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| Clairvoyant courtesan channels Ciccone. |
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| Parisian cabaret, camp overload. |
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| Performer dies of consumption. |
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| Bazzle dazzle, Ewan spewin'! |
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| Absinthe makes for showtunes. |
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| Christian, Satine dupe Duke. |
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| Ewen, Nicole induce migraines. |
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| Kylie's fairy: drug-induced. |
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| Nicole coughs, Ewan's loss. |
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| Musical romance in windmill. |
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| Luhrman learns swishy cabaret. |
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| Luhrman's long music video. |
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| Burlesque, farcical 'Love Story'. |
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| McGregor in Maharaja musical. |
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| Luhrman and Luring Ladies. |
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| Bohemian Jedi sings, dances. |
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| Baz Luhrman's dull �poque. |
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| Brain meltdown in tatsville. |
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| Editing induces motion sickness. |
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| True love + coughing = coffin. |
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| Trashy tat, soooo beautiful! |
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| Kidman shines, McGregor whines. |
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| Jim Broadbent sings, loudly. |
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| Showy, untalented cover rip-off. |
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| Period disco, immerses celluloid. |
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| Beautiful tragady. Killer soundtrack! |
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| Watching could induce seizures. |
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| Manic musical of Montmartre. |
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| Brilliant BAZterpiece blows mind! |
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| Kidman's blushing musical. |
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| TB, the glamorous death!! |
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| Drug induced Kylie dream. |
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| Bohemian spectacular 'Pretty Woman'. |
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| Lung disease kills Kidman. |
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| Ewan hot. Nicole deathly. |
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| Obie-wan singing not Forced. |
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| Toulouse Obi-Wan's heart. |
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| Ozzy Osbourne does musical. |
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| Absinthe-fuelled psychedelic nightmares. |
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| Kidman, Ewan, the others. |
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| Luhrmann thickly applies rouge. |
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| Duke's 'Virgin' rendition disturbs. |
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| Consumption claims Kidman's chanteuse. |
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| Kidman's hackwork elicits tears. |
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| Victorian Kidman, gangnam style. |
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| Ewan, Nicole sing together |
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| 19th century �80s musical. |
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| Stop singing 'Your Song'. |
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| Ewan- foghorn. Nicole- diva. |
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| Baz-blended enigmatic musical. |
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| Fantastic 'La Boheme' re-working! |
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| Behold the musical renaissance! |
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| Dizzying orgy of brilliance. |
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| Criminally indefensibly polymorphously bad. |
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| Courtesan sings, dances, dies. |
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| Sluts, busts. Hoe's show. |
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| Highly stylised zenithal musical. |
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| Bohemian boys, prancing prostutes. |
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| Ewan's emotional, Kidman croaks. |
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| Corsets, can-can, absinthe, love. |
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| Baz Luhrmann's visual feast. |
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| Midichlorians make Obi sing. |
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| Kidman croons contemporary tunes. |
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| Musical Parisien whore house. |
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| Fairy good voice-over, Ozzy! |
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| Nicole's Ewan's Parisian parlez. |
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| Stunning musical, visual feast. |
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| Cazt zingz Bohemian Rhapzody. |
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| Dancing, costumes, make-up, yawn. |
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| Orpheus in Underworld, again... |
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| Big dresses, big elephant. |
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| Modern musical, Parisian courtesan. |
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| Aussie pomp and circumstance. |
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| McGregor couches avec Kidman. |
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| Satine corrupts young Christian. |
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| Luhrmann, Nicole lures men. |
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| Ridiculous Obi-session with Love. |
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| Kylie Minogue: absinthe personified. |
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