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Reviews by 'djw1973'
Current status of
Movie mogul
with a total of
335
reviews published to date.
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12 Angry Men (1957)
Room With a View(point).
Oct 15, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
Modern art agitates primates.
Jun 18, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
Homo erectus 'bones' monkey!
Jun 18, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Adventure Of Sherlock Holmes' Smarter Brother, The (1975)
Sheerluck Holmes, Smarty Feldman.
Mar 5, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(6)
Airplane! (1980)
Inflatable pilot goes down.
Mar 4, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(5)
Aladdin (1992)
Aladdin rubs, Robin comes.
Mar 2, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(12)
Alice In Wonderland (1951)
Alice investigates rabbit's hole.
Mar 2, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
Alice In Wonderland (1951)
L.ewis S.creened by D.isney.
Jun 29, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
Alien (1979)
Deep throat in space.
Apr 9, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(7)
Alien (1979)
Eggs on host.
Jul 30, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Alien (1979)
Ripley escapes, pussy intact!
Jul 30, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(4)
Alien (1979)
Ripley, feline fine!
Jul 30, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
Alien (1979)
Ripley decides to vacuum.
Jul 29, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Altered States (1980)
William Hurt, monkeys, crack!
Mar 6, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Amadeus (1984)
Mozart tinkles large organ.
Mar 6, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(7)
American Pie: The Wedding (2003)
Eat shit and Pie!
Mar 2, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(9)
Bambi (1942)
Shot through the hart.
May 22, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(8)
Ben-Hur (1959)
Charlton aids Christ's erection.
Feb 17, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Ben-Hur (1959)
'Jesus I'm really thirsty!'.
Sep 12, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
Big (1988)
Small, BIG, small again.
May 31, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
Big (1988)
Big-a-missed.
Jun 7, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Birdman Of Alcatraz (1962)
Birdman of Leavenworth?
Jul 12, 2008
Scored 5/5
Vote
Blazing Saddles (1974)
Beans = Rawhide!
Feb 11, 2008
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Cars (2006)
McQueen Escapes to Victory.
Dec 10, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
Chocolat (2000)
Willy Wonka loves Chocolat.
Sep 27, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
Christine (1983)
Vroom with a Viewpoint.
May 2, 2009
Scored 5/5
Vote
Christine (1983)
Passion of the Christine.
May 2, 2009
Scored 5/5
Vote
Christine (1983)
Ghost in the machine.
May 2, 2009
Scored 5/5
Vote
Cliffhanger (1993)
Sky Stallone.
Jul 24, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
Cliffhanger (1993)
Rock(y)climber.
Aug 30, 2008
Scored 5/5
Vote
Close Encounters Of The Third Kind (1977)
Aliens play 'Simon Says'.
Jan 6, 2008
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Cool Hand Luke (1967)
Luke eats, doesn't puke!
Jun 26, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
Crossroads (1986)
Macchio strokes G-string.
Aug 30, 2008
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Da Vinci Code, The (2006)
Maryleboned.
Mar 21, 2008
Scored 5/5
Vote
Da Vinci Code, The (2006)
Holy Fuck.
Mar 21, 2008
Scored 5/5
Vote
Dumbo (1941)
Ele-vation.
May 22, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(12)
E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial (1982)
Alien gives kid finger!
Apr 9, 2008
Scored 5/5
Vote
Educating Rita (1983)
Paperback Rita.
Sep 18, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(4)
Elephant Man, The (1980)
John Merrick - ugly bastard!
May 28, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
Forrest Gump (1994)
Vet gets the runs.
Jul 11, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Forrest Gump (1994)
Dummy run.
Aug 30, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
Fugitive, The (1993)
Hand Solo.
Aug 30, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(4)
Fugitive, The (1993)
Runaway Ford
Oct 18, 2013
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Full Monty, The (1997)
Male Cashdance.
Apr 6, 2008
Scored 5/5
Vote
Full Monty, The (1997)
Doledancers.
Mar 25, 2008
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Gandhi (1982)
Yogi bare.
Aug 27, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(4)
Gladiator (2000)
Russell dies final tussle.
May 9, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Gladiator (2000)
See Rome and die!
May 22, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Gladiator (2000)
NZ Aussie: Spanish Roman.
Jun 20, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
Gladiator (2000)
Roman Brawl-a-day.
Jun 20, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Gladiator (2000)
Crowe defeats Phoenix.
Feb 27, 2010
Scored 5/5
Vote
Goonies, The (1985)
Chester Copperpot fucked up!
Feb 17, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Great Dictator, The (1940)
Box Office Hit(ler).
Apr 29, 2008
Scored 5/5
Vote
(4)
Green Mile, The (1999)
Coffey better than Jesus!
Mar 26, 2008
Scored 5/5
Vote
Green Mile, The (1999)
Coffey, Coughing, Coffin!
Mar 26, 2008
Scored 5/5
Vote
Green Mile, The (1999)
Coffey cures all ills!
Mar 26, 2008
Scored 5/5
Vote
Green Mile, The (1999)
Jailhouse Cock (infection).
Apr 4, 2008
Scored 5/5
Vote
Green Mile, The (1999)
Vermin befriends vermin.
May 19, 2008
Scored 5/5
Vote
Hannibal (2001)
Liotta gives Hopkins head.
Feb 18, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(6)
Hannibal (2001)
Head Chef?
Feb 26, 2010
Scored 5/5
Vote
Hellraiser (1987)
Rubik cube for sickos.
May 28, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
Hill, The (1965)
Hill, feet blues.
Jul 26, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Hunchback Of Notre Dame, The (1939)
Ugliest swinger in town!
May 30, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Hunchback Of Notre Dame, The (1939)
Bell ringer pulls belle.
May 30, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Ice Cold In Alex (1958)
Mills and Dune.
Sep 10, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(4)
Incredibles, The (2004)
Above 'Parr' family.
Dec 20, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Jaws (1975)
A big shark's mouth.
May 31, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Krays, The (1990)
GArY Kemp.
Mar 28, 2008
Scored 5/5
Vote
Krays, The (1990)
Eastbender.
Mar 28, 2008
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Ladykillers, The (1955)
Gran theft.
Jan 6, 2008
Scored 5/5
Vote
(7)
Legend (1985)
Curry hotter than hell.
Jul 3, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
Leon (1994)
L.onely E.xterminator O.verprotects N.atalie.
Feb 19, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Lord Of The Flies (1963)
Conch doesn't save paunch?
Jun 1, 2010
Scored 5/5
Vote
Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring, The (2001)
Ringo Starrt.
Jun 16, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring, The (2001)
Frodo Versus The Volcano.
Jun 16, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Lust For Life (1956)
Kirk's failed enterprise
Oct 10, 2013
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Lust For Life (1956)
Vincente's impression of Vincent
Oct 10, 2013
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Lust For Life (1956)
Kirk paints a kirk
Oct 10, 2013
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Man Called Horse, A (1970)
Highly Strung Horse.
Apr 26, 2008
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Man Who Would Be King, The (1975)
King Con(nery).
Sep 19, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Matrix, The (1999)
Hacker makes decent prophet.
Jun 20, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
Matrix, The (1999)
Byte Club.
Aug 27, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Matrix, The (1999)
'Tron' meets Windows.
Aug 27, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
Me, Myself & Irene (2000)
Whitey saves the day!
Jul 2, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
Me, Myself & Irene (2000)
Triple choc CHiPs.
Jul 10, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
Monsters, Inc. (2001)
Room with a Boo.
Oct 21, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(9)
My Fair Lady (1964)
Hepburn improves 'oral' technique.
Aug 9, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
My Fair Lady (1964)
Chitty Chatty Sang Sang.
Jun 16, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Nacho Libre (2006)
Black wrestles wth conscience.
Jun 22, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
Name Of The Rose, The (1986)
Another detective called Monk?
Jul 8, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
Ocean's Eleven (2001)
The Money Pitt.
Jun 16, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Ocean's Eleven (2001)
Ocean in desert.
Jun 16, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Omen, The (1976)
Hellboy.
Aug 7, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
Party, The (1968)
Peter perfect party pooper.
Jul 11, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Planet Of The Apes (1968)
Americans usurped by monkeys!
May 17, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Platoon (1986)
Charlie kills Charlie!
Aug 8, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Private Lives Of Elizabeth And Essex, The (1939)
Bette leaves Errol sweaty.
Jan 6, 2008
Scored 5/5
Vote
Psycho (1960)
Leigh faces final curtain!
May 1, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(10)
Psycho (1960)
Master Bates in bathroom.
May 14, 2009
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Ratatouille (2007)
Rat Tale.
Jan 6, 2008
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
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