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Reviews by 'Downtown'
Current status of
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with a total of
2296
reviews published to date.
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Boxing Helena (1993)
Lynch lacks Dad's talent.
Jun 22, 2003
Scored 0/5
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(2)
Altered States (1980)
Hurt goes ape wild.
Jun 22, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Hulk (2003)
Monster threatens innocent moviegoers.
Jun 22, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Howard The Duck (1986)
Lucas's empire strikes out.
Jun 22, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(4)
JFK (1991)
Stone's theories are fiction.
Jun 22, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Old Yeller (1957)
Dog dies, audience cries.
Jun 22, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Good, The Bad And The Ugly, The (1966)
Eastwood's Blondie shoots first!
Jun 22, 2003
Scored 6/5
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(2)
Live And Let Die (1973)
Moore's first, Bond's worst.
Jun 22, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(2)
Die Another Day (2002)
Bond becomes Diesel fueled.
Jun 23, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Wall Street (1987)
Sheen's Icarus flies, falls.
Jun 23, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Young Einstein (1988)
Einstein? You're not Serious.
Jun 23, 2003
Scored 0/5
Vote
(4)
Saving Private Ryan (1998)
Spielberg invades 'Longest Day'.
Jun 23, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(4)
Dr. No (1962)
Unbreakable Bond is forged.
Jun 23, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Goldfinger (1964)
Forbes knocks down Knox.
Jun 23, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Living Daylights, The (1987)
No more Moore.
Jun 23, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(3)
On Her Majesty's Secret Service (1969)
Bullet breaks Bond's bond.
Jun 23, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Tomorrow Never Dies (1997)
Bond meets Yeoh. Woah!
Jun 23, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Man With The Golden Gun, The (1974)
Bond faces titilating assassin.
Jun 23, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
GoldenEye (1995)
New Bond's Irish, stylish.
Jun 23, 2003
Scored 6/5
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(2)
My Cousin Vinny (1992)
Marisa's boobs win Oscar.
Jun 23, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Pink Floyd The Wall (1982)
World's longest rock video.
Jun 23, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(4)
World Is Not Enough, The (1999)
After Q comes R.
Jun 23, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Star Trek II: The Wrath Of Khan (1982)
Kirk's a deadbeat dad.
Jun 23, 2003
Scored 6/5
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(5)
Star Trek: The Motion Picture (1979)
Bald chick rejects dick.
Jun 23, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home (1986)
Colorful metaphors elude Spock.
Jun 23, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Matrix Reloaded, The (2003)
Architect speaks mumbo jumbo.
Jun 24, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
From Russia With Love (1963)
SPECTRE avenges Dr. No.
Jun 24, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Never Say Never Again (1983)
Thunderball without any balls.
Jun 24, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
View To A Kill, A (1985)
Moore's exit not Grace-ful.
Jun 24, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(3)
You Only Live Twice (1967)
Bond catches yellow fever.
Jun 24, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Thunderball (1965)
Never Say Remake Again.
Jun 25, 2003
Scored 6/5
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(7)
Gimme Shelter (1970)
Western Woodstock turns tragic.
Jun 25, 2003
Scored 6/5
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(1)
Star Wars: Episode VI - Return Of The Jedi (1983)
Leia needlessly nude. Nice!
Jun 25, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(8)
Pink Flamingos (1972)
Eating shit is Divine.
Jun 25, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(6)
Star Trek III: The Search For Spock (1984)
Kirk's faggy son martyred.
Jun 25, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
For Your Eyes Only (1981)
Bond deflowers gorgeous Bouquet.
Jun 25, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Matrix, The (1999)
Fishburn never stops babbling.
Jun 26, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Moonraker (1979)
Bond lost in space.
Jun 26, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Spy Who Loved Me, The (1977)
Bond nails Soviet spy!
Jun 26, 2003
Scored 6/5
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(1)
Diamonds Are Forever (1971)
Charles Gray's Blofeld blows.
Jun 27, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Star Trek: Nemesis (2002)
Picard NEVER had hair?
Jun 27, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(16)
Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980)
Fett finds Falcon fugitives.
Jun 27, 2003
Scored 6/5
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(1)
Star Trek V: The Final Frontier (1989)
Kirk, Spock, Bones... CAMPING???
Jun 27, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Licence To Kill (1989)
Dalton's license subsequently revoked.
Jun 27, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(5)
Licence To Kill (1989)
Straight-laced Bond bows out.
Jun 27, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Star Wars: Episode II - Attack Of The Clones (2002)
Boba beholds begetter's beheading.
Jun 27, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (1977)
Puerile protege's protectors poached.
Jun 27, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country (1991)
Enterprise rides into sunset.
Jun 27, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Bang The Drum Slowly (1973)
Catcher catches cancer.
Jun 27, 2003
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Ben-Hur (1959)
Roman soldier wears wristwatch.
Jun 28, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(9)
From Russia With Love (1963)
Russian defects, Bond protects.
Jun 30, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Sandlot, The (1993)
Baseball goes to dogs.
Jun 30, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Bull Durham (1988)
Garter belt = secret weapon.
Jun 30, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Natural, The (1984)
Redford goes deep.
Jun 30, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Field Of Dreams (1989)
Not heaven. Iowa.
Jun 30, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Bad News Bears, The (1976)
Sloshed skipper steers squad.
Jun 30, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Star Trek: First Contact (1996)
Star Trek IV redone.
Jun 30, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Star Trek: Insurrection (1998)
Picard uncovers boring plot.
Jun 30, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(4)
Catch-22 (1970)
Heller creates dictionary entry.
Jul 2, 2003
Scored 6/5
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(13)
Batman (1989)
Keaton wears big codpiece.
Jul 3, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Supergirl (1984)
Audience prays for Kryptonite.
Jul 3, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(3)
61* (2001)
Asterisk truly unfair.
Jul 4, 2003
Unscored
Vote
(3)
X-Men (2000)
Better without yellow spandex.
Jul 5, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Eight Men Out (1988)
Ballers bought, busted, banned!
Jul 5, 2003
Unscored
Vote
(1)
League Of Their Own, A (1992)
Madonna grabs good wood.
Jul 6, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(2)
Babe, The (1992)
Bambino bashes baseballs... boring.
Jul 6, 2003
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Taxi Driver (1976)
Seriously fucked up veteran.
Jul 6, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Batman Returns (1992)
Gotham's decline begins.
Jul 6, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Daredevil (2003)
Affleck as superhero? Unconvincing.
Jul 6, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Superman (1978)
Earth-spinning scheme truly ridiculous.
Jul 6, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Halloween (1978)
Prototypical slasher pic. Genius.
Jul 6, 2003
Scored 6/5
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Pride Of The Yankees, The (1942)
Luckiest man says goodbye.
Jul 7, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
X2 (2003)
Merged mutants match madman.
Jul 8, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Superman II (1980)
Planet pressman protects planet.
Jul 8, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Fear Strikes Out (1957)
Baseballer overcomes shitty dad.
Jul 8, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
Spider-Man (2002)
Nerd becomes major swinger.
Jul 8, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(24)
Who's That Girl? (1987)
Griffin's dunne after Madonna.
Jul 9, 2003
Scored 1/5
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Batman And Robin (1997)
Robin gets wood pecker.
Jul 10, 2003
Scored 0/5
Vote
(1)
Batman Forever (1995)
Gotham's decline continues.
Jul 10, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Batman And Robin (1997)
Gotham's decline complete.
Jul 10, 2003
Scored 0/5
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(2)
Major League (1989)
Berenger squats for Sheen.
Jul 10, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Dick Tracy (1990)
Pacino unrecognizable under make-up.
Jul 10, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Platoon (1986)
Dafoe, Berenger's da foe.
Jul 11, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Deer Hunter, The (1978)
War fucks with friends.
Jul 11, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
Night On Earth (1991)
Fares fare fairly. Fair.
Jul 13, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(9)
Batman (1966)
West still the best.
Jul 13, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Four Rooms (1995)
Four cooks, no broth.
Jul 15, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(6)
Casino (1995)
Poor substitute for 'Godfather'.
Jul 15, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Red Dragon (2002)
Lecter develops an appetite.
Jul 15, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(11)
Silence Of The Lambs, The (1991)
Feds trade psychos.
Jul 15, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Desperately Seeking Susan (1985)
Madonna's acting debut desperate.
Jul 15, 2003
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Scarface (1983)
Cuban Capone's cocaine cartel.
Jul 15, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Warriors, The (1979)
Warriors seek distant Island.
Jul 15, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
When We Were Kings (1996)
Ali ropes a dope.
Jul 15, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(3)
When We Were Kings (1996)
Giants clash, jungle rumbles.
Jul 15, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Pulp Fiction (1994)
Wristwatch survives harrowing journey.
Jul 16, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Carlito's Way (1993)
Penn's coke-head alarmingly believable...
Jul 16, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Young Frankenstein (1974)
Kahn gets enormous shvunshtika.
Jul 16, 2003
Scored 6/5
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(2)
Godfather: Part II, The (1974)
Protect Family, lose family.
Jul 16, 2003
Scored 6/5
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(1)
Hannibal (2001)
Foster couldn't swallow ending.
Jul 16, 2003
Scored 3/5
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