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Bad Santa

(2003)
149 reviews
Film rated 3.4 / 5  (Chick rating: 3.2 / 5)  (Guy rating: 3.5 / 5)
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Thornton: Politically incorrect Kringle.
Uncle-Al 
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Hollywood assaults Santa's character.
Anika 
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Santa Claus, pissy drawers.
champagnecharlie 
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Kid redeems pissed Billy.
MelissaS 
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Souse, louse, nice house.
dgbenner 
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Perverted, pickled, prickish Grinch.
dgbenner 
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Santa's elf: criminal mastermind.
The Nige 
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Santa spreads Christmas leer.
Montgomery 
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Murderous 'Elf' betrays 'Santa'.
Turducken 
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Marcus: angry, sober dwarf.
Sludge 
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Alcoholic Santa; dyspeptic comedy.
Dicky 
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Santa, elf: bad mouths.
Dicky 
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Santa Caustic.
belialtwin 
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Mean-spirited, red-suited, unsuitable fellow.
clay 
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Crappy-attitudinous Claus evolves.
clay 
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Santas' nose outshines Rudolph's.
Yelnats 
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Thornton's Claus and effect.
BaftaBaby 
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Sullen Santa sodomizes shopper.
calmer 
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Obese kid worships Santa.
Bavvy 
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Safe cracking Santa Claus.
Montgomery 
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Pathetic boy adopts Santa.
Montgomery 
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Blood colored wooden pickle.
Montgomery 
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Santa, grinch indistinguishable.
tpat 
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Black midget finds work.
dew buoy 
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Surly Santa befriends aspie.
Ray 
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This Santa prefers lapdances.
velvet rope 
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Thornton breaks Christmas balls.
Pettylarseny 
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Drinking, smoking, cursing Santa.
Scot 
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Billy Bob's blue Christmas.
kolo 
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Santa ain't always nice.
squarehead 
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Santa makes naughty list.
Tori 
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Santa befriends Chubby Kid.
TitanPa 
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Santa�s sac seldom full.
Yelnats 
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Thornton: yule be sorry.
BaftaBaby 
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Santa's a red-neck.
Yelnats 
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Conman santa grows heart.
Josh the cat 
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Crooked Santa gets conscience.
Josh the cat 
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Kid pricks Santa's conscience.
Josh the cat 
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Naughty Santa learns lesson.
Josh the cat 
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Santa's trouble: little Cox.
Sludge 
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'Santa', no saint, nicks.
Sludge 
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Klepto Kringle.
Al Swearengen 
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Thorton jingles his balls.
mr_kit 
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Gilmore Girl gets Grinch.
kolo 
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Santa snacks on sandwiches.
opethdamna 
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Black elf, skinny Santa.
opethdamna 
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Santa catches Gilmore ride.
jillbug 
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Santa's off his meds.
Larry ~=>`? 
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Anal Santa's felonious Xmas.
Sin Nasty 
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Bad Santa, worse elf.
cronin 
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Santa delivers bloody elephant.
thefoxboy 
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Gilmore girl fucks Santa.
Alan Smithee 
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Santa has small Cox.
thefoxboy 
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Advent calendar treat- Gelcap.
Montgomery 
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Santa shops Women's Plus.
Montgomery 
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Thornton = kinky, cruel santa.
fear the penguins 
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Dwarf kills store dick.
Skunk Puppet 
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You better watch out!
Yelnats 
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Santa's nose is reddest.
Yelnats 
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Santa Claus cums tonight.
Yelnats 
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Thornton in Santa's side.
BaftaBaby 
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Santa wants lap dance.
thefoxboy 
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Santa prefers back door.
Sludge 
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Bingeing all the way.
thefoxboy 
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Thornton reinterprets cultural icon.
MM0rkeleb 
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New branch: south pole.
Sludge 
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Santa dwarfed by greed.
Canklefish 
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Santa Cross.
thefoxboy 
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Dirty Saint knicker-less.
Batty 
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St Nick, aptly named.
bife 
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Billy Bob bilks Macy's.
turrell 
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Chick + St. Nick's dick.
Dante 
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Lauren pulls a safecracker.
Kruegerbait 
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Red clothes matches nose.
kolo 
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Host of Christmas pissed.
drossolalia 
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Kris Kringle, Fatty Fucker.
redPen 
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Santa came this year!
rod 
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Sick Saint Nick.
Al Swearengen 
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Dick Nick.
MguyX 
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You've better be naughty.
thefoxboy 
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Santa on naughty list.
Puzzgal 
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This Santa is naughty.
Tori 
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Billy Bob = Drunken slob.
Mullet 
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Black Elves Matter.
Sludge 
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Surly Santa soils season.
hustleboy007 
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Elf you!
GHcool 
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Santa sodomises fat chicks.
Ali 
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Kid handles Santa Willie.
ChocolateLady 
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Merry Pisstmas!
PDHugh 
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Old Saint 'Nicks'.
bennyr81 
  Vote (5)   
Saint Nichol-ass.
Animagess 
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Santa naughty- steals presents.
Shiv 
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Safe cracking surly Santa.
Beanmimo 
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Santa gets his jollies.
MM0rkeleb 
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Santa's a bah-humbugger.
Sludge 
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Santa's going to town.
thefoxboy 
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Business requires northern crude.
Sludge 
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Hark, the herald sleazebag.
gobsmacker 
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Santa joins 'Naughty List'.
Mr Savoir Faire 
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Billy Bob, sleigh.
benj clews 
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