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Action, Adventure, Drama, Fantasy
Peter Jackson
J.R.R. Tolkien
Fran Walsh
Philippa Boyens
Stephen Sinclair
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Sean Astin
John Bach
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Cate Blanchett
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Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers, The

(2002)
335 reviews
Film rated 4.5 / 5  (Chick rating: 4.5 / 5)  (Guy rating: 4.5 / 5)
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Ents: Bark with bite.
Cheese_Ed 
  Vote (19)   
Middle Earth's middle act.
Downtown 
  Vote (2)   
Fellowship splits, towers unite.
teddychan 
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Smeagol's split personality diagnosed.
the2ndHare 
  Vote    
Orcs get birch-slapped.
Animagess 
  Vote (12)   
Ents pretend they're trees.
JWMP 
  Vote    
Frodo dreams about Gandalf.
Six 
  Vote    
Theoden gets anti-wrinkle treatment.
Greystone 
  Vote (1)   
Smeagol, Gollum split up.
ragingfluff 
  Vote (7)   
Two towers. Two hobbits.
The Cotswold 
  Vote    
Marching trees wage war.
Yelnats 
  Vote (1)   
Bloke gets white cloak.
Alan Smithee 
  Vote (1)   
Frodo continues ring job.
Raz 
  Vote (3)   
Self-inflicted deforestation.
Koli 
  Vote (4)   
Gandalf's whitening straightens hair!
bigredpaul 
  Vote    
Talking trees thwart Saruman.
Kariia 
  Vote    
Fire Ent the hole!
PDHugh 
  Vote    
Frodo lives, Haldir dies.
Luminara 
  Vote (1)   
Hobbits Smeagoled into Mordor.
boydegg 
  Vote (13)   
Look Who's Tolkien, Too.
redPen 
  Vote (12)   
Isengard gets bushwhacked.
Cheese_Ed 
  Vote (11)   
Schizo ex-hobbit seeks fellowship.
Faffer 
  Vote (2)   
Gollum's a Serkis Freak.
Ali 
  Vote (8)   
Isengard besieged lumberingly.
clay 
  Vote (1)   
Liv. Lee. Wood.
SoS 
  Vote (1)   
Not Trees, They're Ents!
opethdamna 
  Vote (1)   
Gollum hisses, Sam whines.
Monkeydust 
  Vote    
Ents make hasty decision.
The Levitating Nun 
  Vote (1)   
Frodo, tree hugging hippy.
el guapo 
  Vote    
Gandalf v.2.1.
Justin Credible 
  Vote (2)   
Treebeard, ents: environmentally unfriendly.
Alan Smithee 
  Vote    
Sixty trees in decimation.
boydegg 
  Vote    
2/3 of quest complete.
a-nauth 
  Vote    
Hobbits 'making ents meet'.
Justin Credible 
  Vote (1)   
Gandalf dazzles. Gollum darkens.
clay 
  Vote (4)   
Dudes fighting over jewelry.
slypig 
  Vote    
Gollum gaga over Precious.
calmer 
  Vote    
Birch and destroy!
Justin Credible 
  Vote (2)   
Gollum makes potato inquiry.
Lindsey K 
  Vote (4)   
Gandalf is allwhite.
stoolz 
  Vote (1)   
Tense. Intense. With Ents.
[matt] 
  Vote (11)   
Meet Gollum- socially challenged.
johnny_lover04 
  Vote    
Schizo reptile helps hobbit.
SuperKhakiGirl 
  Vote    
Warg-games.
Justin Credible 
  Vote (2)   
Part two's part tree.
Wheelz 
  Vote (5)   
Hobbits entertain Ents.
Ali 
  Vote (5)   
Elijah, Wood.
hustleboy007 
  Vote (17)   
Rooted in surreality.
Koli 
  Vote    
The fellowship branches out.
c dot 
  Vote (6)   
Gollum displays crackhead tendencies.
calmer 
  Vote    
Towe(Ring) Inferno?
Markdkny 
  Vote (5)   
Tower-ful Tolkien.
elchico 
  Vote    
Gandalf's just all white.
mattresspolice 
  Vote    
Saruman Orc-estrates his army.
Wheelz 
  Vote (9)   
Splitting of the Fellowship.
MRHJSIMPSON 
  Vote (1)   
Trees' Company.
Ali 
  Vote (11)   
The towers, ring infernal.
Justin Credible 
  Vote    
Merry and Pippin Escape!
Frankie 
  Vote    
Gandalf finally washes cloak.
Legolas999 
  Vote (1)   
Hobbits in Tree-fall.
Ali 
  Vote (7)   
Rootless trees stump orcs.
Yelnats 
  Vote (2)   
Plot is (Helm's) Deep.
Alan Smithee 
  Vote (1)   
Sequel with familiar ring.
Whippersnapper. 
  Vote (18)   
Woods Talk.
B-ROD 
  Vote (3)   
Hobbits branching out.
Koli 
  Vote    
Gandalf pLOT2 rebellion.
bennyr81 
  Vote    
Two Towers, many battles.
The Person who... 
  Vote    
My preciousss three hours!
Myk 
  Vote (3)   
Deliver-Ents.
DC 
  Vote (1)   
Endless battle in darkness.
Agressor 
  Vote    
Trees: animated! Elijah: WOOD(en).
ChocolateLady 
  Vote (9)   
Helm's deep, Saruman drowned.
Banitee 
  Vote (1)   
Helm Deep in orcs.
The Nige 
  Vote (5)   
Entn't easy being green.
w22dheartlivie 
  Vote (1)   
Saruman's Deep. Frodo Doom-ed.
BaftaBaby 
  Vote (2)   
Saruman uses evil eye.
bife 
  Vote    
Urak-hai in ugly rampage.
bife 
  Vote (1)   
CGI Gollum = jewelry thief.
turrell 
  Vote (2)   
Ent acting somewhat wooden.
w22dheartlivie 
  Vote (11)   
Animated schitzophrenic's inner turmoil.
Nibbles 
  Vote (1)   
Tolkien's epic drags on.
Trof 
  Vote    
Gollum vs. Smeagol. Funny!
fear the penguins 
  Vote (5)   
Good Tower, Bad Tower.
Badbart 
  Vote    
Ent laments forest plight.
w22dheartlivie 
  Vote    
Ring brings halflings east.
suzie 
  Vote    
White wizard, orcs gizzard.
naughtyfrog 
  Vote    
Saruman on the run.
damalc 
  Vote (8)   
Sam's wise about 'taters.
damalc 
  Vote (1)   
Towers totters, doom nears!
Hugh 
  Vote    
Helms deep, enough said.
No 
  Vote (2)   
Gandalf as Horse Whisperer.
Mikey 
  Vote (1)   
Tree herds awaken.
w22dheartlivie 
  Vote (1)   
Here Viggo again!
Micky Winner 
  Vote (30)   
Frodo halucinates a lot.
knoops 
  Vote (3)   
Talking trees battle Sarumon.
DSZ 
  Vote    
Trees join the battle.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Frodo sees dead people.
Saki 
  Vote (2)   
Gandalf bleached, dry cleaned.
Joe Blevins 
  Vote (8)   
Theodin recalled to life.
Beanmimo 
  Vote (6)   
Helms Deep's deep shit.
knockmesilly 
  Vote (4)   
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