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Reviews by 'The Amazing Rando!'
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with a total of
156
reviews published to date.
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Adventures Of Buckaroo Banzai Across The 8th Dimension, The (1984)
Lithgow mugs like Mussolini.
May 15, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Agent For H.A.R.M. (1966)
Smarmy spy stops spore.
Jun 6, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Big Easy, The (1987)
Sparklin' Barkin, Quaid laid.
Apr 23, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Blazing Saddles (1974)
Cowboys combat dancing dandies.
May 15, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Blob, The (1958)
Town spoils pudding's dinner.
Jun 12, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Car, The (1977)
Satan cruises in style!
Apr 24, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Clash Of The Titans (1981)
Olivier plays with dolls!
May 15, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Date With Your Family, A (1950)
Family feast aggressively pleasant.
Jun 6, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Dead Again (1991)
Branagh dons American accent.
Apr 24, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Entrapment (1999)
Connery's heist, Catherine's heiny.
Apr 25, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(7)
Excalibur (1981)
Lancelot kabob's self? Ouch!
May 17, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Final Justice (1984)
Texan, Italian, Maltese mishmash.
Oct 16, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Fire Maidens From Outer Space (1956)
Astronauts quench hot Atlantians.
Jun 6, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Flash Gordon (1980)
Credibility vanishes in 'Flash'.
Oct 27, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Frighteners, The (1996)
Spectral killer keeps score.
May 17, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Girls Town (1959)
Van Doren's twin peaks.
Jun 6, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Glengarry Glen Ross (1992)
Knockin' on Kevin's door.
May 17, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(5)
Grosse Pointe Blank (1997)
Heartsick hitman autographs jugular.
Apr 23, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(7)
Highlander (1986)
Immortals play head games.
Oct 15, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(5)
Hired! (1940)
Chevrolet salesmen stalk customers.
Jun 6, 2004
Scored 5/5
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History Of The World: Part I (1981)
DeLuise sleazier, cheesier Caesar.
May 15, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(5)
Home Economics Story, The (1951)
University of housewife sciences.
Jun 6, 2004
Scored 5/5
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I'm Gonna Git You Sucka (1988)
Comedians ride down 'Shaft'.
Apr 25, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Invasion Of The Body Snatchers (1978)
Earth reluctantly goes vegetarian.
May 16, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Kalifornia (1993)
Mulder Pitted against killer.
May 15, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Kentucky Fried Movie, The (1977)
Donald Sutherland: clumsy waiter.
May 15, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Last Starfighter, The (1984)
O'Herlihy in lizard suit.
May 15, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring, The (2001)
Litte hobbit's mission impossible.
May 18, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, The (2003)
Frodo plays ring toss.
May 18, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers, The (2002)
The dwarf gets tossed.
Jun 12, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Mitchell (1975)
The chubby blue line.
Apr 22, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Monty Python And The Holy Grail (1975)
Witch, duck weigh same.
May 17, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Piano, The (1993)
Campion captures Keitel's can.
Apr 25, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Riding With Death (1976)
Agent befriends hillbilly trucker.
Jun 6, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Space Mutiny (1988)
'Ben-Hur' with floor polishers.
Jun 6, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Star Trek II: The Wrath Of Khan (1982)
Synthetic hair, organic 'acting'.
Apr 18, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Sure Thing, The (1985)
Student suffers shortshrift, showtunes.
Apr 23, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
The Adventures Of Bob & Doug McKenzie: Strange Brew (1983)
Braindead brothers breed 'brewhaha'.
Apr 28, 2004
Scored 5/5
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The Impostors (1998)
Tucci, Platt dynamic duo.
Oct 27, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Usual Suspects, The (1995)
Cops fail Verbal exam.
May 17, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(9)
Angel Heart (1987)
Rourke loses heart, soul.
Apr 22, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Being John Malkovich (1999)
Oldsters retire in Malkovich.
May 18, 2004
Scored 4/5
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China Syndrome, The (1979)
Lemmon, Fonda go fission.
May 15, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(5)
Communion (1989)
Walken: ambassador of Earth?
Apr 22, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Crimes Of Passion (1984)
'Psycho' meets 'Happy Hooker'.
May 15, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Deliverance (1972)
Brilliant backwoods banjo bacchanalia!
Apr 18, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
He Said, She Said (1991)
Perkins brings home Bacon.
May 15, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Kiss Toledo Goodbye (1999)
Walken a sensitive hitman?
May 17, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Krull (1983)
Pointy pinwheel deals death.
May 17, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Magic (1978)
Hopkins has a woody.
May 17, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home (1986)
Fish flavored sci-fi flick.
Apr 18, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Star Trek: First Contact (1996)
Evil pale guys over-accessorize.
Apr 18, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Walking Tall (1973)
Baker bat-tles townie toughs.
May 16, 2004
Scored 4/5
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'Burbs, The (1989)
Nosey neighbors baked daily.
Apr 23, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Bedazzled (2000)
Remake sells progenitor's soul.
Apr 22, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Footloose (1984)
Bacon: dancing or epilepsy?
May 15, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Footloose (1984)
Bacon's harrowing tractor duel.
Oct 29, 2005
Scored 3/5
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Forbidden Zone (1980)
Mescaline musical boggles mind.
Apr 22, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Mannequin (1987)
Nebbish nails fantastic plastic.
Oct 15, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Phantasm (1979)
Mortician has steel balls.
May 18, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Pitch Black (2000)
Crash survivors need nightlight.
May 15, 2004
Scored 3/5
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Police Academy (1984)
Film should've remained silent.
Apr 23, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Quicksilver (1986)
Bikin' Bacon, bad business.
May 15, 2004
Scored 3/5
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Santa Claus (1959)
Santa outwits the devil.
Jun 6, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Santa Claus Conquers The Martians (1964)
Santa stuffs Martians' stockings.
Jun 6, 2004
Scored 3/5
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Secretary (2002)
Secretary earns red marks.
Jun 12, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(9)
Simple Plan, A (1998)
Paxton smarter than Thornton?!
Jun 6, 2004
Scored 3/5
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Speed (1994)
Public Transportation: The Movie!
May 16, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country (1991)
Crew canned at last.
Apr 21, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Star Trek: Generations (1994)
Proud scalp topples toupee.
Apr 18, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Top Gun (1986)
Lost lovin' feeling, lunch.
Apr 23, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(7)
Hollow Man (2000)
Bacon sliced see-through thin.
May 15, 2004
Scored 2/5
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My Giant (1998)
Billy Crystal's magnum oafish.
Apr 23, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(2)
Star Trek: Nemesis (2002)
Franchise, captain alarmingly bald.
Apr 23, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(1)
*batteries not included (1987)
Lithium powered actors, gadgets.
Apr 26, 2004
Scored 1/5
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Battlefield Earth: A Saga Of The Year 3000 (2000)
Travolta chews scenery, chokes.
Apr 22, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(2)
Beastmaster, The (1982)
Hero speaks fluent ferret.
Apr 28, 2004
Scored 1/5
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(3)
Boxing Helena (1993)
Julian prunes would-be girlfriend.
May 17, 2004
Scored 1/5
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(3)
Can't Stop The Music (1980)
Guttenberg joins Village People.
May 16, 2004
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Cocktail (1988)
Bartenders think they're Karamazovs!
May 16, 2004
Scored 1/5
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(2)
First Knight (1995)
Guinevere rides Lance-alot.
Jun 12, 2004
Scored 1/5
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(2)
Harley Davidson And The Marlboro Man (1991)
Rourke, Johnson horrible spokesmodels.
Apr 28, 2004
Scored 1/5
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Highlander II: The Quickening (1991)
Connery pulls another 'Zardoz'.
Apr 25, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Howard The Duck (1986)
Lucas's fowl Jar-Jar prototype.
May 16, 2004
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Kindergarten Cop (1990)
Ahnauld hooked on phonics.
May 15, 2004
Scored 1/5
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Postman, The (1997)
Kevin Costner: male fraud.
May 16, 2004
Scored 1/5
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(5)
Road House (1989)
Hazy Swayze drawls, brawls.
May 15, 2004
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Rounders (1998)
Director deals crap hand.
Apr 25, 2003
Scored 1/5
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Scorpion King, The (2002)
Lord Of The Stings.
May 16, 2004
Scored 1/5
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(5)
Sheena (1984)
Horse painted like zebra.
Oct 24, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Short Circuit (1986)
Sheedy does the robot.
May 17, 2004
Scored 1/5
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(2)
Splash (1984)
Love and tartar sauce.
Apr 24, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Star Trek III: The Search For Spock (1984)
Plot sacrificed, Spock resurrected.
Apr 21, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Star Trek V: The Final Frontier (1989)
Shatner's hairpiece, vanity piece.
Apr 21, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Star Trek V: The Final Frontier (1989)
God needs a starship.
Jun 19, 2006
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Star Trek: Insurrection (1998)
Frakes hardly prime director.
Apr 21, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(6)
Star Trek: The Motion Picture (1979)
Science fiction sleep aid.
Apr 21, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(2)
Troy (2004)
Pitt makes me ill(iad).
Jun 6, 2004
Scored 1/5
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(6)
Ali Baba And The Forty Thieves (1944)
Sweet Home Ali Baba.
Jul 7, 2004
Unscored
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(6)
American Pie (1999)
Worst pie filling ever!
Jul 7, 2004
Unscored
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