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Reviews by 'Canklefish'
Current status of
Movie deity (Silver)
with a total of
7599
reviews published to date.
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Alone In The Wilderness (2004)
Proenneke goes it Alone.
Feb 21, 2009
Scored 6/5
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(3)
Animal House (1978)
Bluto, All-U-Can-Eat.
Mar 24, 2007
Scored 6/5
Vote
(1)
Animal House (1978)
Frat boys 'horsing' around.
Jan 7, 2008
Scored 6/5
Vote
(3)
Animal House (1978)
Blutarski: This is zit!
Oct 20, 2008
Scored 6/5
Vote
(6)
Animal House (1978)
Deltas, what a rush!
Sep 12, 2009
Scored 6/5
Vote
Animal House (1978)
Brothers steal brothers' dates.
Sep 12, 2009
Scored 6/5
Vote
(1)
Animal House (1978)
Spankin' the Bacon.
Sep 25, 2009
Scored 6/5
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Animal House (1978)
Bacon begs for more.
Sep 25, 2009
Scored 6/5
Vote
Animal House (1978)
Dance of the Deltas.
Mar 13, 2010
Scored 6/5
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Apocalypse Now (1979)
Duvall finds 'nam swell.
Nov 17, 2009
Scored 6/5
Vote
Apocalypse Now (1979)
Kurtz. Natives. Americans.
Nov 17, 2009
Scored 6/5
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Apocalypse Now (1979)
Natives worship offbeat Colonel.
Nov 23, 2009
Scored 6/5
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Apocalypse Now (1979)
Army informally discharges Colonel.
Nov 17, 2009
Scored 6/5
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Apocalypse Now (1979)
Army wants Kurtz' head.
Nov 23, 2009
Scored 6/5
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Apocalypse Now (1979)
Coppola's epic opens Doors.
Nov 17, 2009
Scored 6/5
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Apocalypse Now (1979)
Surfin' U.S.Army.
Nov 17, 2009
Scored 6/5
Vote
(8)
Apocalypse Now (1979)
Bengal haunts sous Chef.
Nov 17, 2009
Scored 6/5
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Apocalypse Now (1979)
Chef loses his head.
Nov 17, 2009
Scored 6/5
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Apocalypse Now (1979)
Vietnam's swell for surfers.
Nov 17, 2009
Scored 6/5
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Apocalypse Now (1979)
Kurtz loses military bearing.
Nov 17, 2009
Scored 6/5
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Apocalypse Now (1979)
Headless Chef.
Nov 23, 2009
Scored 6/5
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Birds, The (1963)
Flock of Seagulls.
Mar 30, 2007
Scored 6/5
Vote
(6)
Birds, The (1963)
Hitchcaw.
Dec 7, 2007
Scored 6/5
Vote
(20)
Birds, The (1963)
Revenge of the Birds.
Sep 28, 2010
Scored 6/5
Vote
(3)
Birds, The (1963)
Hitchcock's fowl play.
Feb 16, 2011
Scored 6/5
Vote
(4)
Birds, The (1963)
Flight of the intruders
Aug 8, 2012
Scored 6/5
Vote
Birds, The (1963)
Hitchcock's direction takes flight
Aug 8, 2012
Scored 6/5
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Birds, The (1963)
Tern for the worst?
Jan 26, 2013
Scored 6/5
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Black Hawk Down (2001)
Rangers bully less fortunate.
May 3, 2007
Scored 6/5
Vote
(1)
Black Hawk Down (2001)
Rangers are gettin' 'Skinny!'.
Apr 4, 2008
Scored 6/5
Vote
(1)
Black Hawk Down (2001)
Rangers 1000, Mogadishu 17.
May 7, 2008
Scored 6/5
Vote
(1)
Black Hawk Down (2001)
Sgt. Pilla dies first.
May 7, 2008
Scored 6/5
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(1)
Black Hawk Down (2001)
Deltas, dragged through town.
May 7, 2008
Scored 6/5
Vote
(1)
Black Hawk Down (2001)
Actually, 2 Hawks downed.
Oct 16, 2009
Scored 6/5
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Blade Runner (1982)
Replicant keeps growing... Young.
Aug 13, 2008
Scored 6/5
Vote
(1)
Blade Runner (1982)
Replicants fall to Ford.
Mar 24, 2010
Scored 6/5
Vote
(1)
Blade Runner (1982)
Replicant stays Young... forever.
May 29, 2010
Scored 6/5
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Blade Runner (1982)
Scientists grow 'em Young.
May 29, 2010
Scored 6/5
Vote
(5)
Blade Runner (1982)
Harrison likes 'em Young.
Jun 2, 2010
Scored 6/5
Vote
(6)
Breakfast Club, The (1985)
5 Stereotypes toke doobage.
Mar 13, 2007
Scored 6/5
Vote
(1)
Breakfast Club, The (1985)
Genius' lamp wouldn't light.
May 6, 2008
Scored 6/5
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(1)
Breakfast Club, The (1985)
Judd Nelson's teenage Bender.
Mar 11, 2009
Scored 6/5
Vote
(4)
Breakfast Club, The (1985)
Allison's self-imposed detention.
May 9, 2009
Scored 6/5
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(2)
Breakfast Club, The (1985)
Lipstick 'tween Ringwald's titties.
May 9, 2009
Scored 6/5
Vote
(4)
Breakfast Club, The (1985)
Brian's detention with flare.
Mar 18, 2009
Scored 6/5
Vote
(4)
Christmas Story, A (1983)
Fra-Jee-Lay...Must be Italian.
Mar 2, 2007
Scored 6/5
Vote
(9)
Christmas Story, A (1983)
Lamp radiates 'electric sex'.
Mar 30, 2007
Scored 6/5
Vote
(6)
Christmas Story, A (1983)
Bunny suit, too cute.
Mar 2, 2007
Scored 6/5
Vote
(7)
Christmas Story, A (1983)
Santa gives Ralphie boot.
Sep 1, 2008
Scored 6/5
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(3)
Christmas Story, A (1983)
Icicle blamed for glasses.
Sep 1, 2008
Scored 6/5
Vote
(3)
Christmas Story, A (1983)
Ralphie guns for attention.
Dec 28, 2009
Scored 6/5
Vote
(8)
Christmas Story, A (1983)
Ralphie's aim is off.
Jan 25, 2010
Scored 6/5
Vote
(5)
Drunk Stoned Brilliant Dead: The Story Of The National Lampoon (2015)
Lauding the Lampoon
Feb 9, 2017
Scored 6/5
Vote
Forrest Gump (1994)
Nitwit helps author history.
May 17, 2007
Scored 6/5
Vote
(1)
Forrest Gump (1994)
Jenny 'traps' papa Gump.
Aug 30, 2007
Scored 6/5
Vote
(2)
Forrest Gump (1994)
Gump: Jenny's sperm donor.
Aug 30, 2007
Scored 6/5
Vote
(1)
Forrest Gump (1994)
Shrimp described ad nauseam.
Jan 3, 2010
Scored 6/5
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Forrest Gump (1994)
Lieutenant Dan is stumped.
Jun 23, 2010
Scored 6/5
Vote
(8)
Forrest Gump (1994)
Forrest stumps lieutenant Dan.
Jun 25, 2010
Scored 6/5
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Forrest Gump (1994)
Shrimp plays major role.
Nov 1, 2010
Scored 6/5
Vote
(1)
Forrest Gump (1994)
Shrimp makes moron rich.
Oct 31, 2010
Scored 6/5
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Forrest Gump (1994)
Jogging Gump's memories.
Oct 31, 2010
Scored 6/5
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Friday The 13th (1980)
Mama Voorhees kills kids.
Apr 18, 2008
Scored 6/5
Vote
(1)
Great Escape, The (1963)
McQueen's cooler than most.
Mar 31, 2010
Scored 6/5
Vote
(7)
Great Escape, The (1963)
McQueen's cooler head prevails.
Mar 31, 2010
Scored 6/5
Vote
Halloween (1978)
Michael Myers kills kids.
Apr 20, 2008
Scored 6/5
Vote
(1)
Halloween (1978)
Loomis, losing his patients.
Feb 10, 2011
Scored 6/5
Vote
(5)
Halloween (1978)
Myers carves his niche.
Feb 10, 2011
Scored 6/5
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Halloween (1978)
Carpenter carves new niche.
Feb 10, 2011
Scored 6/5
Vote
(10)
Jeremiah Johnson (1972)
Sundance eats Crow.
Apr 10, 2007
Scored 6/5
Vote
(4)
Jeremiah Johnson (1972)
Jeremiah buries many Crow.
Apr 22, 2010
Scored 6/5
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Jeremiah Johnson (1972)
Crow pester mountain man.
Apr 22, 2010
Scored 6/5
Vote
Jeremiah Johnson (1972)
Chasing Jeremiah = Crows' feat.
Apr 7, 2010
Scored 6/5
Vote
(1)
Jeremiah Johnson (1972)
Jeremiah feasts on Crow.
Apr 27, 2010
Scored 6/5
Vote
Monty Python And The Holy Grail (1975)
Quest for the Cup.
Sep 23, 2007
Scored 6/5
Vote
(6)
Monty Python And The Holy Grail (1975)
French laugh at knight.
Jun 28, 2008
Scored 6/5
Vote
(4)
Monty Python And The Holy Grail (1975)
Gatekeeper asks killer questions.
Oct 28, 2009
Scored 6/5
Vote
Monty Python And The Holy Grail (1975)
Funny sounds at Knight.
Sep 19, 2010
Scored 6/5
Vote
(3)
My Fair Lady (1964)
Eliza's papa does little.
Mar 30, 2008
Scored 6/5
Vote
(1)
My Fair Lady (1964)
Higgins falls for guttersnipe.
Dec 30, 2008
Scored 6/5
Vote
(3)
My Fair Lady (1964)
Lipstick on a Pyg?
Dec 30, 2008
Scored 6/5
Vote
(14)
On Golden Pond (1981)
'Sucking face' enters vernacular.
Aug 9, 2007
Scored 6/5
Vote
(2)
On Golden Pond (1981)
On Olden Pond?
Apr 18, 2008
Scored 6/5
Vote
(1)
On Golden Pond (1981)
Thayers go quite Loony.
May 15, 2008
Scored 6/5
Vote
(3)
On Golden Pond (1981)
Jane's a skinny dipper.
Apr 18, 2008
Scored 6/5
Vote
(1)
Patton (1970)
General slappy.
Jul 22, 2007
Scored 6/5
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(2)
Platoon (1986)
Charlie on Charlie action.
Aug 8, 2007
Scored 6/5
Vote
(4)
Platoon (1986)
Berenger, Scarface too.
Jan 17, 2008
Scored 6/5
Vote
(5)
Platoon (1986)
Berenger: Willem's da foe.
Mar 16, 2010
Scored 6/5
Vote
(4)
Rounders (1998)
Poker prowess for Dummies.
Feb 27, 2007
Scored 6/5
Vote
(2)
Rounders (1998)
Damon ups the ante.
Aug 23, 2007
Scored 6/5
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(3)
Rounders (1998)
Norton's a shady mechanic.
Oct 17, 2007
Scored 6/5
Vote
(1)
Rounders (1998)
Bluffing John Malkovich.
Jan 5, 2008
Scored 6/5
Vote
(1)
Rounders (1998)
Oreo bluffing me?
Jan 5, 2008
Scored 6/5
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(11)
Rounders (1998)
Bourne hustler.
Jan 5, 2008
Scored 6/5
Vote
(1)
Rounders (1998)
Busting John Malkovich.
Jan 5, 2008
Scored 6/5
Vote
(1)
Rounders (1998)
Rounder busts KGB.
Dec 3, 2008
Scored 6/5
Vote
(1)
Saving Private Ryan (1998)
Private's saved, privates lost.
Oct 25, 2007
Scored 6/5
Vote
(9)
Saving Private Ryan (1998)
Family's flag collection grows.
Oct 29, 2007
Scored 6/5
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(10)
Saving Private Ryan (1998)
Sleepless and sea battle.
May 5, 2008
Scored 6/5
Vote
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