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Am�lie (2001)
Philanthropic fantasist finds love.
Dec 31, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind (2004)
Carrey misses Dunst's underwear.
Aug 23, 2005
Scored 5/5
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Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind (2004)
Winslet characterised by hair.
Mar 24, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Incredibles, The (2004)
Anti super hero Syndrome.
Jan 31, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Pulp Fiction (1994)
Jackson dislikes word 'what'.
Jan 5, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(6)
Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (1977)
Farmboy finds Force within.
Feb 8, 2005
Scored 5/5
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Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory (1971)
Slugworth tempts the greedy.
Jan 5, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Aladdin (1992)
Robin Williams' genie-al giant.
Jan 5, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Aladdin (1992)
Abu gets super sized.
Mar 18, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Ghostbusters (1984)
Armageddon is twinkie shaped.
Jan 19, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, The (2003)
Ring melted. World saved.
Dec 7, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, The (2003)
Ring melted. Five endings.
Apr 3, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers, The (2002)
Gandalf scrubs up well.
Jan 5, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Memento (2000)
Nice man. (Bit backward!).
Feb 20, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Memento (2000)
Amnesia can be deadly.
Mar 23, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Reservoir Dogs (1992)
'A rat,' thinks Pink!
Jan 5, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Sin City (2005)
Marv does Goldie, lots.
Jun 9, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Sin City (2005)
Hookers eaten for breakfast.
Jun 9, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Sin City (2005)
Hartigan's heart fails again.
Jun 9, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Sin City (2005)
Kevin eaten by dog.
Jun 9, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Sin City (2005)
Cannibalism, amputation, paedophilia, prostitution.
Jun 9, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Sin City (2005)
Elijah eaten in woods.
Jun 9, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Sin City (2005)
Marv-ellous revenge for Goldie.
Jun 9, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Sin City (2005)
Nancy, 'Alba writing letters'.
Jun 9, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Sin City (2005)
Goldie fuckin' Marv.
Jun 22, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Sleepy Hollow (1999)
Walken around, removing heads.
Jun 27, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Sleepy Hollow (1999)
Ricci blossoms, Walken rotten.
Mar 7, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980)
Vader father? No way!!
Dec 19, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Star Wars: Episode VI - Return Of The Jedi (1983)
Ewoks heroes: just forcical.
Dec 16, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)
T-1000 makes fluid sequel.
Dec 21, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Antz (1998)
A Bug's neurotic Life.
Jan 4, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(6)
Ghostbusters II (1989)
Dancing toaster inspires plan.
Mar 23, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Jerry Maguire (1996)
Goldfish put on expenses.
Jan 4, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Kill Bill: Vol. 2 (2004)
Bride has rubbish name.
Dec 31, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Saw (2004)
Salvation: One foot away.
Nov 27, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(25)
Saw (2004)
Cary not de-feet-ist.
Mar 7, 2006
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Star Wars: Episode II - Attack Of The Clones (2002)
Yoda well hard: official.
Jan 4, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith (2005)
Anakin gets gimp suit.
Feb 9, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith (2005)
Anakin: 'Fuck you, Dooku!'.
May 31, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith (2005)
Exile of the Jedi.
May 31, 2005
Scored 3/5
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Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith (2005)
Empire strikes first.
May 31, 2005
Scored 3/5
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Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith (2005)
Birth of a Jedi.
May 31, 2005
Scored 3/5
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Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith (2005)
Order 66, Jedi executed.
May 31, 2005
Scored 3/5
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Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith (2005)
True evil: Binks survived.
May 31, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith (2005)
Twins are no surprise.
May 31, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Terminator 3: Rise Of The Machines (2003)
Terminatrix fails to dominate.
Jan 5, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Terminator, The (1984)
Sarah Connor: endangered species.
Feb 8, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Independence Day (1996)
Connick, Junior: early casualty.
Mar 7, 2006
Scored 2/5
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Last Samurai, The (2003)
Cruise pulls foe's wife.
Dec 14, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Last Samurai, The (2003)
"I Watannabe like you".
Dec 14, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(21)
Predator (1987)
Mud foils hi-tech hunter.
Jan 5, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(2)
Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (1999)
Neeson is Qui-gone.
Mar 23, 2005
Scored 2/5
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(2)
Pretty Woman (1990)
Isn't prostitution romantic?!
Jan 8, 2005
Scored 1/5
Vote
(14)
Addiction, The (1995)
Undead Walken among us!
Feb 27, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Airplane! (1980)
Ted Stryker- depressing.
Jan 4, 2007
Unscored
Vote
AVP: Alien Vs. Predator (2004)
Predator on ice.
Mar 7, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Being John Malkovich (1999)
Malkovich becomes a muppet.
Aug 23, 2005
Unscored
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Ben-Hur (1959)
Race is cha-riot!
May 10, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Big Lebowski, The (1998)
Walter left without underwear.
Feb 16, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Bowling For Columbine (2002)
National Rifle Association = wankers.
Feb 26, 2005
Unscored
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(4)
Brassed Off (1996)
Tunespotting.
Apr 23, 2006
Unscored
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Bruce Almighty (2003)
Aniston's boobies Jim's pleasure.
Aug 24, 2005
Unscored
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Bug's Life, A (1998)
Antz minus the angst.
Feb 20, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(6)
Cars (2006)
Days of cartoon Thunder.
Mar 23, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Casino Royale (2006)
Felix Lighter: poor gambler.
Feb 15, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Casino Royale (2006)
Bond prequel. Connery's equal?
Feb 26, 2007
Unscored
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(2)
Charlie And The Chocolate Factory (2005)
Burton makes Wonka Wilder.
Apr 7, 2005
Unscored
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(4)
Chatterbox (1977)
Cunt gets best lines.
Jan 30, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Chicken Run (2000)
Mel plays the Ardman.
Jun 17, 2005
Unscored
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Children Of Men (2006)
Caine regrets finger pulling.
Feb 3, 2007
Unscored
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Deep Blue Sea (1999)
Cool J avenges bird.
Apr 7, 2006
Unscored
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Deep Blue Sea (1999)
LL loves bird.
Apr 7, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Disco Beaver From Outer Space (1978)
The Beaver's dam funky!
Jan 30, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Fight Club (1999)
Sex, violence, insomnia, insanity.
Jun 27, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Finding Nemo (2003)
Fish goes for wander.
Jan 31, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Forrest Gump (1994)
Elvis dances like invalid.
Jan 21, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Frankenpenis (1996)
Bobbit gets a stitch.
Feb 16, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Full Monty, The (1997)
Steelworkers display girders.
Feb 12, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Secrets (2002)
Wiz kids are petrified.
Aug 23, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire (2005)
Triwizard tournament? Oh Krums!
Aug 23, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire (2005)
Hagrid's girlfriend: nice personality.
Aug 23, 2005
Unscored
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(2)
Harry Potter And The Order Of The Phoenix (2007)
Magic ministry in mayhem.
Aug 23, 2005
Unscored
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Harry Potter And The Order Of The Phoenix (2007)
Minister of Magic: misguided.
Aug 23, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Harry Potter And The Philosopher's Stone (2001)
Scarface, little friends.
Aug 23, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Harry Potter And The Prisoner Of Azkaban (2004)
Hermione's knack of time.
Aug 23, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Hot Fuzz (2007)
Shaun of the Plod.
Apr 23, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Jackie Brown (1997)
Quentin re-launches Pam's G-rier.
Feb 26, 2005
Unscored
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(4)
James And The Giant Peach (1996)
Boy travels in peach.
Jun 27, 2005
Unscored
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Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (2003)
Gang now Crazy seventeen.
Jan 31, 2005
Unscored
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Killing Zoe (1993)
Zoe doesn't die.
Mar 4, 2006
Unscored
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(2)
King Arthur (2004)
Bruckheimer butchers British history.
Mar 19, 2005
Unscored
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Kung Fu Hustle (2004)
Palmist slays The Beast.
Jun 27, 2005
Unscored
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League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen, The (2003)
League of exasperating nonsense.
Mar 6, 2007
Unscored
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(1)
Liar Liar (1997)
Blue pen beats Carrey.
Aug 23, 2005
Unscored
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(1)
Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring, The (2001)
Melt ring, save world.
Feb 8, 2005
Unscored
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(1)
Master And Commander: The Far Side Of The World (2003)
'Lucky Jack' hits back.
Apr 3, 2005
Unscored
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Matilda (1996)
Telekinesis trounces Trunchbull.
Jun 27, 2005
Unscored
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(1)
Matrix Reloaded, The (2003)
Neo shags, Smith reproduces.
Jan 17, 2005
Unscored
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(1)
Matrix Reloaded, The (2003)
Smith instigates clone war.
Feb 20, 2005
Unscored
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Matrix Revolutions, The (2003)
Attack of Smith's clones.
May 23, 2005
Unscored
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