leo gets some Bangkok.
Corduroy Pillow 
  Vote (8)   
Gen-X 'Lord of Flies'.
turrell 
  Vote (10)   
Leo's paradise loses charm.
w22dheartlivie 
  Vote (1)   
Leo Thais one on.
randall 
  Vote (5)   
DiCaprio goes too native.
MelissaS 
  Vote    
Not-so heavenly island haven.
Badbart 
  Vote    
DiCaprio's lame Rambo impersonation.
Rovark 
  Vote (1)   
Leo visits paradise island.
Blackmoon 
  Vote    
Shark bite: Social exclusion.
Deluxe 
  Vote    
Leo lacks volleyball companion!
Hatter 
  Vote (3)   
Island of Lost Arseholes.
Face 
  Vote (2)   
Leo carefree Tilda island.
lemmycaution 
  Vote (6)   
Leo gets sanded.
shoon 
  Vote (2)   
Hidden hippy hostel hosed.
Smarter Sean 
  Vote (4)   
DiCaprio loses deckchair, mind.
Mark8884 
  Vote (3)   
Greedy cretin kills culture.
Spurting 
  Vote    
Wanks pave paradise.
MguyX 
  Vote (1)   
Stupid people inhabit island.
scablet 
  Vote    
Pointless people purloin paradise.
boneman 
  Vote (3)   
Leo goes 'native' quickly.
Beanmimo 
  Vote    
Yanks screw paradise again!
Spurting 
  Vote    
Swinton ignores international protocols.
Conan The Westy 
  Vote (2)   
Daffy: looney goon.
soda 
  Vote    
Idiot DiCaprio destroys paradise.
Al Swearengen 
  Vote (1)   
Crap in beautiful surroundings.
eva kant 
  Vote    
'Beach' of boredom.
Sludge 
  Vote    
Modern Hollywood 'Flies' retake.
Klinkehoffen 
  Vote    
Desert Island Dicks.
bife 
  Vote (18)   
Beautiful seaside. Awful film.
The Other Matt 
  Vote    
Pretentious, American, spiritualistic nonsense.
Helen 
  Vote    
Scenic, interminable love triangle.
crochus 
  Vote    
Thai scenery outacts Leo.
AC 
  Vote (6)   
DiCaprio finds map.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (1)   
Leo goes Daffy.
MagicNumber 
  Vote (3)   
Beach Boyle.
demonic 
  Vote (7)   
Island Daffy ducks DiCaprio.
ChocolateLady 
  Vote (4)   
Map quest. DiCaprio's destination.
clay 
  Vote (3)   
Pleasure Island turns nasty.
shadowman 
  Vote    
Thailand island's high land.
MagicNumber 
  Vote    
Monkey sells out Leo.
Lindsey K 
  Vote (2)   
Leo goes terrainspotting.
MM0rkeleb 
  Vote (12)   
Tilda and Leo: "click".
knockmesilly 
  Vote    
The Virginie Islands.
demonic 
  Vote (4)   
Boyle's Bangkok-n-bull story.
BaftaBaby 
  Vote (9)   
Daffy directions delude DiCaprio.
calmer 
  Vote    
Swinton cups DiCaprio's balls.
Ali 
  Vote (3)   
The lost resort.
boydegg 
  Vote (3)   
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