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Reviews by 'derek in orlando'
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with a total of
309
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All The President's Men (1976)
Tricky Dick's sticky wicket.
Oct 30, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Animal House (1978)
Flounder's blanks kill horse.
Dec 3, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Best In Show (2000)
Dogs, assholes on parade.
Dec 5, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Beverly Hills Cop (1984)
Harrow Club buffet wrecked.
Feb 20, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Big Lebowski, The (1998)
Dude abides and breeds.
Mar 4, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Cannibal! The Musical (1996)
Alferd Packer passes friends.
Nov 25, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Cannibal! The Musical (1996)
Snowman building causes strife.
Jun 6, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Clockwork Orange, A (1971)
Got nihilism?
Dec 17, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Fahrenheit 9/11 (2004)
Goat story distracts President.
Jul 17, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill! (1966)
Go-go girls go ga-ga!
Oct 24, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(5)
Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill! (1966)
Cavernous cleavage can kill.
Mar 25, 2004
Scored 5/5
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G.I. Blues (1960)
Elvis as singing soldier.
Dec 11, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Good Morning Vietnam (1987)
Mork's boss needs blowjob.
Oct 30, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Lifeforce (1985)
Nude space vampire invasion!
Jan 2, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Lord Love A Duck (1966)
Mollymauk grants Tuesday's wishes.
Dec 6, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Masque Of The Red Death, The (1964)
Plague pops Prince Prospero.
Mar 25, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Monty Python Live At The Hollywood Bowl (1982)
Chapman wrestles himself, loses.
Dec 4, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Office Space (1999)
TPS reports cause stress.
Feb 28, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Plan 9 From Outer Space (1959)
Dead Lugosi best actor.
Mar 24, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Polyester (1981)
Waters's wonderful Odorama opus.
Nov 6, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Shawshank Redemption, The (1994)
Tunneling Maine to Mexico
Oct 24, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
South Park: Bigger, Longer And Uncut (1999)
Sadaam as Satan's lover.
Mar 11, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Straight Story, The (1999)
Farnsworth's heartwarming swan song.
Mar 26, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(3)
That Thing You Do! (1996)
Oneders torn asunder.
Dec 17, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
There's Something About Mary (1998)
Mangled beans and franks.
Dec 11, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
What's Opera, Doc? (1957)
Fudd kills da wabbit.
Feb 15, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Women On The Verge Of A Nervous Breakdown (1988)
Spiked gaspacho causes chase.
Feb 26, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Anchorman: The Legend Of Ron Burgundy (2004)
Retarded weatherman, accurate representation.
Jul 17, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Animal House (1978)
Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?
Mar 3, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Bachelor Party (1984)
Gump's last donkey show.
Nov 15, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Better Off Dead... (1985)
Paperboy wants two dollars.
Dec 3, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(7)
Beyond The Valley Of The Dolls (1970)
Gavin's mind blown. Everywhere.
Aug 18, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Blood Freak (1972)
Turkey Man kills junkies.
Jun 21, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Brian's Song (1971)
Footballer tackled by cancer.
Dec 3, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Caged Heat (1974)
Vixen goes to prison.
Dec 4, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Christmas Story, A (1983)
Ralphie shoots eye out.
Dec 16, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(6)
Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid (1982)
Rigby wrangles Rachel's areolas.
Nov 16, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Death Race 2000 (1975)
Hit Grandma for points!
Dec 1, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Glengarry Glen Ross (1992)
Baldwin's fucking unforgettable cameo.
Nov 23, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Gruesome Twosome, The (1967)
Wigmaker has bloody secret.
Feb 25, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Irma La Douce (1963)
French whore sucks Lemmon.
Dec 3, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Mighty Wind, A (2003)
Tap with mandolins, banjos.
Dec 2, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Night Shift (1982)
Pimpin' in da morgue!
Nov 25, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Nosferatu, A Symphony Of Horror (1922)
Schreck, not for kids.
Feb 28, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(7)
Office Space (1999)
Don't fuck with Milton!
Nov 14, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Planet Of The Apes (1968)
Monkeys masters, man mute.
Nov 8, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Shallow Hal (2001)
Black sees inner beauty.
Jan 31, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Soylent Green (1973)
Charlton discovers 'It's people!'
Oct 24, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Targets (1968)
Karloff retires, sniper fires!
Nov 27, 2003
Scored 5/5
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This Is Spinal Tap (1984)
Mocumentary goes to eleven!
Oct 28, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Up! (1976)
Hitler eaten by piranah.
Nov 27, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Wild In The Streets (1968)
Rock star becomes President.
Feb 27, 2004
Scored 5/5
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American Pie (1999)
Shit Brick nails Milf.
Dec 11, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Austin Powers: International Man Of Mystery (1997)
Cinema's longest pee.
Dec 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Bambi Meets Godzilla (1969)
Deer faces pressing situation.
Jan 4, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Better Off Dead... (1985)
Mom's 'Fraunch' cuisine undesireable.
Mar 23, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Big Lebowski, The (1998)
Goodman self-serving at funeral.
Feb 25, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Blazing Saddles (1974)
Bwack shewiff? It's twue!
Nov 25, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(6)
Cherry, Harry & Raquel! (1970)
Busty babes distract Sheriff.
Nov 29, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Damn Yankees! (1958)
Satan's in the outfield.
Feb 20, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Eye Of The Needle (1981)
MILF foils Nazi spy.
Apr 3, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Fargo (1996)
Funny lookin' kidnapper chipped.
Dec 18, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Forrest Gump (1994)
Many possibilities for shrimp.
Dec 31, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Head (1968)
Dark, psychedelic Monkee trip.
Nov 13, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Head (1968)
Monkees in fame trap.
Feb 13, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (2003)
Buck fucks, then fucked.
Jun 5, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Life Of Brian (1979)
Centurians laugh at Dickus.
Dec 4, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Little Voice (1998)
Blowsy bitch berates Bubble.
Dec 17, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Meaning Of Life, The (1983)
Thin mint ruins dinner.
Dec 5, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Monty Python And The Holy Grail (1975)
French defense involves insults.
Dec 4, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(5)
Naked Gun: From The Files Of Police Squad!, The (1988)
OJ takes a beating.
Dec 31, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Pulp Fiction (1994)
Ving 'rheemed'.
Nov 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(17)
Runaway Jury (2003)
NRA's jury rigger ruined.
Feb 14, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(1)
S.O.B. (1981)
Andrews's boobs Poppin out.
Feb 14, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Stand, The (1994)
M-O-O-N. That spells everything.
Apr 1, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(8)
Super Size Me (2004)
Mickey D's Month = McVomit.
Apr 8, 2005
Scored 5/5
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The Trip (1967)
LSD DIY.
Feb 12, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Tie Me Up! Tie Me Down! (1989)
Abril falls for kidnapper.
Apr 28, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Trader Hornee (1970)
Jungle goddess actually heiress.
Feb 24, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Waterboy, The (1998)
Col. Sanders angers Sandler.
Mar 10, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(1)
American Pie (1999)
Teen voids flute warranty.
Apr 10, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(16)
Beneath The Valley Of The Ultra-Vixens (1979)
Crazily cantilivered cuties cornholed.
Oct 28, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Beneath The Valley Of The Ultra-Vixens (1979)
Lamar Shedds anal fixation.
Mar 17, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Beyond The Valley Of The Dolls (1970)
Freaks drink vengeance sperm!
Nov 14, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Blood Feast (1963)
Carniverous caterer chops chicks.
Feb 19, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Blood Feast 2: All U Can Eat (2002)
Grandson's catering bloody good!
Apr 13, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Caddyshack (1980)
Noonan sinks big putz.
Oct 28, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(6)
Dolce Vita, La (1960)
Jet-set not fun anymore.
Feb 6, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Dumb & Dumber (1994)
Recycled beer not tasty.
Mar 21, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Fletch (1985)
Chevy has side-splitting pseudonyms.
Dec 4, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Glengarry Glen Ross (1992)
Baldwin's name? 'Fuck you!'.
Dec 13, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Great Texas Dynamite Chase, The (1976)
Bosomed beauties bomb banks.
Apr 14, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Gregory's Girl (1981)
Schoolboy eyes female footballer.
Feb 13, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Hard Day's Night, A (1964)
Paul's granddad- shit disturber.
Feb 2, 2004
Scored 5/5
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High Noon (1952)
Clockwatching lawman stands ground.
Apr 16, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(1)
How The Grinch Stole Christmas! (1966)
Grinch's heart triples size.
Feb 9, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Jerk, The (1979)
Martin, Shithead find success.
Nov 14, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (2003)
Uma as human blender.
Jun 5, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Logan's Run (1976)
Mall has killer Carousel.
Feb 28, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Office Space (1999)
Bolton bummed about namesake.
Apr 3, 2004
Scored 5/5
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