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Brevity: soul of wit.
Reviews by 'Gentleman Ghost'
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with a total of
2055
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Aristocrats, The (2005)
Four-letter free-for-all.
Jan 10, 2006
Scored 6/5
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(5)
Aristocrats, The (2005)
Sadly, Silverman got sued.
Jan 10, 2006
Scored 6/5
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(2)
Aristocrats, The (2005)
Prurient improvisation precedes punchline.
Feb 7, 2006
Scored 6/5
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(8)
Beauty And The Beast (1991)
Jerry Orbach's a 'stick.
Mar 3, 2011
Scored 6/5
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(1)
Bring On The Night (1985)
Jazz: Sting's new thing.
Dec 7, 2007
Scored 6/5
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Coraline (2009)
Other mother traps another.
Mar 8, 2009
Scored 6/5
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(3)
Dark Knight, The (2008)
Harvey Dented.
Jul 27, 2008
Scored 6/5
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(9)
Dark Knight, The (2008)
Gotham citizens not murderous.
Jul 26, 2008
Scored 6/5
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Dark Knight, The (2008)
Batman, popularity plummet.
Jul 27, 2008
Scored 6/5
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Dark Knight, The (2008)
Insane clown's posse.
Jul 27, 2008
Scored 6/5
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(16)
Dark Knight, The (2008)
Heath Ledger's killer smile.
Jul 26, 2008
Scored 6/5
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(2)
Ferris Bueller's Day Off (1986)
Raging Rooney rides bus.
Feb 17, 2006
Scored 6/5
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Ferris Bueller's Day Off (1986)
Singing telegram unfinished.
Feb 17, 2006
Scored 6/5
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Ferris Bueller's Day Off (1986)
Playing sick? Lick palms.
Feb 17, 2006
Scored 6/5
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(1)
Ferris Bueller's Day Off (1986)
Sloane gives 'Daddy' kiss.
Feb 17, 2006
Scored 6/5
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Ferris Bueller's Day Off (1986)
Grace's hair hides ballpoint.
Feb 17, 2006
Scored 6/5
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Ferris Bueller's Day Off (1986)
Sheen counsels, courts Grey.
Feb 19, 2006
Scored 6/5
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Ferris Bueller's Day Off (1986)
Ben Stein begins.
Dec 20, 2010
Scored 6/5
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His Girl Friday (1940)
Hawks, Hecht, & Hildy.
Feb 11, 2006
Scored 6/5
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Into The Woods (1991)
After 'happy ever after'.
Nov 17, 2007
Scored 6/5
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(2)
Into The Woods (1991)
Princes in perpetual 'Agony'.
Apr 19, 2007
Scored 6/5
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Lawrence Of Arabia (1962)
English desert-er.
Mar 16, 2010
Scored 6/5
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(5)
Lawrence Of Arabia (1962)
Arabs reach critical Damascus.
Mar 16, 2010
Scored 6/5
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(1)
Lawrence Of Arabia (1962)
Sandy-haired sand lover.
Mar 16, 2010
Scored 6/5
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Lawrence Of Arabia (1962)
O'Toole: three sheets (plus).
Mar 16, 2010
Scored 6/5
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(5)
Monty Python And The Holy Grail (1975)
Moose invades credits.
Jan 24, 2006
Scored 6/5
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(7)
Monty Python And The Holy Grail (1975)
Minstrels eaten, much rejoicing.
Jan 13, 2006
Scored 6/5
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(17)
Monty Python And The Holy Grail (1975)
Subtitler sacker sacked.
Jan 24, 2006
Scored 6/5
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(9)
Monty Python And The Holy Grail (1975)
Jones can't pronounce 'ni'.
Feb 4, 2006
Scored 6/5
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(5)
Monty Python And The Holy Grail (1975)
English keniggits taunted.
Feb 7, 2006
Scored 6/5
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(1)
Monty Python And The Holy Grail (1975)
Witch has carrot nose.
Feb 7, 2006
Scored 6/5
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(1)
Monty Python And The Holy Grail (1975)
'Not dead' man protests.
Feb 7, 2006
Scored 6/5
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(10)
Monty Python And The Holy Grail (1975)
Lancelot butchers wedding guests.
Feb 17, 2006
Scored 6/5
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(2)
Napol�on (1927)
Napoleon wins snowball fight.
Mar 28, 2012
Scored 6/5
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(1)
Napol�on (1927)
Napoleon's name frequently mispronounced.
May 1, 2012
Scored 6/5
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(1)
Napol�on (1927)
Director doubles as demagogue.
Mar 28, 2012
Scored 6/5
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(1)
Napol�on (1927)
Hurdy gurdy entertains Robespierre.
Mar 28, 2012
Scored 6/5
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(1)
Napol�on (1927)
Napoleon's dinghy Corsican escape.
Mar 28, 2012
Scored 6/5
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(1)
Napol�on (1927)
Warrants eaten, lives spared.
Mar 28, 2012
Scored 6/5
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(1)
Napol�on (1927)
Red, white, and bleu.
May 24, 2012
Scored 6/5
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(2)
Office Space (1999)
Attrition. Aniston. Arson.
Feb 19, 2006
Scored 6/5
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(12)
Office Space (1999)
'Great' boss doesn't listen.
Feb 19, 2006
Scored 6/5
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(1)
One Froggy Evening (1955)
Maltese frog.
Nov 22, 2006
Scored 6/5
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(1)
One Froggy Evening (1955)
WB mascot croaks.
Nov 22, 2006
Scored 6/5
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One Froggy Evening (1955)
Cat gets frog's tongue.
Feb 15, 2007
Scored 6/5
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(4)
One Froggy Evening (1955)
Michigan: frog in throat?
Mar 22, 2008
Scored 6/5
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Raiders Of The Lost Ark (1981)
Indy's lament: why snakes?
Mar 27, 2006
Scored 6/5
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(1)
Robin Hood Daffy (1958)
Duck and a quarterstaff.
Jul 11, 2007
Scored 6/5
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(1)
Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber Of Fleet Street (1982)
Hearn's barber cuts throats.
Jan 8, 2011
Scored 6/5
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Transylvania 6-5000 (1963)
Bugs bats bat.
Jan 7, 2007
Scored 6/5
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(6)
Transylvania 6-5000 (1963)
Bat bugs Bugs.
Jan 7, 2007
Scored 6/5
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(7)
Transylvania 6-5000 (1963)
Glasses don't protect bat.
Jan 7, 2007
Scored 6/5
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(1)
Transylvania 6-5000 (1963)
Bugs is at bat.
Mar 24, 2007
Scored 6/5
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(1)
Untouchables, The (1987)
Connery's con miffs Mountie.
Dec 3, 2009
Scored 6/5
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2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
Zarathustra speaks, HAL listens.
May 10, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(2)
300 (2006)
Miller's tale quite Spartan.
Jan 8, 2007
Scored 5/5
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(1)
300 (2006)
Closed wall, Persian dead.
Apr 9, 2007
Scored 5/5
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300 (2006)
Spartans fight Xerox-es.
Apr 25, 2007
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Airplane! (1980)
Bridges can't quit anything.
Feb 16, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(5)
Airplane! (1980)
Leon gets larger.
Mar 24, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Ali Baba Bunny (1957)
Hare'm scare 'em.
Nov 23, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(8)
Ali Baba Bunny (1957)
Password? Bugs draws Blanc.
Nov 23, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(9)
Ali Baba Bunny (1957)
That's Ali, folks!
Jan 3, 2007
Scored 5/5
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(20)
Amadeus (1984)
Abraham fights with God.
Feb 16, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(10)
Amadeus (1984)
Emperor: too many notes.
Feb 16, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Amadeus (1984)
Father issues haunt Mozart.
Feb 16, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(5)
American Splendor (2003)
James Urbaniak, Crumb-y actor.
Apr 25, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(1)
And Now For Something Completely Different (1971)
'Not Being Seen' instructions.
Feb 28, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(4)
And Now For Something Completely Different (1971)
Nasal tape recorder played.
Feb 28, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(1)
And The Band Played On (1993)
Artists Infected, Doctors Squabble.
Feb 18, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(3)
And The Band Played On (1993)
Grand theft autoimmune study.
Feb 24, 2009
Scored 5/5
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(5)
Annie (1982)
Finney girl.
Nov 2, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(11)
Aparajito (1956)
Academic Apu aggrieves ancestor.
Jun 15, 2007
Scored 5/5
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(6)
Apocalypse Now (1979)
Heady Hopper, journalist.
Nov 7, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(9)
Army Of Darkness (1992)
Mini-Ashes: asexual reproduction.
Feb 12, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Army Of Darkness (1992)
Ash has situation HANDled.
Feb 16, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Backbeat (1994)
Beatle goes nowhere, man.
Jun 14, 2007
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Backbeat (1994)
Sutcliffe Bested by hemmorage.
Jun 14, 2007
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Backbeat (1994)
Beatles less one.
Jun 14, 2007
Scored 5/5
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Batman Begins (2005)
Newsie saves Gotham.
Jan 27, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(5)
Beetlejuice (1988)
Ryder certain Keaton beaten.
Feb 2, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Better Off Dead... (1985)
Mother doesn't understand French.
Feb 9, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Beverly Hills Cop (1984)
Reiser 'discovers' incorrect locker.
Nov 9, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Beverly Hills Cop (1984)
Brest of Beverly Hills.
Nov 23, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Beverly Hills Cop (1984)
Herpes makes waiter uncomfortable.
Nov 9, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Big Lebowski, The (1998)
Flea is a nihilist.
Feb 7, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Birds, The (1963)
Killers show no egrets.
May 3, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(13)
Black Swan (2010)
Portman pursues pirouette perfection.
Dec 15, 2010
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Blazing Saddles (1974)
Cleavon Little: Big horn.
Feb 17, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(6)
Blazing Saddles (1974)
Rail workers sing Porter.
Feb 16, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(8)
Blues Brothers, The (1980)
Mission from God suspect.
Feb 3, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Blues Brothers, The (1980)
Ray plays unplugged organ.
Feb 5, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Boogie Nights (1997)
Marky Mark, spunky bunch.
Feb 21, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Boogie Nights (1997)
Marky Mark, junkie bunch.
Feb 22, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Bourne Identity, The (2002)
Matt Damon: Mini driver.
Feb 19, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(11)
Brazil (1985)
DeNiro: DIY doesn't pay.
Feb 2, 2013
Scored 5/5
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Children Of A Lesser God (1986)
Marlee Matlin: girl interpreted.
May 2, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(7)
Children Of Men (2006)
Crying baby trumps tanks.
Jan 17, 2007
Scored 5/5
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Coming To America (1988)
Eddie Murphy becomes Jewish.
Jul 18, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Complete Works Of William Shakespeare (Abridged), The (2000)
Royal succession: American football?
Mar 26, 2006
Scored 5/5
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