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| Personofies boomer's defining moments. |
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| Running dolt starts merchandising. |
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| Everyone loves historical retards! |
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| Stupid Shrimp fisher runs. |
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| Retard avoids getting shot. |
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| Accomplished gimp named Gump. |
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| Dimwit's long run perspective. |
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| Yanks love southern cretin. |
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| Forrest's shrimping for money. |
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| Bubba Gump trumps competition. |
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| Forrest compares life, chocolates. |
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| Shrimp described ad nauseam. |
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| Forrest stumps lieutenant Dan. |
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| Proves yanks like idiots! |
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| Eloquent dimwit lives beautifully. |
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| King pong finds companion. |
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| Forrest rescues Princess Bride. |
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| Zemeckis' sweet cracker nut. |
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| Hanks delivers dummy run. |
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| Forrest becomes ping-pong champion. |
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| Tomfoolery brings money, fame. |
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| National hero from Greenbow. |
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| Luckiest idiot. Always running. |
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| Hanks wanders through history. |
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| No-brainer likes running. |
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| Stupid's view on history. |
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| Charming retard wins hearts. |
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| Seafood makes idiot rich. |
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| Moron's adventures in history. |
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| Positive attitude overcomes reality. |
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| Moron rewrites history books. |
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| Leg braces to fatherhood. |
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| Fiesty Field flaunts Forrest. |
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| American history, Gump-style. |
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| Retard shows many achievments. |
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| Halfwit witnesses history. |
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| Simpleton sires secret son. |
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| 30,000 different shrimp recipes. |
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| Sinise becomes Lt. Daaaaaaen. |
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| Running retard's big adventure. |
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| Forrest dangles, Jenny swings. |
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| Forrest peas, Jenny carrots. |
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| Speedy dimwit spouts 'mama'isms. |
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| Shrimper dimly drawls simile. |
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| Chocolates, peas, carrots, Apple. |
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| Retards, cripple fight Commies. |
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| Breast spills Hanks' seed. |
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| Gump diet: Chocolate, shrimp. |
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| 867-5309 causes Forrest trouble. |
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| Imbecile represents Boomer disillusionment. |
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| Gump becomes national treasure. |
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| Bubba Gump catches shrimp. |
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| Promotes idiocy and misogyny. |
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| Retard saves legless Sinise. |
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| Hanks grows beautiful Forrest. |
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| Deranged Dan's destiny deathwish. |
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| Life experiences (assorted flavors). |
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| Lt. becomes shrimpier, shrimper. |
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| Shrimp recipes enumerated. |
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| Vietnam stance garbled, muted. |
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| Hanks captains shrimping boat. |
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