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Signs (2002) |
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Film rated 3.3 / 5
(Chick rating: 3.6 / 5)
(Guy rating: 3 / 5)
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| Bat + water = best defense. |
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| Bisected bride encourages swinging. |
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| H2O halts alien invasion. |
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| Sorrow shakes Graham's godliness. |
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| Phoenix plays Father's brother. |
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| Hydrophobic aliens scare Mel. |
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| Crop-circles mystify Mel. |
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| Weeping widow, water winner. |
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| Field megadoodles discombobulate clergyman. |
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| Tedious aliens/ redemption story. |
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| Crop circles spell trouble. |
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| Glasses of water everywhere... |
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| Alien's designs flattened. |
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| Joaquin and broken glass. |
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| Shyamalan sci-fi crop flop. |
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| Aliens, Wicked Witch related? |
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| Alien Lethal Weapon: Water. |
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| 'Independence Day' in farmhouse. |
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| Farm's father fights invaders. |
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| Farmhouse family freaked, frightened. |
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| Night cameo: vulnerable veterinarian. |
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| Veterinarian performs auto-section. |
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| Veterinarian keeps driving license. |
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| Aliens encircle crops, family. |
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| Aliens, asthma attack Rory. |
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| Scary Night in farmhouse. |
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| Baseball has-been fights Alien. |
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| Aliens outstanding in field. |
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| Gibson: Crop circle jerk. |
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| Hypertrophic Tic Tac Toe??! |
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| Aliens' agricultural artistry. |
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| ETs, terror encircle Hesses. |
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| Vet trucks bisection procedure. |
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| Menacing crop circles Gibson. |
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| Joaquin whacking chameleon alien. |
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| Hess' circles: faith, crops. |
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| Phoenix plays baseball burnout. |
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| Crop field yield slashed. |
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| Truck meets pedestrian wife. |
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| Terrible sci-fi religious nonsense. |
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| Alien invasion soggy mess. |
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| Thinly disguised religious propaganda. |
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| Water pistols best defense. |
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| Gibson, Shyamalan wear cornrows. |
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| Dumb humans; dumber aliens. |
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| Disastrous mix of genres. |
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| Stupid aliens forget raincoats. |
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| Christian Yank, utilises faith. |
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| No Sign of entertainment. |
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| Gibson's crop movie crap. |
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| Mel's corn-y sermonising. |
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| Gibson as Graham cracker. |
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| Corny alien encounter thriller. |
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| Alien invasion inspires faith. |
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| Aliens get agriculture shock. |
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| Movie crap, no coincidence. |
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| Divinity defeats soluble aliens. |
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| Alka-Seltzer aliens armageddon averted. |
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| Aliens land, crash party. |
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| Baseball signal deflects aliens. |
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| Aliens can't handle drink. |
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| Extraterrestrials restore Mel's piety. |
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| Logical invasion plan? H2no. |
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| Aliens better wear raincoats. |
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