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Worst Jewish Football Team In The World, The (1999) |
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Film rated 2.3 / 5
(Guy rating: 2.3 / 5)
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| Footballers aren't very Goy'd. |
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| Football heroes? just Shapiros. |
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| Kosher kickers? Kippah trying! |
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| Receivers drop the Passover. |
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| They expected SUCCAH competition! |
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| Losing Israeli embarassing. |
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| Goal-kipah dropped? Sacrilege! |
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| Forwards, but no foreskins. |
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| Penalty kick? Wailing wall. |
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| Let my people Gooooooooooooal! |
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| Coach's challah-ing doesn't help. |
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| Mancunian kids leak goals. |
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| No skill, caps, skullcaps. |
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| An orthodox playing style. |
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| Footballers have trouble converting. |
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| Worst? Can't play Saturdays. |
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| Team practice: Headers circumscribed. |
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| Team can't handle crosses. |
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| They play like krep(lach). |
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| They're playing in-Jewry time... |
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| They dreidel 'nother game. |
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| Keeper dovenin' wrong direction. |
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| Practice. Eilat of practice. |
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| Wearing Gaza Strip unlucky. |
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| They think it's Jehovah... |
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| Kosher Pigskin? (Wrong football.). |
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| Hebrew Nationals not w(e)in(n)ers. |
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| Strikers kick, goalees kvetch. |
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| Religious team - all right-wingers! |
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| Penalty kicks in kishkas. |
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| Israelites mourn lost arc. |
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| Kicking and screaming: 'Oy!'. |
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| Team loses, makes Exodus. |
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| Nothing to Haifa-ive about. |
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| Inept kids attend synagoal. |
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| Torah readers need pointers. |
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| Litvak linebackers; Hasidic halfbacks. |
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| Football team Israeli bad. |
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| Kosher team scores bagel. |
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| Seeking nice Yiddishe goal. |
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| Anti-Semitism reaches new pitch. |
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