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| Hairy feet, beardy wizard. |
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| Short peoples fights back. |
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| Hairy toed fraternity fun. |
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| Ring destruction inevitable, eventually. |
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| Lots of aimless wandering. |
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| Hobbit fingers mighty ring. |
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| Midget scared of jewellery. |
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| Balrog drags down wizard. |
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| Hairy feet head Fellowship. |
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| NIne protectors, one ring. |
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| Jackson begins groundbreaking odyssey. |
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| Hobbits hobble long journey. |
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| Hobbits finger dirty ring. |
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| Classic fantasy travelogue begins. |
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| Little hobbits fighting evil. |
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| Harried hobbits, hot lava. |
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| Midgets commence road trip. |
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| Fingering ring's hobbit forming. |
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| Bilbo steals. Gollum squeals. |
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| Ring-bearer moves Fellowship. |
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| Big-footed dwarves' travelogue. |
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| Ring Wraiths chase Fellowship. |
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| Bilbo, Boromir covet ring. |
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| Rings: middle earth heroin. |
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| Jackson's installment movie starts. |
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| Blanchett becomes witchy woman. |
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| Elf Agent begins odyssey. |
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| Frodo begins his journey. |
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| Disappointing changes from original. |
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| Viggo died, nobody cried. |
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| Marginally exceeds Bakshi's version. |
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| Frodo wears pained expression. |
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| Cute elves, freaky baddies. |
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| Watershed fantasy. Foot fetish? |
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| Nine heroes, million enemies. |
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| Warrior orcs killed easily. |
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| Gollum slobbers in background. |
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| Feet, quest, monsters, fight. |
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| Misfits attempt lengthy quest. |
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| Destroy ring, save world. |
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| Hobbit haircuts required. |
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| Hairy hobbits hoard ring. |
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| Little Hobbit, huge quest. |
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| Sauron's seven couriers fail. |
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| Mini-me maps Middle-Earth. |
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| Hobbit begins long journey. |
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| Ring whispers subliminally. |
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| Frodo rings up box-office. |
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| Ring brings wraith kings. |
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| Samwise slavishly follows Frodo. |
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| Pointy-eared sequel fodder. |
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| Dull despite Matrix agent. |
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| Short guys, big adventure. |
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| Hobbits kicking Orc tail. |
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| Respectful rendition - unsurpassable urtext. |
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| Magical wizards battle monsters. |
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| Short, angry guys questiing. |
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| Loud creatures, little men. |
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| Sauron's ring summons horsemen. |
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| Hobbits undertake impossible journey. |
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| Jackson keeps on trolling. |
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