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Cat In The Hat, The (2003) |
| 83 reviews |
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Film rated 1.7 / 5
(Chick rating: 1.6 / 5)
(Guy rating: 1.6 / 5)
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| Mike beMyers Suess establishment. |
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| Myers coughs up hairball. |
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| Michael Myers: Pet Defective. |
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| Seuss's brilliant masterpiece de-clawed. |
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| Hairball ruins Seuss classic. |
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| Myers' twat cat claw-ful. |
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| Feline Myers fairly funny. |
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| Acrobatic Things; sophomoric Cat. |
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| Crap cat's carapice collapses. |
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| Myers ignores Dr's orders. |
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| Paris Hilton's pussy movie. |
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| Profuse Seuss puss misuse. |
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| Mike Myers meows maniacally. |
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| Meyers unrhymes, overacts Seuss. |
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| Onscreen feline- audience beeline. |
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| Cat inappropriately covets Preston. |
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| AdMyerable, that darn Cat. |
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| Myers' lines, clumped up. |
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| Myers maims magical masterpiece. |
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| Seuss without euphony? Baloney! |
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| 'Witty' kitty pretty shitty. |
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| Seuss's Cat does whoopsie. |
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| Proves Hollywood hates Seuss! |
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| Meyers fuels children's nightmares. |
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| Crappy cat, excessive hat. |
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| Cat slaughter's childhood classic. |
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| Cat dander 'Myers' Baldwin. |
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| Myers' maniacal moggy mayhem |
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| Myers needs house-training. |
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| House destroyed, fish annoyed. |
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| Destructive cat falls flat. |
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| Seuss's cat? Myers Welches. |
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| Cat-astrophic Seuss adaption. |
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| Myers can't redeem adaptation. |
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| Annoying, cloying; cat destroying. |
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| Mike Myers annoys children. |
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| Austin Powers turns pussy. |
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| Baldwin narrates, Myers stinks. |
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| Baldwin finds purple patch. |
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