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Reviews by 'Anthony'
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1 Night In Paris (2004)
Paris spilt on.
Aug 18, 2005
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1 Night In Paris (2004)
Last bang-o in Paris.
Aug 18, 2005
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(2)
50 First Dates (2004)
'Memento' without the killings.
Jul 18, 2005
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(11)
Admiral Dewey Taking Leave Of Washington Committee On The U.S. Cruiser 'Olympia' (1899)
Dewey plays himself again.
Jun 15, 2005
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(2)
Aladdin (1992)
A Rug's Life.
Jun 15, 2005
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(27)
Ali G InDaHouse (2002)
Booya-crasher.
Jun 26, 2005
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(2)
Amistad (1997)
Port to court story.
Aug 19, 2005
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(3)
Animal Farm (1954)
Absolute power. Breeding. Corruption.
Jul 7, 2005
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(13)
Animal Farm (1954)
Animals equal. Some moreso.
Jul 7, 2005
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(9)
Another Demonstration Of The Cliff-Guibert Fire Hose Reel, Showing A Young Girl Coming From An Office, Detaching Hose, Running With It 60 Feet, And Playing A Stream, All Inside Of 30 Seconds (1900)
Reel-y quick hosing.
Jun 21, 2005
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(5)
Antz (1998)
Z triumphs over miscre-antz.
Jul 22, 2005
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(10)
Apocalypse Now (1979)
Napalm smell loved, A.M.
Aug 8, 2005
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(3)
Around The World In 80 Days (2004)
Dense Fogg scrapes record.
Aug 8, 2005
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(1)
Attack Of The 50 Foot Chihuahua From Outer Space (1998)
Earth dogged by attacks.
Aug 18, 2005
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(2)
Attack Of The Killer Refrigerator (1990)
Whitegood, black intention.
Aug 19, 2005
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Attack Of The Killer Refrigerator (1990)
Murder in chilled blood.
Aug 19, 2005
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(1)
Attack Of The Killer Tomatoes! (1978)
San Francisco almost pureed.
Aug 8, 2005
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Badi (1983)
E.T.- Extremely Turkish.
Aug 7, 2005
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Bambi Meets Godzilla (1969)
Bambi's gotta be underdog.
Jun 15, 2005
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(1)
Bambi Meets Godzilla (1969)
Venison dinner for Godzilla.
Jun 17, 2005
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(1)
Batman (1966)
Wholly camp crusaders!
Jul 15, 2005
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(3)
Batman, The (1943)
Batman Begins- no, really!
Jun 26, 2005
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(17)
Bean (1997)
Bean in the USA.
Aug 6, 2005
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(12)
Being John Malkovich (1999)
Puppeteer makes Malkovich bitch.
Aug 6, 2005
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(3)
Big One, The (1997)
Moore advertises latest drivel.
Aug 8, 2005
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Billy Elliot (2000)
Billy ballsily ballets brilliantly.
Jun 6, 2005
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(2)
Blackadder's Christmas Carol (1988)
God bless us every-Rowan.
Aug 1, 2005
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(9)
Blast From The Past (1999)
Middle-aged virgin lays Silverstone.
Jul 26, 2005
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Boat Trip (2002)
Cuba's missable crisis.
May 28, 2005
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(20)
Boat Trip (2002)
All hands on dick.
Jun 22, 2005
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(9)
Bowling For Columbine (2002)
Moore tediously attacks guns.
Jul 13, 2005
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Brain That Wouldn't Die, The (1962)
All nagging, no shagging.
Jul 17, 2005
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(5)
Breakfast At Tiffany's (1961)
Audrey finds love, cat.
Aug 5, 2005
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(1)
Breakfast Club, The (1985)
Geek ends detention alone.
Jul 13, 2005
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(2)
Breakfast Of Champions (1999)
Hoover's life in vacuum.
Aug 8, 2005
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Breakfast With Einstein (1998)
Einstein teaches young Martin.
Aug 8, 2005
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Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo (1984)
Breakin' news- centre saved!
Jul 17, 2005
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(2)
Breast Men (1997)
Docs improve implant implementation.
Aug 8, 2005
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(1)
Bride & Prejudice (2004)
A Bolly good wedding.
Jun 15, 2005
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(11)
Bridget Jones's Diary (2001)
Spinster's diary, very unconfidential.
Aug 1, 2005
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Bridget Jones's Diary (2001)
Barrister wins case, Bridget.
Aug 1, 2005
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Bridget Jones: The Edge Of Reason (2004)
Bridget: Another voluminous volume.
Jul 7, 2005
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(2)
Bringing Up Baby (1938)
Grant 'spots' Hepburn.
Jul 15, 2005
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Bruce Almighty (2003)
Carrey Lords it up.
Jun 7, 2005
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(13)
Bug's Life, A (1998)
Grasshoppers really bug ants.
Jul 22, 2005
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(4)
Bulworth (1998)
Hip-hop-olitics.
Aug 8, 2005
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(2)
Caffeteria Or How Are You Going To Keep Her Down On The Farm After She's Seen Paris Twice (1973)
Stay on farm? In-Seine!
Jun 20, 2005
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(3)
Caffeteria Or How Are You Going To Keep Her Down On The Farm After She's Seen Paris Twice (1973)
Cows or Frogs dilemma.
Jun 20, 2005
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(4)
Cars (2006)
Pixar achieve perfect car-mony.
Jul 7, 2005
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(2)
Cars That Ate Paris, The (1974)
Paris, wrecks us.
Jul 17, 2005
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(10)
Charlie And The Chocolate Factory (2005)
Depp Wilder than Gene.
Jul 19, 2005
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(3)
Charlie And The Chocolate Factory (2005)
Wonka exploits sweatshop workers.
Jul 19, 2005
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(2)
Chasing Amy (1997)
Affleck amores amie Amy.
Jun 7, 2005
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(1)
Chatterbox (1977)
Conversation: labia of love.
Jul 17, 2005
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(9)
Chocolate Sperm (2001)
Creamiest form of chocolate.
Aug 19, 2005
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(1)
Clerks. (1994)
Randy Randal purchases porn.
Jun 15, 2005
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Come And Get It (1936)
Barney loses Lotta love.
Aug 8, 2005
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Come On George (1939)
Cheeky stablehand tames horse.
Aug 8, 2005
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(1)
Comes A Horseman (1978)
Jane Fonda the ranch.
Aug 8, 2005
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Complete Works Of William Shakespeare (Abridged), The (2000)
Shakespeare: Abridged too far.
Jul 7, 2005
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(13)
Complete Works Of William Shakespeare (Abridged), The (2000)
Macbeth of fresh air.
Aug 8, 2005
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(4)
Complete Works Of William Shakespeare (Abridged), The (2000)
Shakespeare gets FWFR treatment.
Aug 8, 2005
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(8)
Constructing Reality: Exploring Media Issues In Documentary - Voices Of Experience, Voices For Change Part 1 (1993)
School of Doc'.
Jun 15, 2005
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(7)
Constructing Reality: Exploring Media Issues In Documentary - Voices Of Experience, Voices For Change Part 1 (1993)
'What's up?' doc'.
Jun 21, 2005
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(3)
Cooking With Porn Stars (2002)
'Starters': Porn, cock-tales.
Aug 5, 2005
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(1)
Corporation, The (2003)
IBM: International Business Monster.
Jul 20, 2005
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(11)
Country Bears, The (2002)
Bear-ly necessary reunion concert.
Aug 19, 2005
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(3)
D2: The Mighty Ducks (1994)
Iceland incur a Ducking.
Aug 6, 2005
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D3: The Mighty Ducks (1996)
Ducks implausibly stay together.
Aug 20, 2005
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Day After Tomorrow, The (2004)
Canada frozen out- literally.
Jul 20, 2005
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(9)
Dealing: Or The Berkeley-To-Boston Forty-Brick Lost-Bag Blues (1972)
Dealer slugs it out.
Aug 8, 2005
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Dealing: Or The Berkeley-To-Boston Forty-Brick Lost-Bag Blues (1972)
Weed smoked, slug poked.
Aug 7, 2005
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Death Bed: The Bed That Eats (1977)
B'edible.
Aug 2, 2005
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(15)
Demonstrating The Action Of The Brown Hoisting And Conveying Machine In Unloading A Schooner Of Iron Ore, And Loading The Material On The Cars (1900)
Ore-inspiring performance.
Jun 19, 2005
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(15)
Demonstrating The Action Of The Chicago Pneumatic Shell Riveters On The Underside Of The Hull Of A Steel Vessel. Taken For The Chicago Pneumatic Tool Co. (1900)
To hull and back.
Jun 7, 2005
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(23)
Demonstrating The Action Of The Chicago Pneumatic Shell Riveters On The Underside Of The Hull Of A Steel Vessel. Taken For The Chicago Pneumatic Tool Co. (1900)
Demonstration of pneu technology.
Jun 16, 2005
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(15)
Descent, The (2005)
Babes get spelunk'd.
Jul 15, 2005
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(3)
Descent, The (2005)
Speleo killed B-movie stars.
Jul 17, 2005
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(1)
Dogma (1999)
Loki not low key.
Jun 20, 2005
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(5)
Dr Who And The Daleks (1965)
Scary trip to Skaro.
Jul 15, 2005
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(3)
Dr Who And The Daleks (1965)
Daleks suffer Cushing defeat.
Jul 15, 2005
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(5)
Drop Dead Gorgeous (1999)
Rags to bitches story.
Jun 7, 2005
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(1)
Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind (2004)
Joel loses his mind.
Jun 20, 2005
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(4)
�tre Et Avoir (2002)
Frenchman teaches all-comers.
Aug 8, 2005
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Explosion Of A Motor Car (1900)
Old banger goes bang.
Aug 1, 2005
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(9)
Fahrenheit 9/11 (2004)
Michael pedals Moore half-truths.
Aug 1, 2005
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(2)
Finding Nemo (2003)
Even fish hate dentists.
Aug 8, 2005
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(2)
Finding Nemo (2003)
Fish becomes son-seeker.
Aug 7, 2005
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Fluffer, The (2001)
Gay day = pay day.
Jun 21, 2005
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(2)
Fluffer, The (2001)
A hard gay's night.
Jul 7, 2005
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(17)
Forrest Gump (1994)
Chocolates casualty of narrative.
Jun 26, 2005
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(1)
Four Weddings And A Funeral (1994)
Several matched; Gareth dispatched.
Jun 22, 2005
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Gangs Of New York (2002)
Butcher butchers New Amsterdam.
Aug 7, 2005
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Ghost (1990)
Pottery 'n' emotion.
May 28, 2005
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(21)
Groundhog Day (1993)
Forecasting: Phil vs. Phil.
Jul 15, 2005
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(2)
Groundhog Day (1993)
Rodent predicts weather. Repeatedly.
Jul 15, 2005
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(2)
Happy Gilmore (1996)
Hockey seamlessly becomes golf?
Jun 15, 2005
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(2)
Happy Gilmore (1996)
Happy's success driven.
Jun 21, 2005
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(5)
Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Secrets (2002)
Stoned students at Hogwarts.
Aug 18, 2005
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Harry Potter And The Philosopher's Stone (2001)
School of warlock.
Aug 8, 2005
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