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Reviews by 'squarehead'
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with a total of
718
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'It's Alive!' (1969)
Farmer feeds pet people.
Oct 1, 2008
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About Schmidt (2002)
Bates exposes gross body.
Nov 1, 2005
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Agnes Of God (1985)
Meg lays dirty egg.
Jun 15, 2006
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(2)
Altered States (1980)
Hurt has apey hallucinations.
Nov 29, 2005
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(1)
American Gun (2002)
Coburn fixates over tragedy.
Mar 4, 2007
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Article 99 (1992)
Kansas City hospital overcrowds.
Sep 30, 2006
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(1)
Ask The Dust (2006)
Colin's fallin' for Salma.
Aug 20, 2006
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Baby Snakes (1979)
Zappa plays on Halloween.
Oct 20, 2008
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Backstage (2005)
Emmanuelle meets teenage fanatic.
Apr 6, 2008
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Bad Santa (2003)
Santa ain't always nice.
Dec 15, 2005
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(1)
Bee Season (2005)
Juliette rips off neighbors.
Apr 30, 2007
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Big Fix, The (1978)
Dreyfuss spoils Abraham's plot.
Dec 29, 2005
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Blood Relatives (1978)
Two Donalds examine slaying.
Jan 8, 2006
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(1)
Boost, The (1988)
Miss Kitty does coke.
Feb 22, 2008
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(1)
Border, The (1982)
Nicholson chases illegal immigrants.
Apr 5, 2008
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Broken Flowers (2005)
Bill boned by Stone.
Nov 8, 2005
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Brother From Another Planet, The (1984)
Alien lands in ghetto.
Mar 14, 2006
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Brotherhood Of Satan, The (1971)
Satan possesses senior citizens.
Feb 19, 2009
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Brothers (1977)
Bernie endures racial abuse.
Mar 30, 2007
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Burnt Offerings (1976)
Oliver nearly drowns son.
Jan 11, 2006
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(1)
Cal (1984)
Mirren loves husbands' killer.
Aug 1, 2007
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Candy Mountain (1988)
Rocker looks for Silk.
Nov 13, 2009
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Chinatown (1974)
Faye blown away.
Mar 30, 2007
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City Of God (2002)
Rio youngsters turn violent.
Nov 26, 2007
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(1)
Closer (2004)
Natalie wears pink hair.
Nov 30, 2005
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Confessions Of A Dangerous Mind (2002)
Julia licks Sam.
Dec 9, 2005
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Confidentially Yours (1983)
Fanny investigates a homicide.
Nov 8, 2006
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Conversation, The (1974)
Wiretapper cracks, trashes apartment.
Mar 24, 2008
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(1)
Corky (1972)
Disillusioned racer leaves family.
Apr 24, 2006
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Crazy Heart (2009)
Jeff has Bad habits.
Jan 24, 2010
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(4)
Cujo (1983)
Bat bitten dog kills.
Nov 21, 2006
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Dancing At The Blue Iguana (2000)
Tilly whips butts.
May 10, 2006
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(1)
Daphne (2007)
Author loves other women.
Sep 23, 2007
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Dark Of The Sun (1968)
Rod, Jim seek diamonds.
Oct 27, 2005
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(1)
Day Of The Locust, The (1975)
Child murder unleashes mob.
Jun 10, 2009
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(1)
Deadly Tower, The (1975)
Kurt does mass murder.
Jun 16, 2006
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Deadly Trap, The (1971)
Spies drive Faye mad.
Jan 8, 2006
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Death Of A President (2006)
Bush bites the dust.
Oct 19, 2006
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(1)
Deer Hunter, The (1978)
Cazale makes grand exit.
Aug 24, 2006
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(2)
Deer Hunter, The (1978)
Walken's sad, patriotic sendoff.
Jan 5, 2007
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Desperate Hours (1990)
Crooked lawyer frees Rourke.
Jul 4, 2006
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Die Laughing (1980)
Monkey has nuclear plans.
Jan 23, 2006
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(2)
Dog Day Afternoon (1975)
Robbers stir media frenzy.
Feb 13, 2006
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Don't Be Afraid Of The Dark (1973)
Ghouls make Darby paranoid.
Feb 25, 2012
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Don't Look Back (2009)
Sophie turns into Monica
Jan 16, 2013
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Down To The Bone (2004)
Vera steals sons' money.
Mar 8, 2007
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Dragonfly (1976)
Beau smitten with Susan.
Jan 11, 2006
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Dressed To Kill (1980)
Angie has car sex.
Nov 5, 2005
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(1)
Easy Rider (1969)
Bikers quite Fonda weed.
Sep 27, 2008
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(4)
Ellie Parker (2005)
Naomi struggles with work.
Dec 10, 2006
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Emma Mae (1976)
Southerner robs for boyfriend.
Oct 21, 2008
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End Of The Road (1970)
Jones bullies, berates Keach.
Oct 17, 2005
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Even Dwarfs Started Small (1970)
Little people love porn.
May 24, 2006
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Fat City (1972)
Bitchy barfly annoys boxer.
Jul 17, 2006
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Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas (1998)
Big, bad Benicio barfs.
Oct 26, 2005
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Final Assignment (1980)
Kiddies are fed steroids.
Jan 20, 2006
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(1)
Final Cut: The Making And Unmaking Of Heaven's Gate (2004)
Overambitious director takes fall.
Nov 23, 2005
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Fox And His Friends (1975)
Fassbinder appears in buff.
Sep 9, 2006
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(1)
Gerry (2002)
Matt leaves Casey behind.
May 1, 2007
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Get Rich Or Die Tryin' (2005)
Irish director guides rapper.
Nov 24, 2005
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Getting Straight (1970)
Elliott rips into establishment.
Jan 10, 2008
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Good Year, A (2006)
Marion loves her Crowe.
Sep 7, 2010
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Group, The (1966)
Bergen becomes a lesbian.
May 15, 2006
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(2)
Hammersmith Is Out (1972)
Loony Burton mentors Beau.
Sep 9, 2006
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Hand, The (1981)
Oliver can't grasp horror.
Feb 5, 2006
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(5)
Harry O: Such Dust As Dreams Are Made On (1973)
Sheen doublecrossed by Sal.
Sep 15, 2006
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Hospital, The (1971)
Drinking doctor goes insane.
Feb 16, 2006
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Hotel (2001)
Lucy & Salma fight.
Apr 15, 2010
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Hunger, The (1983)
Bowie defines aging.
Nov 2, 2005
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I Heart Huckabees (2004)
Jason fawns over Izzy.
Apr 8, 2006
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(1)
I Know Who Killed Me (2007)
Stripper goes psycho.
Aug 25, 2007
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Insider, The (1999)
Russell gets fat, gray.
Nov 22, 2005
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Into The Wild (2007)
Emile takes spiritual journey.
Oct 6, 2007
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Jenifer (2001)
ALS strikes San Giacomo.
Dec 14, 2007
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Jesus Christ Superstar (1973)
Stormin' Norman leads congregation.
Dec 22, 2005
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Jet Lag (2002)
Juliette flushes cell phone.
Apr 22, 2006
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Juno (2007)
Page pregnant at 16.
Jan 3, 2008
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Kansas City Bomber (1972)
Raquel shows athletic toughness.
Nov 21, 2005
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Killing Affair, A (1986)
Widow turns on killer.
Feb 2, 2007
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King Of Comedy, The (1982)
DeNiro crashes Jerry's house.
Nov 22, 2005
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King Of The Mountain (1981)
Harry hightails around L.A.
Sep 23, 2007
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Kramer Vs. Kramer (1979)
Justin ruins his dinner.
May 22, 2006
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Lady Liberty (1971)
Customs suspicious of sausage.
Sep 30, 2006
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Let's Scare Jessica To Death (1971)
House freaks out Jessica.
Mar 28, 2009
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(1)
Long Goodbye, The (1973)
Marlowe slags off interrogators.
Oct 19, 2006
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(1)
Long Goodbye, The (1973)
Altman keeps Arnold quiet.
Jun 15, 2007
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(1)
Losin' It (1983)
Tom Longs for Shelley.
Mar 6, 2006
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(1)
Lost Man, The (1969)
Poitier plays a radical.
Apr 22, 2006
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Man Who Fell To Earth, The (1976)
Ziggy visits alien surroundings.
Oct 21, 2005
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(2)
Man With The Steel Mask, The (1973)
Gould fooled by scientist.
Nov 30, 2007
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Manhunter (1986)
Brian predates Sir Anthony.
May 10, 2006
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Mary And Rhoda (2000)
Two Minneapolis buddies reunite.
Mar 28, 2013
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(1)
Matter Of Time, A (1976)
Liza directed by dad.
Nov 17, 2006
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(1)
Michael Clayton (2007)
Tom flips and strips.
Oct 24, 2007
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Mikey And Nicky (1976)
Columbo protects jittery buddy.
Jan 30, 2007
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(1)
Miracle At St. Anna (2008)
Spike goes to war.
Oct 5, 2008
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(1)
Mission: Impossible (1996)
Phelps, a bad guy?
Aug 9, 2009
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(1)
Missouri Breaks, The (1976)
Brando's flab disgusts Jack.
Jan 30, 2006
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(1)
Nathalie... (2003)
Fanny probes husbands' womanizing.
Sep 20, 2007
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(1)
Novocaine (2001)
Helena, Laura fuck Steve.
Nov 9, 2006
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