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Apocalypto (2006) |
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Film rated 3.8 / 5
(Chick rating: 4.3 / 5)
(Guy rating: 3.6 / 5)
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| ComPassion of Jaguar Paw. |
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| Mel tracks escaped Mayans. |
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| Conquistadors come. Mayans screwed. |
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| Mel's native sacrifice: masterful. |
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| Birdyellowhead: blue Sky. |
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| Trees, trees, pyramid, trees. |
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| Seven practices treading water. |
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| Mel's Revisionist Mayan History. |
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| Gibson eclipses Mayan civilization. |
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| Seven spends film well-bound. |
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| Jaguar Paw: conscientious objector. |
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| Total eclipse saves Jaguar. |
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| Braveheart � Scottish + Mayans = Apocalypto. |
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| Jaguar outpaced by Jaguar. |
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| Sacrifice victims feeling blue. |
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| Evil Mayan 'frees' captive. |
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| Mayans taking hearts, heads. |
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| Mayan Warrior loses face. |
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| 'Maya destroy your civilization?'. |
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| Mayans try Jaguar racing. |
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| Mayan brutality confronts audiences. |
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| Murderous Mayan's empire eclipsed. |
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| Jaguar defaces Mayan warrior. |
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| Total eclipse spares hearts. |
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| Unwanted sacrifices told 'run'. |
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| Lengthy Jaguar chase scene. |
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| Mayan sacrifice upsets Mel. |
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| Jaguar, no sacrificial lamb. |
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| Mayan's misbelief in religion. |
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| Mayan's inhumanity to Mayan. |
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| Lucky they worship eclipse. |
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| Survivor: Jaguar Paw's jungle. |
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| Nobody expects Spanish expedition! |
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| Jaguar runs from sacrifice. |
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| Mesoamerican First Blood. |
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| Jaguar driven through jungle. |
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| Eclipse stops heads rolling. |
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| Mayan Max - woad warrior. |
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| Mel's misconceived Mayan melodrama. |
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| Mel's Mayans speak unintelligibly. |
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| Mayan civilization's quite uncivil. |
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| Play dodgeball with spears. |
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| Ziggurat tumblers: sacrificial heads. |
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| Mesoamerican Uses Fiery 'Viagra'. |
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| Hearts and Mayans captured. |
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| Mayan birth proves difficult. |
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| Young Youngblood's blood wanted. |
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| Deities capture villagers' hearts. |
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| Mel's now savagely revolting! |
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| Protagonist's breath testicle-tinged. |
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| Savage tribes, dying lives. |
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| Mel's mixed-up Mayan history. |
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