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Reviews by 'freewalk'
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�Three Amigos! (1986)
Gringo hats trick bandits.
Aug 15, 2005
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300 (2006)
Codpieces defend Greece.
Nov 6, 2007
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300 (2006)
Arrows pierce chest beaters.
Nov 16, 2007
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300 (2006)
Persian monsters, speared ending.
Nov 6, 2007
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300 (2006)
Greek legend. Miller's myths.
Nov 6, 2007
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300 (2006)
Spartans have bigger rods.
Nov 6, 2007
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Aeon Flux (2005)
MTV heroine blandly adapted.
Aug 5, 2007
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Aeon Flux (2005)
Aeon is Theron.
Jun 18, 2008
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Akira (1988)
Punk can't control hormones.
Aug 2, 2005
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Ali (2001)
Heavywieght Prince of Zaire.
Aug 23, 2005
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Alien (1979)
Android splutters stark truths.
Jun 27, 2005
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Alien (1979)
Ripley unaware, reveals underwear.
Aug 10, 2005
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Alien: Resurrection (1997)
Aliens vs Albino.
Oct 28, 2005
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Alien� (1992)
Ripley gets laid.
May 20, 2005
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Aliens (1986)
Large bug gets vacuumed.
Jun 24, 2005
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American Beauty (1999)
Spacey soils bed sheets.
Aug 15, 2005
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American Psycho (2000)
White-collar blood-lust.
May 11, 2005
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American Psycho (2000)
De-capitalist.
Mar 21, 2008
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Apocalypse Now (1979)
Vietnam atrocities include bovinicide.
Jul 17, 2005
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Apocalypse Now (1979)
Soldier contemplates killing Kurtz.
Jul 17, 2005
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Apocalypto (2006)
Homicidal Mayaniacs.
Jun 14, 2007
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Apocalypto (2006)
Hearts and Mayans captured.
Jun 14, 2007
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(3)
Apocalypto (2006)
Deities capture villagers' hearts.
Jun 14, 2007
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Austin Powers: International Man Of Mystery (1997)
Carry On meets Bond.
May 30, 2005
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AVP: Alien Vs. Predator (2004)
Facehuggers get bullet-timed.
Aug 10, 2005
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AVP: Alien Vs. Predator (2004)
Sistah softens ugly motherfucker.
Jun 24, 2005
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Back To The Future (1985)
Match the parents.
Jul 31, 2005
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(3)
Back To The Future (1985)
Fox Flux off.
Nov 7, 2005
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(3)
Batman Begins (2005)
Scarecrow uses flower power.
Sep 19, 2006
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Batman Returns (1992)
Pfeline's lithe and dangerous.
Sep 14, 2006
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Battle Royale (2000)
Killing for good grades.
May 9, 2005
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Big Fish (2003)
Pop fiction.
Jul 13, 2005
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Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey (1991)
Dudes defy afterlife.
Jul 4, 2005
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Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey (1991)
Resurrection dudes.
Jul 4, 2005
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Blade Runner (1982)
Turtle conundrum baffles droid.
Aug 20, 2005
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Blade Runner (1982)
The retinal detective.
Dec 18, 2007
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Blues Brothers, The (1980)
Elwood 'Needs somebody.'
Mar 23, 2011
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Brokeback Mountain (2005)
The prairies turn pink.
Feb 27, 2006
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Brokeback Mountain (2005)
Pasture men into passages.
Apr 1, 2006
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Bubba Ho-tep (2002)
Retirement Home-tep.
May 9, 2005
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Bubba Ho-tep (2002)
Mummy returns to sender.
Aug 11, 2005
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Bulworth (1998)
Honesty policy. Political suicide.
Oct 28, 2005
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Cabaret (1972)
Strikes the Reich notes.
Aug 14, 2005
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Cabaret (1972)
Goose-stepping hysteria hits club.
Mar 17, 2008
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Cable Guy, The (1996)
Subscription includes nutcase.
Apr 24, 2005
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Chicken Run (2000)
Cock and clay story.
Sep 11, 2006
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Chocolate Sperm (2001)
Infertility clinics accept caramales.
Aug 31, 2005
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Chocolate Sperm (2001)
Sugar daddies.
Aug 31, 2005
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Chocolate Sperm (2001)
The Easter egg seed.
Aug 31, 2005
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Clockwork Orange, A (1971)
Titty bar serves hallucinogens.
Nov 7, 2005
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(3)
Collateral (2004)
Taxi caps.
Aug 14, 2005
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Corpse Bride (2005)
The eloped dead.
Oct 30, 2005
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Corpse Bride (2005)
One wedding, post-funeral.
Oct 29, 2005
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Corpse Bride (2005)
Hearse and carriage.
Oct 29, 2005
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Corpse Bride (2005)
Groom regrets burial vows.
Oct 30, 2005
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Corpse Bride (2005)
In matri-moriam.
Nov 3, 2005
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Dark City (1998)
O'Brien polices city maze.
Aug 6, 2007
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(1)
Day After Tomorrow, The (2004)
NYCebergs in Manhattan.
Feb 22, 2006
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Demolition Man (1993)
Stallone's thaw on crime.
Aug 15, 2005
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Dune (1984)
Sting but no tale.
Aug 12, 2005
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Edward Scissorhands (1990)
Sensitive goth strikes back.
Apr 24, 2005
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Evil Dead II (1987)
Sawman stumps own hand.
Jan 22, 2008
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Fargo (1996)
A bloody cold yah-rn!
Jul 15, 2005
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Fight Club (1999)
Tyler intro-converses to destruction.
May 17, 2005
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Finding Nemo (2003)
Dozy Dory steals shoal.
Aug 30, 2005
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First Blood (1982)
Sticks and Stone's warfare.
Nov 7, 2005
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Fly Away Home (1996)
Fowl plane.
Oct 28, 2005
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From Hell (2001)
Pro-poppy bobby sleuths.
Jul 3, 2005
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Fugitive, The (1993)
Doc ducks Feds.
Sep 27, 2006
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Fugitive, The (1993)
G-men pursue Dr Dick.
Sep 27, 2006
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Fugitive, The (1993)
Train derails. Kimble bails.
Sep 27, 2006
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Fugitive, The (1993)
Busted Ford's dam bust-out.
Sep 27, 2006
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Galaxy Quest (1999)
Sigourney spawns bustier chest.
Jan 9, 2008
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Galaxy Quest (1999)
Aliens vs Allen.
Jan 15, 2008
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Gattaca (1997)
Disability invalidates valid specimen.
Aug 13, 2005
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Gattaca (1997)
C.S.I dystopia.
Aug 13, 2005
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Gattaca (1997)
Space Hawke.
Aug 14, 2005
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Ghost Dad (1990)
Boo's the daddy?
Aug 15, 2005
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Ghostbusters II (1989)
NY City Boo-ooze.
Oct 28, 2005
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Goonies, The (1985)
Brats 'n' booby traps.
Apr 24, 2005
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Gremlins (1984)
Gizmo's not for Christmas.
Jul 22, 2005
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Gremlins 2: The New Batch (1990)
Gizmo-re.
Jul 22, 2005
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Groundhog Day (1993)
Cher we go again.
Aug 14, 2005
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(8)
Human Centipede (First Sequence), The (2009)
The Hungry Caterpillar?
Mar 24, 2011
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Incredibles, The (2004)
Elastimum's skills prove versatile.
Jul 17, 2005
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Incredibles, The (2004)
Super spouse suburbia, Syndrome.
Jul 21, 2005
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Incredibles, The (2004)
Mum rekindles flex life.
Aug 14, 2005
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Incredibles, The (2004)
Distensible housewife.
Aug 16, 2005
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Insomnia (2002)
Sleeplessness makes Pacino crankier.
Aug 15, 2005
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Interstella 5555: The 5tory Of The 5ecret 5tar 5ystem (2003)
'Smurfs' in space musical.
Oct 28, 2005
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Jackie Brown (1997)
Jackie jacks Jackson.
Nov 7, 2005
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Jason And The Argonauts (1963)
Army of Darkness BC.
Jul 31, 2005
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Kick-Ass (2010)
R-rated Spiderman meets Lazytown.
Mar 23, 2011
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Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (2003)
Vengeful blond seeks henchmen.
Apr 24, 2005
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Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (2003)
Buck fucks wrong wagon.
Jul 21, 2005
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Kill Bill: Vol. 2 (2004)
Uma perfoms reverse CPR.
May 18, 2005
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Little Shop Of Horrors (1986)
Rhododendron bites.
Oct 2, 2006
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Madagascar (2005)
Lion develops rare relationships.
Oct 15, 2005
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Magdalene Sisters, The (2002)
Birds of pray.
Apr 3, 2008
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Mars Attacks! (1996)
Invasion of the cameos.
May 19, 2005
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