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Action, Sci-Fi
Andy Wachowski
Larry Wachowski
Andy Wachowski
Larry Wachowski
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Keanu Reeves
Laurence Fishburne
Carrie-Anne Moss
Hugo Weaving
Gloria Foster
Joe Pantoliano
Marcus Chong
Julian Arahanga
Matt Doran
Belinda McClory
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Chrome Dome
Savior of the human race
The Matrix has you!
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Aussie Technical Oscars

Matrix, The

(1999)
370 reviews
Film rated 4.3 / 5  (Chick rating: 4.3 / 5)  (Guy rating: 4.3 / 5)
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Neo bends over backwards.
mr_kit 
  Vote (5)   
Analog phones to safety.
duh 
  Vote (1)   
Fashionistas are Cyber-Anarchistas.
Ali 
  Vote (2)   
Reality Bytes.
lindsa 
  Vote    
Neo works pro data.
Alan Smithee 
  Vote (3)   
Cyber Jesus in trenchcoat.
kleenexwoman 
  Vote (2)   
Keanu picks crappy pill.
The Artist Form... 
  Vote (1)   
The promised LAN.
The Levitating Nun 
  Vote (3)   
Neo: God.
hustleboy007 
  Vote (1)   
Help ONE-ted.
SoS 
  Vote (5)   
Pod people energy efficient.
Lindsey K 
  Vote (2)   
Should've taken blue pill.
kather*ne 
  Vote (2)   
Humanity in reVOLTing condition.
Yelnats 
  Vote (2)   
Renegades believe in Reeves.
calmer 
  Vote (1)   
Johnny M-Neo-monic.
SiliconHero 
  Vote (3)   
Reeves starts computer quest.
SuperKhakiGirl 
  Vote (1)   
Mr. Anderson's excellent adventure.
Marty 
  Vote (3)   
The SIMS Action Edition.
UmarthVonMacht 
  Vote    
Oracle creates Windows screensaver.
chatzzz 
  Vote (5)   
Reeves's faster than bullet.
mr_kit 
  Vote (1)   
Bullet time kung-fu bad-ass.
Markdkny 
  Vote    
Single male seeks rabbit.
napchic 
  Vote (1)   
Everybody's kung fu sprite-ing.
boydegg 
  Vote (3)   
Neo needs new phone.
Ian Boughey 
  Vote    
Neo Classic.
Airbolt 
  Vote (10)   
De-ja-vu glitch saves geeks.
Alan Smithee 
  Vote (2)   
Neo swallows reality.
duh 
  Vote (2)   
Try the Oracle's cookies!
redPen 
  Vote (1)   
Machines: Deus ex machina.
aahaa, muahaha 
  Vote (5)   
Keanu gets philosophical; whoa!
plato 
  Vote (1)   
Neo and Miss Cleo.
Fuzzelsnout 
  Vote (6)   
Neo follows white rabbit.
Six 
  Vote    
Eat snot. Dodge bullets.
freewalk 
  Vote (1)   
Oracle provides knowledge, cookies.
But when Eric e... 
  Vote (1)   
Life's a glitch.
D Dragon 
  Vote (10)   
Human batteries' blissful ignorance.
Alan Smithee 
  Vote (3)   
Humanity in shocking state!
Yelnats 
  Vote (1)   
Neo Needs nicer 'Net.
peyton1327 
  Vote    
Morpheus teaches Neo shaolin.
el guapo 
  Vote    
Metropolitan World of Warcraft.
tonio 
  Vote (1)   
Volts revolt.
Crazysmallguy 
  Vote (6)   
Ted Logan a saviour?
MF 
  Vote (1)   
Matrix = fake tricks.
WormCaptainOik 
  Vote (2)   
Neo-centric universe.
morris 
  Vote    
Keanu escapes fake world.
teddychan 
  Vote (3)   
Anderson dies, Neo resurrected.
HiFever 
  Vote    
"Guns. Lots of guns."
BabyBear 
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Trinity wears domi-matrix outfit.
JeddtheJedi 
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Keanu is lucidly dreamy.
Cheese_Ed 
  Vote (1)   
Chosen battery battles system.
the2ndHare 
  Vote (3)   
Keanu hangs up. Flies.
Fenni Fentu 
  Vote    
Encapsulated reality.
duh 
  Vote (3)   
Neo: Reality Bites.
Ali 
  Vote (4)   
Caped crusaders defy gravity.
delsheez 
  Vote (1)   
Smith becomes smithereens.
aahaa, muahaha 
  Vote (5)   
Hard pill to swallow.
Miss Alice 
  Vote (1)   
Elrond erased by Keanu .
Raz 
  Vote (2)   
Totally w(e)ired dream world.
Yelnats 
  Vote (3)   
N-E-O...O-N-E! How clever!
The General 
  Vote (10)   
Johnny Mnemonic Strikes Back.
Eminence Front 
  Vote (9)   
Pops pill, beats bullets.
aahaa, muahaha 
  Vote (13)   
Neo, One in Eons.
aahaa, muahaha 
  Vote (26)   
Christ on a byte.
various_handshake 
  Vote (1)   
Secret: There's no spoon.
aahaa, muahaha 
  Vote (7)   
Telphone travellers conspire.
boredpeacenik 
  Vote (1)   
Trinity says "Dodge this".
T. Lane 
  Vote (4)   
Red pill, dodge bullets.
jbhoward 
  Vote    
Neo-cons con Neo.
delsheez 
  Vote (3)   
Keanu is THE ONE.
fourplay 
  Vote    
From ZERO to ONE.
HiFever 
  Vote    
I see data people.
clay 
  Vote (16)   
Sad Keanu's "happy" pills.
JeddtheJedi 
  Vote    
Morpheus gives 'awakening' pills.
aahaa, muahaha 
  Vote (10)   
Trinity's kiss of life.
aahaa, muahaha 
  Vote (6)   
Postmodern, Neo-noir.
JeddtheJedi 
  Vote    
Reality disguised as cyberspace.
Camera 
  Vote    
Green Glyphs define life.
lekolight 
  Vote (4)   
Black (m)Orpheus.
Justin Credible 
  Vote (2)   
Hacker Neo's buggy program.
ChocolateLady 
  Vote (1)   
Bill's excellent flying adventure.
Mr. Dutch 
  Vote    
Artificial intel agents.
[matt] 
  Vote (4)   
Anderson vs Smith.
baldrock 
  Vote    
Whoa! Woe. The One.
Eminence Front 
  Vote (2)   
Anderson morphs into Neo.
lemmycaution 
  Vote (2)   
Reeves aborted into sewer.
Grub 
  Vote    
Dial-up body streaming.
filippo.dilo 
  Vote    
Leather-clad heros battle Elrond.
sublimeXTC 
  Vote    
Vinyl is hot again.
delsheez 
  Vote (3)   
Steak prompts Pantoliano's betrayal.
Alan Smithee 
  Vote    
Reality is bogus, dude.
boydegg 
  Vote (3)   
Neo is Jesus now?
Who 
  Vote    
Neo way !
grumpy 
  Vote (1)   
Scrolling binary confuses 1.
Josh the cat 
  Vote (1)   
Slow-motion? Big deal.
Ed Birch 
  Vote (3)   
Disguises hollowness with confusion.
Deluxe 
  Vote (4)   
Keanu's totally bogus adventure!!!
js 
  Vote (3)   
Neo versus Microsoft Windows.
Pumpkin 
  Vote (22)   
Fishburne advocates taking pills.
PK9 
  Vote (3)   
Kung-fu disguised as sci-fi.
Rob 
  Vote    
Vacuous fantasy wearing shades.
Jazzatola 
  Vote (1)   
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